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Tuesday's Hour of Spin opened with Olby pretending that there were two huge news events in Washington competing for attention. One of these: the Alito hearings. The other: the Abramoff scandal. Keith's excuse for making the latter his lead story was that a lobbying firm that employed Mrs DeLay has closed. Stop the presses!
Mention of DeLay gave KO an excuse to run, for free and in its entirety, an anti-DeLay ad allegedly running in his district. Is this the only ad running in his district? Who knows. But it's the only one Olby has given this much free publicity to. Since Dana Milbank was in yesterday to chew over the political news, today Keith interviewed...Dana Milbank. Tonight's moment of unintentional humor was Olby pronouncing Republican Congressman Boehner as "Bonner". Too bad Boehner's not in the cabinet--Keith wouldn't get his name wrong then since he wouldn't even know who he was.
Lots of recycled video from NBC tonight: the Alito hearings, the kidnapped journalist in Iraq, the whereabouts of Bin Laden, a dead cat, and a fact-challenged bestseller. You'd think the author of this last would be a natural choice for "worst person" (if Olby could verify that the author worked for Fox). But no, Keith had bigger fish to fry. Tuesday's worst was Andrea Peyser, for reporting this.
Olby described her as a "sniveling eavesdropper" and used the age-old defense of mistaken identity (I didn't say it, it was that guy next to me). Keith neglected to mention what he replied when that other guy purportedly said these insulting things about one of his coworkers. He also went out of his way to make fun of Ms Peyser's name ("Andrea Pays-her, Pies-her") not just once but twice. (What was that all about?)
It was another OlbyEmbarrassment, but we couldn't help noticing that when he read the quote from Peyser, he cut it off in the middle of the sentence. The part he didn't read:
...and [Olbermann] groused jealously about Bill O'Reilly's superior ratings.
That part he didn't try to palm off on some innocent bystander. That part he didn't deflect with a tall tale and a few personal insults. That part he didn't deny.
Sometimes it's not what you say that counts. It's what you don't say.
There he goes again! How many friends will Keith make with his winning persona? Usually, the guy with awful ratings tries to make friends, not enemies.
Connie and Maury are awful, but Keith's bizarro "roach" comment is truly execrable. I would have to guess that Keith is jealous because they are a couple and he is pathetically alone, or that Connie and Maury make more money than Olby for one day a week (most likely)!
Individually, the Chungs would probably do ok. Together, they will sink faster than Keith's standards. I accidentaly tuned by and tried to give them a chance but I couldn't take their unnatural banter. How could two people live together for so long and have less chemistry than Regis and Kelly?
By the way, I have found the ideal mate for Keith -- the unequivocally detestable Kathy Griffin! They could spend hours together making "worst person" lists, and they would always be able to blame their lack of friends on each other.
I'd like to compliment all you people by saying that you're sure to have the professional longevity of a cockroach.
No, don't thank me.
Kathy Griffin? Then what would he do with the equally unfunny and untalented Mo Rocca?
Puck,
The dynamic duo would need an audience. Perhaps Mo would follow them around chuckling?
Imagine the child of Olby and Griffin? Too bad we can't post photos here! Actually, they probably do have a child, and his name is Mo Rocca!
What's fun to watch about Mo is that he knows he is not funny. You can imagine how neurotic he must be that everyone else will discover he is not funny and not talented. Relax, MO. It is already known. Kathy Griffin was a brilliant suggestion by the way!
Mo Rocca doesn't have to be funny. His name is funny.