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"COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN" (8:00 P.M.-9:00 P.M. ET)
Host: Keith Olbermann
Topics/Guests:
Major news broke today regarding WMDs in Iraq. How will Olby cover it? Let's find out.
Prolific emailer Keith Olbermann began with a litany of Bad News from Iraq: kidnappings, bombings, killings. Olby played two clips from the Senate debate: Joe Biden touting the concept that they're in a "civil war", and a clip from Chuck Hagel who was criticizing the phrase "cut and run". You gotta give Krazy Keith kredit: he can run one (D) and one (R) and still present only one side of the issue.
KO wanted to know if this is now civil war in Iraq, and Wolffe equivocated ("troubling signs", "sectarian violence"). The infamous, deplorable Keith Olbermann pulled another stale rabbit out of his old hat. You know, the parlor trick where, no matter what the subject, it's somehow bad for Bush. In this particular instance, it was the President's trip to Baghdad:
Is that junket now at risk of backfiring in the same way that the, uh, the Top Gun Mission Accomplished thing on the aircraft carrier did three years ago?
Much was made of a memo from the US Embassy in Baghdad. In fact, Krazy paid much more attention to this memo than he did to the Zarqawi documents found on the terrorist's laptop. And, almost as an afterthought, Keith brings up the WMD news by blaming the messenger (Sen Santorum):
But, but, in Pennsylvania, where Senator Santorum is down 18% in the polls in his bid for reelection, he has apparently declared that WMD has been found in Iraq? Is this desperation? Does he have information the rest of us don't? What, what's he talking about?
Wolffe dismissed it as old news, just "traces". Given that this was announced less than three hours earlier, Wolffe must have done some serious cramming on the story. Or not. Then KO went out of his way to mention that the mother of one of the two murdered soldiers is "against this war", followed by a recycled NBC piece about the family of Private Tucker, who expressed no such sentiment. Countdown has yet to give any real details about the manner of these executions, perhaps because their barbarity suggests not a home-grown insurgency but rather Al Qaeda terrorism.
Can you believe The Great Leak Case was once more one of the top stories? In the #4 slot, KO was again obsessing about people raising money for Scooter Libby's defense. The superbly talented broadcaster stumbled his way through a description of the attendees, referring to the "former Secretary Energy", then correcting himself and identifying him as "Spencer Abram". This was a cue to introduce the triply discredited David Shuster, who, for reasons known only to the Almighty, is still shameless enough to show his face on television. Our attention wandered but we thought we heard Slippery Shuster come up with another brilliant prediction: "I'm convinced Scooter Libby will be indicted." Thanks, Dave. Here's a cookie. Go away.
The #3 story was all about Dan Rather's exit from CBS, filled with little snarky asides from Krazy Keith--you know, the sort of wisecracks that, if made by somebody at Fox about MSNBC, result in a "worst person" nomination. Michael Wolff (no relation to Richard of Newsweek) joined in the fun.
#2 was another "story my producers are forcing me to cover". At least that's what Keith "I answer to no one" Olbermann claimed. It was cross-promotion for a new American Idol ripoff, that, just by happy coincidence, premieres tonight on NBC. That recycled network video was followed by: Brittney Spears, Kevin Federline, Corey Feldman, and Corey Haim. The prized #1 slot was reserved for a set-up about how difficult it is to cancel an AOL account. We cancelled our AOL with a polite, three-minute phone call.
And that's The Hour of Spin for this, the 124th day of the Keith Olbermann CoverUp. And the magic number is still four.
Looks like Dana Milbank has decided his association with the orange-hued emailer is no longer worth it unless he gets paid to do it, which as of this week, he is.
People are still fishing for ways to justify the war. This story will turn out to go nowhere as those before it have. And if this is such major news where are all the other news links to it? At least you could get FOX news or something.
we're supposed to believe that this site is dedicated to detecting liberal bias in olbermann's reporting, but it's obvious none of you care about ojectivive reporting. You just want their to be an institutionalized repulibcan slant in the media. I strongly believe that with olbermann being of the few exceptions, the Mainstream Media lean right. If you don't believe me, go to mediamatters.org. Or better yet, watch the daily show as they show clips of cnn, msnbc, and fox anchors repeatedly spewing out the same bush talking points, back-to-back.
"If you don't believe me, go to mediamatters.org. "
That site is funded by George Soros. That's a fact look it up.
JMorris you just keep digging yourself deeper and deeper.
Media Matters AKA Pravda USA!
Soros Rules said,
" "If you don't believe me, go to mediamatters.org. "
That site is funded by George Soros. That's a fact look it up."
FOX News is funded by Rupert Murdoch and run by Roger Ailes. That's a fact look it up.
"FOX News is funded by Rupert Murdoch and run by Roger Ailes. That's a fact look it up."
Yes but Liberals and leftists are given allowed to speak their viewpoints. Mediamatters is a Leftwing Hack Machine like the NY Times.
Fox News isn't funded by anybody except the (satisfied) advertisers. They're making money hand over fist.
Yeah, I know its owned by george soros. Is it just that your ultral pro-Israel? Cause I don't have a problem witht that, I too am a supporter of Israel; However, I do have a problem with you making these inflamatory, vicious, statements, attacking my political beliefs.
How can you be pro-Israel and a Leftists? The Left blames Israel for everything, even 9/11.
"However, I do have a problem with you making these inflamatory, vicious, statements, attacking my political beliefs."
I just give the Left a taste of their own medicine.
" 'FOX News is funded by Rupert Murdoch and run by Roger Ailes. That's a fact look it up.'
Yes but Liberals and leftists are given allowed to speak their viewpoints." Yeah, a bunch of straw men like Bob Beckel, and a centrist Democrat like Alan Colmes.
How can you be pro-Israel and a Leftists? The Left blames Israel for everything, even 9/11.
"However, I do have a problem with you making these inflamatory, vicious, statements, attacking my political beliefs."
I just give the Left a taste of their own medicine.
"How can you be pro-Israel and a Leftists? The Left blames Israel for everything, even 9/11." Actually, most people who blame Israel for 9/11 are ignorant republicans, such as the ones that live here in SC. Right after 9/11, knowing that my family was Jewish, neighbors looked at my parents as if they had horns and 9/11 was their fault. I think it also depends on your definition of "leftist". I don't completely understand what you mean by that term.
"Yeah, a bunch of straw men like Bob Beckel, and a centrist Democrat like Alan Colmes."
Bob Beckel is one of the Liberals whom I like. He criticizes the Republicans not attack and used Leftists/Jihadi talking points. If the Dems were more like Bob Beckel or Susan Estrich they would win more often. They're patriots who love this nation and want Islamo-Fascism defeated. Unlike the Socialist Globalist Left that want the US and Israel to be defeated by Islam.
That's why I respect Liberals and despise Leftists!
"a centrist Democrat like Alan Colmes."
On what issues is Alan Colmes NOT a liberal Democrat? Feel free to cite his book: "Red, White, and Liberal" (not "Red, White, and Centrist"). Or are you just making things up?
Alen Colmes is a pushover. He fits in perfectly with Rupert Murdoch's republican propaganda agenda.
I ask again. Cite the issues where Alan Colmes is a "centrist" and not a liberal. Or admit you made it up.
" Actually, most people who blame Israel for 9/11 are ignorant republicans"
Wrong Answer a Leftist group has blame Israel.
Micahel Moore and Cindy Shithead have blame 9/11 on our support of Israel. On Daily Kos I have read many Leftists blame the Mossad or our support of Israel. Alex Jones who's a Marxist on Infowars.com has blame Israel.
The only ones on the right that blame Israel are the david dukes types which I call the Racist Right. They are allies with the Left and the Jihadis.
What about at Harvard where Far Left groups had a conference on Israel's influence on the US government.
If Republicans are so anti-Jewish, why do polls show they support Israel more then Democrats?
Answer that one.
Stop claiming your Jewish, you're not you don't believe in God so you're not a Jew. You're of Jewish Ethnic origins. My Fiance is a real Jew shought fought in the Israeli Army.
Is your claims to being Jewish the reasomn you hate Hispanics? Are you still mad over the Inquisition, so now you want pay back, right racists Leftie.
i'll look up his positions in a minute. The point is he's a PUSHOVER. He's a week arguer and he let's hannity run the show, and he never corrects hannity when hannity makes false statements. When they had ann coulter on he allowed her to runover him like a bulldozer. He's never puts up a fight. Anyone who felt strongly about liberal politial views would never do that.
Johhny,
Don't bother engaging JMo. This morning, he was preaching that real Jews don't want an Isreal, because its not supposed to exist until the "Massiah" comes. Now he is an Isreal supporter.
That said, please, Republicans blame Isreal for 9/11? Name one. How about leftists? Cindy Sheehan, Code Pink, et al. Just like the Alan Colmes is a pushover, centrist, just because you post it doesn't make it true.
I'm not sure if Michael Moore ever said anything like that, but i don't think anyone should ever blame israel for 9/11. That's more of a common sense issue. If people knew the facts they wouldn't blame israel. i gotta go
Scott,
He also advocates deportation of Hispanics. That proves he's not Jewish. Jews are aginst descrimination against any group, that's why they supported the Blacks during the Civil Rights era. JMorris is a fraud he's reading Mao' little Red Book right now. That's why he supports rounding innocent people up.
Jmorris is gone. Yeah we have defaeted the Jihadi/Leftists/Racist Terrorist.
JMorris you're a delusional idiot. I hope if there's a hijacking that you're on the plane!
Just thought some might like to see the actual document Santorum quoted from.
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pdf/Iraq_WMD_HPSCI_Negroponte.pdf
Scott,
That's why he had to go. Their leaders Soros and Markos "Nutjob" Moulitas is calling them so they can get their new talking points about the WMD's found in Iraq!
Their new excuse 500 shells isn't enough.
The reason Mr. Santorum and Mr. Hoekstra's assertion we've found weapons of mass destruction is because it's not really true. This is what one of our weapons inspectors had to say about their findings... from several years ago!!!
"...according to Scott Ritter, UNSCOM Weapons Inspector in Iraq for 7 years, Sarin has a shelf life of five years and as of the writing of "What Team Bush doesn't want you to know" in 2002, any Sarin that hadn't been found would have been "useless, harmless, goo." (p. 33) And from BBC News,
" Iraq had no stockpiles of biological, chemical or nuclear weapons before last year's US-led invasion, the chief US weapons inspector has concluded.
Iraq Survey Group head Charles Duelfer said Iraq's nuclear capability had decayed not grown since the 1991 war.
Key findings of the report:
* "The ISG has not found evidence that Saddam possessed WMD stocks in 2003, but [there is] the possibility that some weapons existed in Iraq, although not of a militarily significant capability."
------------------------
So, what we found and what the good Congressmen are refering to are weapons that were about a decade old... and of absolutely no potency. It was an attempt to stir up the continual waning support for the war... and it failed as evidence by the considerable lack of coverage by all the major news outlets.
Just a thought: Tonight Countdown gave a fair amount of time to the family of one of the two soldiers who were murdered in Iraq over the weekend. This family was given time to show their support for the mission their son was on. Actually, I was surprised that more time wasn't given to the other soldier's family who apparently do not believe in the same mission. Perhaps that is because apparently they do not speak English. So for a change I thought that Countdown did the right thing. Am I wrong?
On a different subject...here in the San Francisco Bay Area we have started to get the Glenn Beck program at the same time as the CD re-run. I enjoy it very much and yet at the same time, I realize that it is news mixed in with entertainment mixed in with opinion. Same thing that CD does but on the other side politically, Somehow though, it just doesn't seem as mean spirited. Check it out.
Olbermann is a sick deranged fool. He hides under his desk. That's says it all!
"How can you be pro-Israel and a Leftists?" You're right. It's impossible to be a left of center democrat and support israel. And even though I was bar mitzvahed or "became a bar mitzvah" as the correct phrase would be, I'm not Jewish. you're right. If Al Gore and those other people had it there way, israel would be nuked out in a second. However, since I am a democrat, and every single democrat on the planet is 100% obligated to agree with Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore, i have no choice but to declare a fattwah on Israel! Praise allaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gloria, who is CD?
does it stand for countdown?
Sorry, I thought that it was generally understood on this site that CD stood for Countdown...or were you putting me on?
Non,
Fox News had the story online, top left corner. Brit Hume covered it earlier. Santorum is on Hannity & Colmes tonight. Sounds like Johnny just linked to a different source. So would I, knowing the sure to come "Yeah, sure FOX thinks it news because it helps Bush and they are in the Neo-cons pockets" replies. Maybe not from you, but you have to admit they'd come.
On to KO's coverage. First of all, if its not a big story, why does KO cover it in the first segment? Hmmm, your theory loses a bit of its bite there.
I love the quote "Does he have information the rest of us don't?" Gee, imagine that. A Senator possibly having information that a cable news guy with a pretty small following didn't get. Hmm. Well, Keith, LGF had the report posted at 7:19 PM EDT. So LGF had information you didn't get, too. Sounds like you need to get the staff to find some new sources.
i'm new to this site. i didn't know cd was countdown. Is glenn beck any different on his radio show as he is on his tv show?
Senator Santorum? You mean that guy in pennsylvania who's eating it in the polls? that santorum?
i can't believe someone actually felt threatened enough by olbermann to form this site. what a bunch of paranoid freaks.
"i can't believe someone actually felt threatened enough by olbermann"
I can't believe someone feels threatened by Hispanic Immigrants that they advocate Ethnic Cleansing as was done to his ancestors. Yet you supported war against Serbia when they did it to the Islamo-Fascists Albanians! You're just a Leftwing ignorant hack!
"i can't believe someone actually felt threatened enough by olbermann"
I can't believe someone feels threatened by Hispanic Immigrants that they advocate Ethnic Cleansing as was done to his ancestors. Yet you supported war against Serbia when they did it to the Islamo-Fascists Albanians! You're just a Leftwing ignorant hack!
Further showing your fine grasp of the facts, JMO. Does that mean that to be taken seriously, you have to have high poll numbers?
Additionally, you have apparently fallen into the same trap as KO. Sanotrum wasn't the only guy at the press conference. The announcement was made with Rep. Pete Hoekstra. I'll let you look him up to see where he's from.
I am sure there are political reasons Santorum pushed for this information to be released. It doesn't make it less factual.
James, are all past facts true in perpetuity, or is it possible for additional information to come out that negates prior statements? You know, like the earth is flat and the sun orbits it? Could it be that we found something Ritter didn't know about? It's not like he free and total access to the whole country. Assuming the shelf life of sarin is accurate, what about the mustard gas? And what does Iraq's nuclear capability have to do with this story?
"can't believe someone feels threatened by Hispanic Immigrants that they advocate Ethnic Cleansing as was done to his ancestors. Yet you supported war against Serbia when they did it to the Islamo-Fascists Albanians! You're just a Leftwing ignorant hack!" Dude, it's common sense. Sure, the mexicans gave us tacos and burritos, but now it's time for them to be dealt with. They're breathing my air, bitch!! And they take up too much space. Only solution: kill ALL the mexicans. It's the only way to deal with immigration, we've tried national guard troops, we've tried border agents, now its come to this.
Scott, I believe this guy is just a brainwashed racist Kossack. We can reason better with whet comes out our ass than this Racist jerk.
PRAISE ALLAH (bee-atch)
To: jMorris724. Glenn Beck does pretty much the same thing as he does on radio but I think it translates better to TV. No question, he is on the conservative side.....but funny. Sorry, but I don't find that many on the other side politically to show much sense of humor. Stephen Colbert is a talented guy but it seems that since his big (and I thought pathetic) night at the DC dinner, he is taking himself more seriously. I guess that happens when people start to talk about you a lot. Like I said, though, he is a talented, funny guy but particularly if you are on his political "wave length". Help me out here...who are some other funny liberals besides Jon Stewart who I think is another really tremendous talent.
I have to disagree with your comment that this site is populated only by paranoid types. Sure. there are plenty of those but also there are others who genuinely have something of interest to say. Stick around awhile and then see if you feel the same way.
you dont justify wars your in you win them. thats the problem i have with the quitters on the left. just 1 of many.
bill maher and al franken are funny.
jmorris724 wrote,
"I/m new to this site."
I think you're new to this planet.
"The chief weapons inspector, Charles Duelfer, has now issued a comprehensive report that confirms the earlier conclusion of David Kay that Iraq did not have the weapons that our intelligence believed were there."
- President George W. Bush, October 7, 2004.
Apparently, Santorum didn't get the memo...
"They're breathing my air, bitch!! And they take up too much space. Only solution: kill ALL the mexicans. It's the only way to deal with immigration, we've tried national guard troops, we've tried border agents, now its come to this."
The tolerance of the Left.
Hey Jmorris was Hitler Justified in the holocaust?
You're using the same arguments.
How come you don't feel that way about Muslims that're trying to wipe out your Israeli cousins?
You're just a Leftists Racist hack.
Come down here to South Florida and pop that anti-Hispanic Junk down here coward.
So you advocate a race war that would destroy this country?
Genious of you.
You've been exposed as a loon!
i'm totally convinced. that guy told me that i'm not a real jew, i hate israel, osama is my role model, and hugo chavez is my second cousin...oh yeah...and he also told me that i want to have a mexican holocaust. That guy is right. I can't argue my way out of it, there's no excuse. I better get to work on blaming the bad economy on the Mexicans, i gotta lot to work to complete the final plan.
he's a lefty and thats exactly what they want, to destroy the country as we know it. they push to change things that arent broken. its an attempt to regain power and jmorris is just a tool. a usefull idiot is the phrase.
"PRAISE ALLAH"
Fuck Allah(Lucifer) curssed be his Genocidal Pedophile Prophet!
I mean sure, the mexicans that work at the El Chico restaurant down the street are nice, but they're the reason I have to press '1' for English. I hate pressing one. Ethnic Cleansing, it's the only way. :)
"You gotta give Krazy Keith kredit: he can run one (D) and one (R) and still present only one side of the issue." Priceless.
hey, dude who's marrying israeli chick, Why do I like Hugo Chavez again? Can you repeat your level-headed talking points again please?
Jmorris,
So you advocate a Race War? That would destroy your contry so that proves the Left wants this country destroyed!
You just made my point. Now go back to Kos planet you racist Nazi!
Jmorris is a Nazi,
I have to disagree with your name. JMO is (probably) not a Nazi. It's fairly evident that he doesn't actually believe half of what he writes because: a) he contradicts his own spouting from post to post, and b) he never answers challenges that come to him.
He shows a pretty poor grasp of the facts and of history. How many times has he already posted "I don't know about" or "I'm not familiar with" after posting rambling rants.
JMO obviously found a link to this site somewhere and thinks that his "Kill the Mexicans, Republicans hate Jews" crap is funny.
The fact that he earlier referenced his 12 year old brother meshes nicely with whoever it was that called him an immature 16 year old.
JMorris you like Chavez's policies because he hates America like you and your Leftists/Jihadi allies. However you hate his ethicity. Hey come down to South Florida and spew your junk down here.
what a loser. can't face me on the real issues, so he has to play the race card. However, I do think John McCain's immigration bill is a little weak. A Mexican holocaust is the only meaningful, reasonable, level-headed way to solve this immigration issue.
what a loser. can't face me on the real issues, so he has to play the race card. However, I do think John McCain's immigration bill is a little weak. A Mexican holocaust is the only meaningful, reasonable, level-headed way to solve this immigration issue.
oh, thinks for clearing up the Chavez thing. But why do I hate america, again? I keep forgetting.
Scott, don't forget Hitler was a Leftists. He was a Socialist. So JMorris could be a Nazi.
Scott, don't forget Hitler was a Leftists. He was a Socialist. So JMorris could be a Nazi.
Scott, I'm not a nazi. I just think that you cannot have a real discussion on this immigration issue without mentioning a Mexian Holocaust. It's totally unavoidable.
jmorris724 shouldn't you be over at Kos asking for help, like you did last night?
Dude marrying israeli chick, you're taking to long to get your talking points out. I forgot why I hate America, can you PLEASE remind me?
"A Mexican holocaust is the only meaningful, reasonable, level-headed way to solve this immigration issue. "
Do you think Hispanic Americans would just stand by and let your ilk attack them?
Think seriously, it would destroy this country. Hence your ultimate gial.
Well, you told me that i'm a nazi racist anti-Hispanic lefty hypocrite fascist. If you said it, it must be true. I trust your judgement about me.
"I forgot why I hate America, can you PLEASE remind me?"
You advocate a race war that would destroy AmericA.
"fascist."
I never called you that. It too good a term for you Leftists ilk.
well, that dude with the fiance and the screen name that keeps changing told me that I want to start an Ethnic Cleansing. It was his idea, so you have to give HIM SOME credit for it.
"fascist."
I never called you that. It too good a term for you Leftists ilk.
He's right. I hate america. He said it about me, and he knows more about me than anyone else, it must be true.
Does KOS allow open debate on it's site?
I'm also a "Leftist", whatever that is. I asked him to define the term twice already.
Sure as long as you hate Bush and think Gore and Kerry both won!LOL
Well JMorris, I have to go. Unlike you I have a life. Me and My Fiance are going to go drinking right now. I'll let the posters keep exposing your Leftists Pro-Islmic anti-Hispanic Kosnnut.
"Leftists Pro-Islmic anti-Hispanic Kosnnut". That guy doesn't hate liberals at all.
thats what i figured. how blind are some of these tools. they can't see which side truly likes free speach and debate. and which side needs a controlled debate to thrive.
"Well JMorris, I have to go. Unlike you I have a life. " He also seems very polite.
scooter, this site is actually good for something. It gives normal people the chance to argue with sociopaths. I've had to deal with so many gutless, heartless crazies throughout my years, and now it's paying off. Don't you see, everyone has a weakness. Its easy to use his own words against him if you just use a little satire. He's a sociopath, there is no reasonable discussion with him. you have to find his weakness and exploit it. Humour is his weakeness. He can't even wrap his mind around it. He's like a big dumb animal. This is so rockin'.
hey scooter, i'm glad i talked this guy. I never realized that bin laden and clinton are one and the same. that might have a big impact on my primary vote. ;)
jmorris724,
Don't worry we will soon be victorious. The Corporate Order will be destroyed and us on the Left along with our Islamic allies will win!
Amazing how pointing out Olbermann's bias and lies results in an all-out Moonbat assault. Just goes to show you how aligned Keith is with the wacko fringe.
I counted one post before the lefties took the ball and ran off the field. Reminds me of this crazy dog that would steal our baseball . . .
Dude, when that guy comes back from having drinks with his slutty fiance, i will tear him a new one. I feel sorry for that chick, she must be pretty desperate to date a wingnut like that.
kfk, is fox news still "fair and balanced"? I don't watch it anymore so i wouldn't know.
jmorris724,
You're not alone I'll have your back.
jmorris724,
You're not alone I'll have your back.
thanx jack frost, but remember, you're dealing with fascist sociopaths. not normal people. Don't make arguments based on facts because they don't believe in facts, just make arguments that point out the weak links of their own misinformation.
Like the "fact" that Alan Colmes is a "centrist"? I'm still waiting for you to lay out the issues on which Alan Colmes does NOT take a liberal position. And no helping from Frosty!
jmorris724,
Time is on our side Europe is already under the control of the Left-Islamic alliance. The US will soon fall. Israel's time will soon come as Hams with the help of Iran will win. China will dominate the east. The end of the Christian-Corporate order is at hand!
Whatever you do Operative JMorris, don't talk about Olbermann. The key is to avoid talking about Countdown, SPAM the site and all the threads, and destroy destroy destroy! First Olbermannwatch, then the entire country!
146 posts in just 2 consecutive threads. jmorris724 should give it a rest. I started skipping past his posts after reading about 4. This dope doesn't have a clue. The one where he spoke of Condi Rice shopping for shoes in NYC when 9/11 occurred said it all.
When you argure with a fool, ask yourself ' who is the fool? '
Gatxer,
LMFAO! Just saw the pitiful "I'm pretty sure their facts are wrong, can somebody else help me get out the hole I dug insulting people who actually know what they're talking about." Hillarious!
Also see he dug himself a bigger hole with the Anderson Cooper comments. Spouting his homophobic crap at Kos. Pure genious.
He's running a one man campaign to get Al Franken a job at MSNBC. The same Al Franken that no one listens to on the radio, or watches on Bravo, that has to have a team of writers script his barely professional show. I'm sure he'd be great.
And he does so much research, that he wants everyone at Kos to write emails to MSNBC supporting Frankenstein. To what email address? The CD show adress. By now, he should have KO's corporate address. It's only been all over the internet. Or maybe send one to the actual network.
This site has become pathetic. I used to think I could entertain a civil discourse here, but that pipedream got flushed once KfK started descending into wingnutery and dragged a bunch of friends with him.
Maybe one day I'll get to see the people on this site talk about an issue without useless name calling or the use of straw man arguments.
JMO, didn't anyone ever tell you not to come to a battle of the minds unarmed?
That JMorris724 is really ignorant and speaks without facts!
That JMorris724 is really ignorant and speaks without facts!
"This dope doesn't have a clue. The one where he spoke of Condi Rice shopping for shoes in NYC when 9/11 occurred said it all." if condi wasn't shopping for shoes on 9/11, where was she?
I see one of you picked up on my little joke about Anderson Cooper. But since when do republicans care about gays?
I don't think i can stomach much more of these Rovian swift-boating comments. I'll give the last word the to you guys, the 34% of the nation that still supports bush.
jmorris724, are you proud that our Islamic allies are kicking ass in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Iran has the Oil men in the White House scared!
The progressive North Korean nation has Lil Bush shook!Isn't everything great! We will seize power soon!
jmorris724, are you proud that our Islamic allies are kicking ass in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Iran has the Oil men in the White House scared!
The progressive North Korean nation has Lil Bush shook!Isn't everything great! We will seize power soon!
Hard news by Krazy Keith Olbermann from 6/20/06:
>"More doubts about the New York subway poison threat saga."
Doubts from . . . his own Krazy mind! And what is the big doubt on this one? His guest speculates "if al Qaeda had the opportunity to carry out an attack like this, I don‘t see why they would have hesitated." OK Keith! Case closed!
>"A pardon for Scooter Libby, made up or a practical possibility?"
Um . . . made up? Yes Keith -- you MADE THAT UP! The shocking evidence that resulted in this report? Larry O'Donnell's Krazy mind: "I actually have been hearing it from people close to the case for a few weeks now." Well Larry, you were right about Rove being indicted. Oh you weren't? Oh well. No matter!
Then we get this doozy:
>OLBERMANN: Well, let‘s go to this President Bush‘s role or imagined role in this scandal or this departure of Dan Rather.
Ah Keith! Bush has a hand in everything eh? I'm sure you have evidence, right? I mean, this isn't more imaginary news! Oh, it is? Oh well . . .
Finally, for his weirdo fans:
>"Is it OK to sleep with a robot?"
What an important question! That's our Keith -- he sees his future and wants to ethically clear himself in advance.
Is there any doubt this maniac decides what he wants to report, makes it up, then gets henchmen to agree with his nutty works of fiction? If only one man on the planet is reporting all these outrageous things, is the whole world in the dark or is the reporter a lying psychopath? I think anyone who is honest knows the answer.
jmorridiot724, get your talking points straight. Sheeesh, here I am giving you Bush Hater talking points. OK listen and learn. Condi Rice did the shoe shopping when Bush was in Crawford, ignoring Katrina because he is racist.
Still waiting...
"The chief weapons inspector, Charles Duelfer, has now issued a comprehensive report that confirms the earlier conclusion of David Kay that Iraq did not have the weapons that our intelligence believed were there."
- President George W. Bush, October 7, 2004.
Apparently, Santorum didn't get the memo...
The official Democrat story of 9/11
by Krazy Keith and Larry O'Donnell
On 9/11 Condi Rice was shopping for shoes while George Bush read stories to kids. When the first plane hit the World Trade center, John Kerry grabbed his M-16 and took up a defensive position at Chambers street. After John cleared the area, he proceeded to set up a command post in a church and ran "Operation Counterattack" as both commander and platoon. Utilizing his slick military know-how, he immediately contacted the joint chiefs of staff and demanded air support to protect the other tower. The joint chiefs were all shopping for boots. He then called the Republican leaders in the Senate and House. They were all ear-marking funds for the rich while smoking cigars in the lounge. He had always known it would come to this. Just like in Vietnam, it was all up to him.
Kerry removed the bayonette from his weapon and threw it to the ground. "No" he uttered, "these cowards won't get close enough for me to use this." John climbed to the spire of the church, stopping to pray to Jesus, Ganesh, Allah and Yaweh, as he was part Muslim, Jew, Catholic and Hindu. As he got to the spire he tried to contact Cheney. The VP's secretary said he was on the phone with Halliburton planning the invasion of Iraq. John spit. "How could he use this for his own personal gain? He knows Iraq had nothing to do with this! It was Bin Laden."
Oh how John wished he had strangles Bin Laden when he was in special ops during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. "I never trusted that man" he thought. "Damn Reagan wouldn't give me the go-ahead to finish him off."
Just then the second plane came into view. John emptied his magazine into the plane. "God forgive me! I am shooting at my own people, but there is no choice!" He scored a direct hit on the terrorist pilot, but it was too late. The plane turned but still caught the tower. Perhaps taking out the terrorist pilot and altering the course of the plane saved a few thousand people, but that was a small consolation for John. He wanted to save them all.
John rushed into the building with Chuck Schumer, and the two successfully saved all minority and female union workers.
John and Chuck are haunted to this day by the grim memory of what could have been.
I am a douchebag.
who ever did the fake jmorris comment is an idiot, i always spell my screen name with a lower case j. BTW, that's extremely mature of you to do something like that.
Gloria,
I agree with you about Glenn Beck. I hope his program catches on; he's political but also entertaining. I also like Tucker Carlson for the same reason, but unfortunately, I am one of his very few fans. These two guys, while certainly right-of-center, are not mean spirited when voicing their political beliefs.
And I am VERY surprised that Keith gave time to the family of the soldier, especially if they seemed to support the war. It was just horrible what happened to those two soldiers; I wish our media would have covered it more so that people would see the vicious enemy we are dealing with.
then again, this'll be my last night on OlbermannWatch, so go ahead and bash me all you want.
And morris and his "sparring partner": I hope you get to bed earlier tonight than last night.
In any case. I am still a douchebag.
Don't use other people's handles. It leads to chaos
in any case, the fake jmorris has about 1/2 the maturity of the real jmorris.
and probably 1/3 the intelligence.
and 1/3 is pushing it
I mean sure, the mexicans that work at the El Chico restaurant down the street are nice, but they're the reason I have to press '1' for English. I hate pressing one. Ethnic Cleansing, it's the only way.
Mature enough? Smart enough?
first of all, you need to stop using my screen name. I'm sure you think its cute, but that's the kinda stuff i did when i was 12 or 13. Second of all, it's called a since of humor. Get a life.
Ethnic cleansing will save America. We'll drive those Spics back where they belong! The we'll raise taxes, ban guns and surrender to the Islamo-fascists. Then my voice will be at every minaret issuing a call to prayer!
I have been posting messages non-stop on this site for the last 5 hours. My life is awesome.
We will throw all Republicans and rightwingers into gulags. Fox News will be banned. Keith Olbermann will be the government spokesman.
the fake jmorris insists on acting like a retard. it makes the real jmorris wonder how old he is
Yes I have been on since yesterday. I'm trying to hook up with Leftwing women!
Yes I have been on since yesterday. I'm trying to hook up with Leftwing women!
don't critcize my life. my life is fairly confined due to some medical conidtions i have.
apparently the fake jmorris likes to swiftboat people. what a real turd blossom.
I'm 20 with no life and living with off my parents! I have a poster of Keith Olbermann and worship him everyday! he's my idol. He's the most fair and balanced reporter ever!
Missy and Gloria are the only grownups i've met in this blog
Third time, someone want to pick up the ball?
"The chief weapons inspector, Charles Duelfer, has now issued a comprehensive report that confirms the earlier conclusion of David Kay that Iraq did not have the weapons that our intelligence believed were there."
- President George W. Bush, October 7, 2004.
Apparently, Santorum didn't get the memo...
I make up conspiracy theories because like my idol Keith Olbermann I can't discuss facts! Nor can I get any ass!
fake jmorris, it's no secret that olbermann leans left, i just don't see why you're threatened by one liberal news anchor when you have the whole fox news channel. By the way, I'm not 20 years old.
is fake jmorris the guy with the israeli fiance?
How old are you, fake jmorris?
Olbermann has opposing views on all the time. His debating skills are beyond anyone's intellect! He's the man!
do all republicans act like children? or just the ones on this website?
http://www.nysun.com/article/26514
There are many jmorris724.
I'm jmorris724 you're an imposter. I have Che poster next to my Olbermann poster!
fake jmorris, olbermann stated in an interview that he didn't want his show to be 2 people yelling at each other like O'Reilly. So he doesn't do debate, and if he did I have no idea if he'd be good at it or not.
I'm the new Alan Smithee.
Che poster? whaaaa?? you need to get out of here. this blog is for grownups not 8 years olds.
It's all good jmorris724. We will defend Keith Olbermann's honor against these Fascists!
Their time is up. Our Islamists allies are winning victory after victory and starting in 06 and finally in 08 we will rule America!
I'm jmorris724 not you you rightwing loser!
I'm jmorris724 not you you rightwing loser!
fake jmorris, i don't know who Alan Smithee is. fake jmorris, did you ever think it was possible to support israel without being an extremist? Some of the people on this blog aren't worth the dirt they walk on.
jmorris724, Do you know the real raeson for the Iran crisis? It's because Iran is going to set up a rival Bourge that will sell oil in Euros instead of dollars! This will cause the US economy to collapse. I can't wait! With a Depression we will be swept into power and our Islamists allies win take over the Middle East. Wouldn't that be great!
Keith Olbermann is the greatest!
I long for the days of 7th century anno domini.
why do you guys believe that being a democrat automatically makes you a terrorist? you guys make ann coulter look normal, (if that were ever possible). the guy with the israeli fiance is such a moron. he just uses conspiracy theories and straw man arguments to support his side of the story. In addition to that, he thinks we're all supposed to be clones of him and have the same exact opinions as him. He must have been dropped on his head as a baby; same for the other wackjobs in here.
Keith Olbermann is great human being! He cares about people. He also is open minded and just an all around swell guy!
It's hard being jmorris724 I was a lonely boy abused in school and never got any ass!
Fake jmorris, i've never met KO, but he seems like a nice guy. Fake jmorris, you're probably 30 years old. when are you going to stopp harassing people?
fake jmorris, you know nothing of my personal life. I suggest you stay out of it.
Olbermann is my idol! He's an example of the greatness of man!
I have no facts nor original thoughts. I pass along what others say as if I thought or said them myself. These rants would appear to originate from me, due to their sheer lunacy, but in fact, they originated elsewhere. I am the guy from "Good Will Hunting" who didn't like them apples.
fake jmorris, do you have a job you need to go to in the morning? of course i don't think anyone sane would actually hire you.
whatever is said on Daily Kos and Countdown is the absolute truth. Anything else is a lie!
fake jmorris is a coward and a lunatic. his smears have no substance and are pathetically juvenile.
I'm the real jmorris724 you're just a Rovian plant to discredit us Progressives!
Which jmorris724 is the real one?
Which jmorris724 is the real one?
fake jmorris, don't even go there with the whole top down argument. everyone knows karl rove gives the GOP their talking points and they just repeat what ever he say "Stay the course" "Cut and Run"
are there any adults in here? I feel like i'm talking to a class of kindergardners.
I am. I can't wait till we Progressives take power so we can through the Christian Right into Gulags. Better yet we'll bring in our Islamic allies to cut their heads off. I miss Zarqawi, He was a great man!
Bush lied so people can die! I hate him he's so eveil.Kim Jung Ill is a god man standing up to the evil America. Iran is cool too!
I miss Zarqawi????????????????????? dude, that's a frickin flop.
It's all Halliburton's fault. Al-qaeda will be victorious over them!
according to fake jmorris i support kim jong ill. I guess with all that misinformation, i could write a ficticious autobiography.
It's all Halliburton's fault. Al-qaeda will be victorious over them!
although i didn't write that comment about halliburt, there is some truth to it.
I have such a great life.I just sit by my computer and take on the evil Fascists who conspire with Mexicans to ruin my country!
the guy using my screen name is definitely the "gentleman" (if he even deserves that title) with the israeli fiance. He wants revenge on me after cutting and running from the previous debate. that's republicans for ya, if someone comes out with the truth, you gotta swift boat 'em.
I'm glad Halliburton's reign of terror is ending. When we seize power Bush and cronies will get it. I'll send them to Iran to recieve justice at the hands of the fair minded Ayatollahs!
fascists? Mexicans? i barely know what you're talking about
god forbid if someone actually provided a substantive debate with substantive arguments on this site.
I'm jmorris724 you liar!
Keith Olbermann for President. A man with a fair agenda. He cares about us!
fake jmorris refuses to tell me anything about himself because he's a coward. He's embarassed that he's the age he is and still acts 12.
Keith Olbermann for President. A man with a fair agenda. He cares about us!
My head is comfortable in Olby's lap. He loves me.
KO for president? maybe. Hell, my left testicle could do a better job than george bush.
KO for president? maybe. Hell, my left testicle could do a better job than george bush.
I wear thong underpants in front of my girlfriends children.
girlfriend's children? no, i'm not quite the age yet where i have children. that's sad. you're easily into you're 20's if not 30's and you still act like this. didn't your mom teach you anything growing up?
I love Olby, I write him love letters!
Will all the jmorris' in the room knock it off! Christ, it's like dealing with 5-year-olds...
I would much rather go to bed instead of wasting my time fighting you. but...if you insist on launching this smear campaign on me....i have no choice but to fight the good fight.
He's a coward. I tell you, and I know cowards.
I am a genius. My intellect surpases Einstein. My Philosophical skills puts Aristotle to shame. Machiavelli is a midget compared to Political acumen! I am the greatest ever. Other than Olbermann!
I am a genius. My intellect surpases Einstein. My Philosophical skills puts Aristotle to shame. Machiavelli is a midget compared to Political acumen! I am the greatest ever. Other than Olbermann!
i'm not a genius, although I did graduate hs with a 3.5 (don't mean to brag). i think the fake jmorris is just compensating for his short-commings (did i spell that right)?
why are you doing this? 2 days from now, no one's even going to remember your slimeball comments.
I'm jmorris724 the other one is a Karl Rove mole!
Olbermann is my idol and I will defend him to the end!
OK, we have established that jmorris in not quite ' of the age to have children'. My guess- almost 17. Nuff said.
dude, i like KO and his show, but I'm not obsessed with him like the fake jmorris
that's right. I am currently writing a political thesis will ecplipse Plato's the Republic!
you guys are like howard stern viewers. the more they hate him, the more they watch him
Plato's the Republic? I haven't studied that yet. ya mind fillin' me in?
My 3.5 average proves us Progressives are smarter than you Rightwing Fascists! That's why we believe that when we run the governmant we can tax you at any rate we want. We know how to spend your money better than you. We are enlightned with superior intellect. You are all bigotted Redneck God believing peasants!
Vote Democratic, we know more than you!
fake jmorris and his slimeball comments belong in special ed cause they're both so retarded.
I have now moved on to posting to KOS. I have created a new jmoris724 ID there. You think anyone will notice the difference. I am the new Alan Smithee.
fake jmorris, those are your words, not mine.
I have now moved on to posting to KOS. I have created a new jmoris724 ID there. You think anyone will notice the difference. I am the new Alan Smithee.
this is defamation
Ted Kennedy's balls don't smell all that bad.
Kos is where all the great tolerant open minded thinkers of this age gather. Voltaire and Thomas Paine have nothing on us.
you're a wacko.
Kos is where all the great tolerant open minded thinkers of this age gather. Voltaire and Thomas Paine have nothing on us.
what do you want from me?
I plan on leaving you fakes as soon as my little sister gets home.
Keiths eyes are like pools of cool clear liquidy stuff.
i don't have a sister. stop with this. what the fuck is your problem. I hope someone beats the shit out of you one day. You talk about other people being nazis, YOU"RE the fucking nazi. if someone disagrees with you you have to launch smear campaigns against them. Hey, wake up! the constitution gives me free speech.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
jmorris724, As one of my greated followers I suggest don't wast your time with these ignorant peasants! Rember us Progressives are superior peolple we are above them and they beneath us. Unfortunately we must tell them what's good for them. They don't know how to spend their own money!
We are the supreme intellectuals in the Universe!
bush went to harvard and yale and is worth tens of millions of dollars and is the son of a former president. But does he get labeled as "elitist"?
That's why I like kos. I don't have to deal with these Rightwing nutcases!b They get deservidly banned! Free speach is only for us Progressives. The Barbarians on the right must be censored!
That's why I like kos. I don't have to deal with these Rightwing nutcases!b They get deservidly banned! Free speach is only for us Progressives. The Barbarians on the right must be censored!
Whats a smear?
if you want to talk politics, let's act like adults, other wise i'd like to go to bed, pinhead.
Yeah, What's a smear?
Today I nominate the jmorris724 imposteras Wost person in the World!
dailykos is a liberal blog just as redstate is a conservative blog, what's the big deal? Oh yeah, you hate liberals the same way hitler hated jews, i guess that's why you hate kos.
I said smear campaign. I guess I was giving me too much credit. Actually I know it is a campaign of ridicule that all you fakes are running against me. Just wait until I tell my friend over at DailyKos. He don't mess around.
I love Anser/CodePink/Al Qaeda/Iran/North Korea/ Hamas/Hezzbollah they stick up for us against the evil Rovian Republicans and Halliburton-Zionist conspiracy!
Someone nail me to the cross.
Nail me to the cross.
it's so obvious which ones are fake. dude, you people are so misguided. there is no "liberal elite", it's all a lie. there's a lot of democrats who are just average guys like me. My parents both work honest, hard-working jobs, but even when added together our family income is probably just 60k. It's simple: republicans like Dick Cheney cater to Big Oil, while someone like Michael Moore stands up to those bullying companies.
Daily Kos is where that great sage of this age Markos Moulitsas gathers with others like minded. I love the diversity of opinions there.
by the way, i've lived in the south all my life, so don't give me that crap about being an evil yankee or whatever.
you guys wouldn't know a liberal if one bit you on the ass!
Oddly enough, Michael Moore's balls smell good as well. I did, however, found pieces of pepperoni wedged beneath his breasts so his nipples tasted like a pepperoni roll.
Wow, michael moore is fat. that's so original.
Us Dems also have a great man of the people by the name of George soros. A down to earth man who lives and walk among the common man! He understand what it's like to struggle and work hard!
george soros is not a senator or even a congressman. he does not represent the democratic party.
Lets's not Forget Al Gore who onced picked Tobacco with his own hands. He also invented the Internet. Hey the Movie Love Story was about him!
what about bill frist? I read that his fortune is worth anywhere from 7 to 22 million dollars. I'm pretty sure he's part of the washington elite.
Let's the forget the Madame of our Hillary Clinton that belives that the Government knows how to raise kids better thasn parents. It does take a village!
Let's not forget the Madame of our hearts Hillary Clinton that belives that the Government knows how to raise kids better the parents. It does take a village!
I can't wait until Michael Moore's new movie blaming obesity on the Republicans who run the candy companies who secretly sponsor terrorists who are actually being paid by the jewish aristocracy that is actually lead by the love child of Hitler himself. And that is how the Republicans are like Nazi's.
you guys are losers.
Jimmy Carter a great Humanitarian that felt sympathy for the Hamas freedoom fighters. He was happy the won an election. Their just a bunch of Progressive peace loving bunch. All he is saying is give Hamas a chance!
Jimmy Carter a great Humanitarian that felt sympathy for the Hamas freedoom fighters. He was happy the won an election. Their just a bunch of Progressive peace loving bunch. All he is saying is give Hamas a chance!
I am so stupid.
The top three wealthiest senators are Democrats: John Kerry of Massachusetts, with a net worth of at least $164 million; Herb Kohl of Wisconsin, with a net worth of at least $111 million, and John "Jay" Rockefeller of West Virginia, with an estimated net worth of at least $82 million
what am I? A spokesman for Jimmy Carter?? say whatever you want about him. i don't care.
Yes in Michael Moore's new film he will expalin that Zarqawi was actually a Mossad agent. That Hamas is financed by the Jewish Neo-Cons that run Halliburton!
first of all you didn't give a link or source for those figures. for all i know, you made them up. second of all, get it through your thick head: Republicans give tax breaks to rich people for one reason and one reason only: they're the rich.
I am so insanely stupid.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/06/13/senators.finances/
The best is yet when Michael Moore will release a film on a love story that spans eternity. When Hugo met Cindy! About the romance between Hugo Chavez and Cindy Sheheen. The Climax will be when Hugo has hard core sex with Cindy and she swallows him! It will win an Oscar and will be hail as a romance classic.
The Democratic party supports the troops. The troops of our enemies!
I never make up shit like Bill Frist is worth 7 billion dollars. I was only off by $6,999,955,000.
To the other jmorris724 you got me I conceed. How could I be so wrong. Does that mean everything Daily Kos, Keith Olbermann and the New York Times says is a lie?
To all on Olbermannwatch. I'm sorry I was wrong. Everything I believed in was wrong. I thought the Democrats was the party of the working people. That the Christian Right was a beigger threat than Islamo-Fascism. I'm sorry! Olby and Daily Kos decieved me. I have seen the light!
you're wrong, washingtonpost.com had an article stating that frist was easily worth $7 million if not a lot more. His father owns his own medical company and he himself has a Ph.D. George W Bush probably laughs at people like you. He uses his texas accent to trick people like you into voting for him even though he knows he's not worth a shit at anything.
Do you think my friends at KOS will like the new jmoris724?
actually, Democrats are famous for being the party that sticks up for labor unions while republicans support the fat cats over at Enron, Halliburton, Carlyle
Ted Kennedy cares about us! So did Che Guevara and Zarqawi. They were fighting the evil system!
Yes and the dems are supported by working class men like George Soros and Warren Buffet!
go ahead and do it. post at kos. after that you won't have anything to black mail me with. it'll just prove that you're another karl rove (attack the messenger)
But Olbermann is a man of the people. I mean anyone can talk with him. He cares about us!
I cannot find this article in the Washington Post. I am a complete moron, who doesn't know how to use google, so I will blame others for my inefficiences. I truly am a Democrat.
Everyone knows that Frist is Ph.D oops I am idiot again he is an M.D.. I also didn't know he was from Tennessee, not Texas.
there's rich people in both parties, so don't even give me that straw man argument
dude, i've been a kos member for like 8 days, if you ruine my reputation there, it's not like it'll affect me. go ahead. say the f-word say anything you want.
Karl Rove is evil. He's controlled by Space Aliens based out Alpha Centauri. That's why there are all the UFO sightings. In fact Karl Rove covered up Roswell. Did you know O'Reilly is realyy beaming his show from Area 51!
fake jmorris, that would make for an awesome sci-fi flick!
Never fear Olbermann will defaet the aliens and save this planet. He cares about us!
karl rove is so fucking ugly, he looks like one of those mean babies from Ren & Stimpy.
I just learned what "straw man" was. I like it. I will us this phrase all the time. Inconceivable
Karl Rove is monitoring us! Oh Oh I hear knocking on my door!
I'm watching this cool porn seeing Hillary Clinton Diking out with Barbara Boxer. It's awesome!
I'm watching this cool porn seeing Hillary Clinton Diking out with Barbara Boxer. It's awesome!
the Straw Man is actually controlled by Haliburton that takes orders from the Neo-Con Mossad. In turn their overlord Karl Rove who has complete power over humanity sits in his Death Star observing the planet!
i don't care. say what you want about me. go ahead use my screen name. You'll just keep smearing people with that liberal elite nonsense. I guess being part of a hard-working american family that make 60k a year make me and George Soros one and the same according to you. This whole thing about dems taking your guns away, i oughta go ahead and debunk that myth as well. the constituion clearly states that people have the right to bare arms. there you have it. case closed. any bill that would take away your gun is unconstitutional. hunters aren't worried about having their guns taken away. they're worried about the environment and as everyone knows the republicans' evironmental bill are written by companies that do nothing but pollute.
I like conspiracies.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/op-ed/20060620-083859-8753r.htm
oops not this one.
Olbermann is the Messiah he is here to rescue the Human Race.
the only reason you guys act the way you do is because you're insecure. stop acting like babies. I'm going to bed. Nighty, night, don't let the evil liberal, satanic jihadists bite (or whatever the heck you guys say to eachother)
Wow this is cool, Cindy Sheehan is giving Micheal Moore the best head of his life! You go girl!
I'm just a jerk!
I didn't know that Bush just created the largest wildlife reserve in the world. I also didn't know that this was all started by Teddy Roosevelt. My stupidity is monumental and never ceases to amaze myself. I continue to be PROVEN wrong. Time and time again. Yet, I continue to make wild accusations without a shred of proof and when I am proven wrong, I refuse to acknowledge it.
I have become my idol. I am Keith Olberman.
Hurry to bed. Satan and I are tired of doing the elephant walk and Olby's ready for his reach around.
Saddam,
Is Zarqawi with you and Satan? I want an autograph from him. I have his T-Shirt. I love him!
I am going to bed know. I will dream of Olbermann defeating the evil Mossad controlled Karl Rove who is in cahoots Alien Control Halliburton.
>The prized #1 slot was reserved for a set-up >about how difficult it is to cancel an AOL >account. We cancelled our AOL with a polite, >three-minute phone call.
Johnny, please tell me that this is not a veiled defense of AOL.
It's a statement of fact. I cancelled an AOL account. It took three minutes, the guy asked a couple of questions but he was polite, I was polite, and that was that.
Okay, that's fine. You got lucky, though. I work in the telemarketing/phone support industry and the experience that is described in the story is more typical than your's. This is done by design. Agents are trained to do everything they can to prevent cancellation. Nevertheless, the agent's behavior in the story was inappropriate given the determination of the caller. He was trying to follow the procedure, but he let his emotions get the better of him.
Also, I've had issues with AOL's business practices for some time. When the 5.0 version of their product was released, it was designed so maliciously that to uninstall it, many former users had to reinstall Windows on their computer.
I understand your distaste for all things Olbermann, but I wanted to make sure that you were not defending AOL in the process. That is beneath us all.
Major news broke today regarding WMDs in Iraq. How will Olby cover it?
+ + +
LAWMAKERS SAY WMDs WERE FOUND IN IRAQ ... SORT OF
Report reveals discovery of degraded chemical weapons likely buried in 1980s.
"We have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, chemical weapons," Santorum said. Of course, most of those weapons were buried by Iraqi troops during their eight-year war with Iran -- which ended in 1988 -- and were long forgotten. The military announced in 2004 that several crates of the old shells containing a blister agent that was no longer active had been discovered, but the military, White House and CIA didn't consider the shells evidence of what was alleged by the Bush administration to be a current Iraqi program to make chemical, biological and nuclear weapons, the Post reported. Wednesday night, intelligence officials reaffirmed that the shells were not the suspected WMDs sought in the 2003 invasion of Iraq and were, for the most part, not in useable condition.
On Santorum's "evidence":
"Fox News’ Jim Angle contacted the Defense Department who quickly disavowed Santorum and Hoekstra’s claims. A Defense Department official told Angle flatly that the munitions hyped by Santorum and Hoekstra are 'not the WMD’s for which this country went to war.'"
It took ONE phone call and less than 5 minutes to debunk the story.
WMDs ... Signing Statements ... Politicized War on Terror ...
Cherry Picked Intel
Cherry Picked Laws
Cherry Picked Terror Alerts
Cherry Picked Declassifications
Again with the WMD's. As if the Democrats soley voted on WMD's --
http://hnn.us/articles/1282.html
107th CONGRESS
2d Session
H. J. RES. 114
October 10, 2002
JOINT RESOLUTION
To authorize the use of United States Armed Forces against Iraq.
he Congress of the United States supports the efforts by the President to
(1) strictly enforce through the United Nations Security Council all relevant Security Council resolutions applicable to Iraq and encourages him in those efforts; and
(2) obtain prompt and decisive action by the Security Council to ensure that Iraq abandons its strategy of delay, evasion and noncompliance and promptly and strictly complies with all relevant Security Council resolutions.
SEC. 3. AUTHORIZATION FOR USE OF UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES.
(a) AUTHORIZATION- The President is authorized to use the Armed Forces of the United States as he determines to be necessary and appropriate in order to
(1) defend the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq; and
(2) enforce all relevant United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq.
(b) PRESIDENTIAL DETERMINATION- In connection with the exercise of the authority granted in subsection (a) to use force the President shall, prior to such exercise or as soon thereafter as may be feasible, but no later than 48 hours after exercising such authority, make available to the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President pro tempore of the Senate his determination that
(1) reliance by the United States on further diplomatic or other peaceful means alone either (A) will not adequately protect the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq or (B) is not likely to lead to enforcement of all relevant United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq; and
(2) acting pursuant to this resolution is consistent with the United States and other countries continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorists and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations or persons who planned, authorized, committed or aided the terrorists attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001.
Keep attacking your own Government idiots. Whatever you do, don't think or read -- just post cartoons.
Quite a lame response, KfK. Even for you.
Ah yes! Not like your well thought out and eloquent response, Non!
Spare me your adolescent blurbs, respond with some attempt at substance and get a real name.
Oh, and read this too:
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/7/17/171214.shtml
"The Uranium Joe Wilson Didn't Mention"
By April 2003, when the U.S. invaded Iraq, Saddam Hussein had stockpiled 500 tons of yellowcake uranium at his al Tuwaitha nuclear weapons development plant south of Baghdad.
The chemical weapons pale in comparison.
By April 2003, when the U.S. invaded Iraq, Saddam Hussein had stockpiled 500 tons of yellowcake uranium at his al Tuwaitha nuclear weapons development plant south of Baghdad.
EXCEPT, in that form it was effectively useless. Yellowcake uranium has no potential either as a nuclear fuel or as a weapon source without extensive refining. At the time Saddam had NO capability to do anything with the stuff other than let it sit.
And you missed the point on the Santorum debacle. Santorum was waving around ancient evidence and claiming it validated the original argument in 2002-2003 that "Saddam had WMD's". All the evidence said was "Once upon a time Saddam had WMD's, but they've either degraded too far to be of use or been destroyed."
Nice try Anonymous
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/10/8/112447.shtml
Still, experts say Saddam's massive uranium stockpile was largely benign.
Largely? Well, except for the 1.8 tons of uranium that Saddam had begun to enrich. The U.S. Energy Department considered that stockpile so dangerous that it mounted an unprecedented airlift operation four months ago to remove the enriched uranium stash from al Tuwaitha.
Whatever you do, don't read the entire article, and only pick the parts that seem to make the US look bad.
The Aliens from Alpha Centauri that run Halliburton have the WMD's. It's all part of Karl Roves plot for global domination on behalf of the Neo-cons and the Mossad. Read the facts people!
Wow, nice "unbiased" source you have there...
Of course the Energy Department moved fast to remove the uranium. Do you know how toxic even 1 kilogram of uranium is to the human body, let alone 1.8 tons of the stuff? You can claim it was removed because of its potential weapons value, I can argue it was removed because of the potential health and safety risk (both to U.S. troops and to Iraqi civilians).
Point is, most experts say Saddam was far from devleoping a nuclear device, if ever. The technology and capability just did not exist.
`Still, most experts say that Iraq was nowhere near being able to produce nuclear weapons ... Perhaps the 500-ton stockpile of nuclear fuel that Saddam kept at al Tuwaitha wasn`t quite as benign as our media like to pretend.`
yes, read the entire article. Perhaps the stockpile wasn`t quite as benign. and perhaps it was benign. most experts say it was.
NutJob: ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK?!
um, yes. when `most experts` say it is an acceptable one -- cost vs. risk.
-- sadaam was more than adequately contained, as most evidence has revealed since the war began.
-- there were better ways of continuing the containment besides a foolish, costly war.
-- the U.S. has made the region and ourselves MORE at risk by practicing regime change.
Typical lib response
#1. Ignore facts
#2. Impugn source
#3. Invent absurd argument.
You want me to ignore the resolution that congress voted on almost entirely, and instead focus on ONLY WMD's. This is itself is absurd. In addition, you want to call all WMD's benign toys. 2 tons of enriched uranium is deadly. A dirty bomb using that crap could kill thousands. In addition, it indicates that Saddam defied inspections for a reason, and intende to do what North Korea has successfully done, and what Iran is currently attempting to do. Ignore the assassination plots by Saddam against our President, ignore the firing on our planes in the no fly zone, ignore just about everything. That is what marginalizes you, your party and your candidates, and it is why you lose elections.
MESSAGE TO LEFTIES
AVERT YOUR EYES! THE IRAQ WAR RESOLUTION HAS BEEN PARTIALLY POSTED ABOVE! DO NOT LOOK -- JUST SHOUT "NO WMD's" AT YOU SCREEN AND CALL FOR HELP.
um, this is the typical RIGHT response:
#1. Ignore facts
#2. Impugn source
#3. Invent absurd argument.
Listen, risks are important! We should tale them whenever we can!
Clinton sent Jimmy Carter to talk to the North Koreans. The upstanding Kim Jong Il promised to stop making nukes. It was a risk but it payed off! Now, North Korea has a nuke and is testing a long range missile! HURRAY!
As for Iran, they are merely cuddly puppies wrapped in sheepskin. Sure, they talk a good game, but it will be WEEKS before they get nukes and MONTHS before they get a missile to deliver them.
Let's just concentrate on sabotaging the war effort that stopped Saddam from being the kind of ruler we could have negotiated with! Why can't we all just be like Jimmy Carter?
Thank you friends for your support.
Many have criticised me for shooting at planes in the no fly zone, refusing weapons inspections and plotting to assasinate the American President. All these criticisms miss the main point.
I, Saddam, never wanted to hurt you. My uranium was for peaceful purposes. I needed nuclear power to supplement my oil supply. You see, our populace had advanced energy needs for their bicycles and kites. Also, uranium is useful in X-ray machines.
In the end, I was just a little more dangerous that Kim Jong Il, so why all the fuss?
When I refused weapons inspections, it was only because the American inspectors were rude and treated us with no respect. I never had WMD's. I just refused inspections to prove a point!
Thank you again friends.
Love,
Saddam
The part most people fail to realize is that when Democrats voted to authorize the war in Iraq... it was with the understanding that the President would keep his promise to only act when all other avenues failed. Bush went back on his word, ignored the international community, jump started the war and now we're stuck.
Saddam, is that you!
Wow! How are you holding up? Have they tortured you? How much? Can you name names? Did Bush order it?
I am sorry you have been put through this by the imperialist White House that is so enamoured of power. We all know you meant well. I mean, I have 500 lbs of enriched uranium myself that I bring out at parties and radiology conventions.
Anyway, if you need money, just ask!
`Ignore the assassination plots by Saddam against our President, ignore the firing on our planes in the no fly zone, ignore just about everything.`
not ignore, knuckle head, contain. contain with a prudent and measured response -- which was working much better than what we`ve got now. you wouldn`t pre-emptively nuke n. korea just becasuse they`ve refused our warnings, would you? no, and why not? because it`s foolish and ineffectual -- just like iraq. to mix a few metaphors, no matter how much lipstick you put on that pig, that dog won`t hunt. blame the media all you want, it ain`t workin`, and is doing more harm than good.
THEY TRICKED US!
Sure we voted for the war. Sure Saddam refused inspections! Sure, sure sure. But we NEVER EXPECTED to go to war! The vote was just a way to make it look like we meant business.
Look, we in the Democrat party are all for votes on national security. VOTES! Not ACTION! I mean Jeez!
Now, we have been called weak on defense, but look at our BOLD INITIATIVES on North Korea and Iran. We have gone on record as being in favor of not attacking Iran and negotiating only. With this approach, how can the Iranians NOT back down and give up their weapons system!
And now that the North Koreans are testing long range missiles to go with their nukes, we have gone on record as opponents of the US Missile shield! So there!
When you think National Defense, think Democrat!
It is important to contain! Yes indeed -- contain with all our might!
Saddam refused weapons inspections! So what! He was contained! We knew everything he was doing!
Oil-for-food? We knew about it! No problem!
No way Saddam would develop weapons. You see, even without weapons inspections he would need uranium, and he only had 500 tons of it! And as we have seen, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get things across Iraq's border!
Yes friends, the word of the day is "contain." Just leave him alone, ignore him, and let him do whatever he wanted! It would have been YEARS before he got a nuke! Then we could have sent in Jimmy Carter!
Missed opportunities haunt us!
Saddam,
Big head Bill O'reilly wants to know how to run a country:
http://mediamatters.org/items/200606200008
Hope you rot in hell,
Abe
Hi fans!
Looked in on this thread and had to comment!
Now, Saddam gets a bad rap. He was just doin' his thing, and was punished for no reason.
The imperialist Americans started all of this. If they had just let Saddam annex Kuwait, none of this would have happened. Of course, it is the Jews fault too.
Now, I bet you all are asking yourselves, "how can I help Saddam, defeat the Americans, and give Saddam his old job back?" Well, I have answers:
#1. Defame the American military. Basically, do what was done in Vietnam. "Babykiller" is a good term. Any questionable death needs press coverage. Never talk about individual soldiers or mention that they are kids from little towns in the US. Just call them "troops" or "occupying forces." Better yet, attack the troops by attacking the leaders (Rumsfeld especially). That way you can claim you are still a patriot.
#2. Play up terrorist triumphs. Make the terrorists look good and mean. Talk about how they are breaking the backs of the Americans.
#3. State "we can't win" as publicly as possible. Do what John Kerry and Jack Murtha do (two of our best operatives)
#4. Ignore progress in Iraq. Discount political gains by the Iraqi people. Point out sectarian violence. Ignore elections as much as possible. Play up bombings and slayings.
Basically friends, watch what the Democrats and CNN do, and take their lead. That is the only way to ensure victory!
We at CNN resent the impications above.
We report the truth. There is no progress in Iraq. Every day, the troops go on rampages while the people huddle in shacks. A few hours before deadline, the car bombs go off near our hotel, killing billions and creating negative progress.
The Iraqi elections and constitution have been proven useless, as have the Iraqi troops. We at CNN are doing a special report on the Iraqi troops, using footage from the old TV series "F-Troop." The similarities are amazing.
As for Bush, he is a disaster by all empirical accounts. Unemployment is so low that it can only skyrocket and destroy the economy. Growth is too great for us to sustain. Tax cuts have left streets crumbling. Nine out of ten Americans are eating grass to survive.
Thank the lord for Murtha, Kerry and CNN.
CNN? bush should be lucky he's not a democrat, or else the media would bash him even more. CNN is just Diet Fox, Fox reduced fat, fox lite.
Hyperbolic and moronic posts do not increase your "street cred" - all it does is serve to prove our point. And that point is that your side will do ANYTHING, including lie repeatedly, to cement your power base.
Hello my constituents
I want to tell you about our great victory today. Our plan to set an arbitrary date for troop removal independent of the realities of the Iraqi conflict came withing 50 votes of passing!
We all know we have lost in Iraq, just as we knew we had lost in Vietnam. Military might and freedom mean nothing in this world, and the more Bush persists in his silly Democracy campaign, the more we all lose.
Friends, it is time we say what we mean. US out of Iraq! I want all of us to spend more time with Cindy Sheehan, mother of us all.
Now, I am proposing a bill with Jack Murtha to exponentially remove all soldier and redeploy them to Japan. We would start with two soldiers, then four and so on. We would be out of there licketty split!
Just look: 2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768,65536,131072!
That means that on redeployment day 17 we would be sending 130,000+ soldiers! Of course they could return zimmety zam from Japan if needed for sewer repair or mortuary services.
My fellow Olbyites, the time is here for bold moves and big strategies and huge heads. I am your man, reporting for duty!
don't call me a liar. you guys are the party of Joe McCarthy and Richard Nixon.
Oh John! Your plan is good but not good enough!
We all know that Democrats are the purest and best America has to offer. We also know that all conservatives are racists, sexists, anti-abortionists and haters of the freedom fighters in Iraq. Just look what they did to Zarqawi, and what they did in Haditha, where these obviously guilty marines have not yet been tried and charged but clearly are guilty based on what I know to be true and real.
No my friends, it is time to separate the wheat from the chaff. When I used to drink, I would often have my best ideas. I just had a great one today! If Democrats are pure and conservatives aren't, and most soldiers are not Democrats, then most soldiers need to be eliminated.
Therefore, I recommend you take up arms and fight the conservative oppressors in Afghanistan and Iraq! There is no other option.
Code Pink has agreed to fund our militarization of the Democrat party, and Carnival Cruise line has agreed to transport us to Haditha, where we will organize and fight.
Long live the Democrat party!
IT IS TIME TO ACT FRIENDS! TAKE UP ARMS AND FIGHT THE BABYKILLERS! GET OUR TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ!
I don't know why I come to this blog. Everyone here is a bush apologist. I think all you guys could probably do a better job than tony snow. You're arguments are sometimes convincing at first, but then never survive scrutiny. And stop blaming clinton and carter for everything; Geroge HW Bush sucked, but we don't blame stuff on him. Soon you'll run out of excuses and start blaming stuff on Truman.
I love the smell of right wing desperation. It smells like....well, it smells pretty bad.
If you keep making idiotic arguments, then you will only influence idiots. Probably got a big audience here though.
Friends,
While my Democrat colleagues make many good points, they miss the big picture.
Yes, it is important to attack our own troops both verbally and physically.
Yes, it is important to ignore the irrelevant. North Korea may test a missile, and Iran may want nuclear weapons, but these are NOT IMMINENT THREATS!
We need to concentrate on what will undoubtedly kill all of us in months if not addressed.
That's right friends, GLOBAL WARMING trumps all of this nonsense. Summer is here, and the warming is coming on full blast. Ice is melting, water is rising. My pool is two feet higher than it was last year, and I almost drowned.
The time is here for carbon dioxide rationing. The people like myself who put out the word are exempt, but others must stop creating CO2 or learn to breathe it in.
WE ARE ALL DOOMED! TRUTH IS INCONVENIENT!
LOOK AT THE SUN! IT IS BURNING ME:
Boy, the faithful Bushies here have been so conditioned by Fox programming, that all you have to do is mention a few simple keywords and they go absolutely apeshit:
UN
WMDs
dissent
protest
anti-war
inspections
containment
Just shows how closely the far Right resembles the dogmatic ideology and extremism of the radicals we`re fighting. You guys are hopeless losers. No wonder this is the most lying, corrupt, and incompetant administration in history. No wonder your cause embraces the likes of the Abramoffs, Cunninghams, Cheneys and Coulters of the world. Man, how pathetic. Talk about your evil doers. You people are IT.
man, that a--hole KfK has gone ballistic and is reaching deep into his bag of meaningless righty cliches to post everything he can possible think of. (and by the lousy quality of the posts, you can see he can`t think of very much.) poor little nutjob. he`s blowing a gasket.
I rarely comment, but here it goes:
Both sides have a point. As a true "centrist," I can see the merits of not fighting in Iraq, and the merits of a limited campaign designed by the right people and targetting only the enemies of a Democratic Iraq with no casualties other than the needed ones and only if we find WMD's which were lied about by the evil Bush.
Now, as a "middle-of-the-road" Democrat, I do not agree that we should take up arms against our own troops. It seems counterproductive. Perhaps we should just sit back and wait for a result in Iraq and take sides then?
Regardless, I see Al Gore has weighed in, and I can again see both sides of the issue. yes, humans are destroying the planet but one must remember humans vote and many humans like cars and money, so before getting ahead of ourselves, perhaps we should sit back and wait to see what happens with Global Warming?
I am proud to strongly led the US . . . I mean New York . . . into the 21st century!
Wow!
I NEVER read this site, except today, and I am so impressed by the dialogue that I must comment.
There comes a time when . . er . . if one is to be a man in the Kinsian sense he has to see, without calling into question the obvious or making assertations and casting aspersions on those who have in the past, without regret, spoken their minds, that that man must come to terms with his own needs and ideas as Al Gore, Hil Clinton, Ramsey the Mansey, Saddam, and Howie D. have done.
Clearly, Bush is a liar and all of these commenters are correct. I have spoken!
That's me posting all the Jmorris stuff btw. It proves I'm smarter than him and will always win the day. LIberal elite America hating tax and spend gay lover!
JMorris is Racist said:
"We can reason better with whet comes out our ass than this Racist jerk."
That's what the people on this site reason with. Mystery solved.
Again I ask not to have my handle misused. Only true a--holes do that. I don't like the people who do it to me, and I don't like the people who do it to others.
YES! Hey people! Glad to see you out here!
I am so PSYCHED to take a Carnival Cruise with all of you to Iraq. All you can eat, shuffleboard! Then when we get to Haditha we can meet up with freedom fighters and make a film! I would fight with you all against the American oppressors, but I need both my hands to frame the scene.
Together we can fight and win! Down with the imperialist USA! Up with freedom fighters!
Okay, that's enough spoofing of usernames. I can stand it when it's done to a liberal poster, but I will not allow it to happen to right-thinking, honest individuals.
If you continue to do this, your IP address will be banned and I will take legal action.
Thank you Uncle Bob! We must confront the evil-doers!
No problem, kiddo!
I can stand it when it's done to a liberal poster, but I will not allow it to happen to right-thinking, honest individuals.
Nice double-standard, RC. So much for "honest" debate. Just shows you are nothing but a partisan hack.
you know what, the wingnuts are right. Iraq is totally making progress. I say we all go there for spring break 2007.
How DARE you call me a partisan hack. I am NOT partisan.
I'm not partisan; I'm just a Bush apologist with no thoughts of my I own. I get my talking points from karl rove every morning via e-mail and make sure I spread them out to the rest of the blogosphere for propaganda purposes. I also think fox news is part of the evil liberal media.
Alright you kids. That does it. Now feel my wrath.
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attention all wingnuts Bush is Boning Condoleeza! Wayne Madsen to Become Next Drudge!
Wow! Mr. Cox graces us with his presence. I thought that he had turned the site over to johnny dollar permanently.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/6/22/7137/45190
OR GO TO WWWW.BUSHISBONINGTHESECRETARYOFSTATE.COM
Did my favorite conservative Glenn Beck really beat both Hardball and Scarborough in the all important 25-54 demo yesterday? Hmmm!! Now we got Headline News beating MSNBC for the entire night!!
Jim, you ignorant slut: Chris Matthews and Joe Scarborough are both on vacation.
No, Joe is sick. ... and I'm not a slut!!
The TVNewser turd just posts the demo numbers, but if you click on "continued" you get the whole truth.
Keith was LAST PLACE in total viewers Monday despite his interview with Albert "Mr. Warm Globes" Gore. He was LAST PLACE in total viewers Tuesday.
On Wednesday, the ratings were truly horrendous:
1. O'Reilly FOX 2,149,000 / 425,000 in "demo"
2. Zahn CNN 625,000 / 217,000 ("demo")
3. Grace CNNHLN 497,000 / 174,000 ("Demo")
4. LAST Meltdown 251,000 / 103,000 ("Demo")
That is truly awful. O'Reilly pulled TEN TIMES Krazy Keith's numbers. What's worse, Keith fared no better in the beloved coveted demo, as he rocketed to last place again.
In fact, MSLSD was averaging about 200,000 viewers throughout their pathetic line-up! The human frothing beach-ball Matthews sucked as much as Olby!
Yes indeed, the new era of Abrams has arrived! Viva the prime-time juggernaut! Viva leftist news! Hurray!
Do you guys have a name for the guy who keeps changing his handle? the HiSpanic guy whose fiance is from israel? Whatever his name is, I'd like him to know that in November, most voters will be voting on the issue of gas prices and NOT a bunch of pro-Islamo jihad hugo chavez hoopla. Unfortunately for him, that's just not a big issue this year.
Oh My God Becky!
Paula 625,000
Krazy Keith 251,000
Paula gets about THREE TIMES Olbermann's numbers, and she STINKS! Peeeeeeeee Youuuuuuuuuuuu
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hey, kfk, speaking of small ratings, the same 9 people keep coming to this site.
and if keith olbermann's show sucks so much, why don't you guys just stop watching it? Also, i don't think its fair to just judge him based on one bad night. His ratings for Monday and Tuesday were actually quite good, especially in the Demo.
and all of you keep using this dishonest talking point that hardball and scarborough got beat, but you refuse to acknowledge that both joe and chris matthews are on vacation!
"He's walking while looking at the ratings! I think Olbermann is hurt. George Soros, Olbermann's trainer, right next to me, is saying it. You might hear him... Oh! And he walks right into the subway door! He's hurt . . . he's hurt . . . He takes another look at the ratings and . . . Down goes Olbermann! Down goes Olbermann! Down goes Olbermann!"
Al Gore's selling a 20 foot wall of water that would make Florida part of the Atlantic Ocean and even with that fact based, scientifically scrutinized and martinized, scrubbed and re-scrubbed piece of information to sell Keith is still in last place? Maybe the problem is Keef? Or maybe Al needs to take that wave to 30 feet? Yeah, that's the ticket.
Al Gore's selling a 20 foot wall of water that would make Florida part of the Atlantic Ocean and even with that fact based, scientifically scrutinized and martinized, scrubbed and re-scrubbed piece of information to sell Keith is still in last place? Maybe the problem is Keef? Or maybe Al needs to take that wave to 30 feet? Yeah, that's the ticket.
The only "demo" Keith should be worried about resides in the word "demo-ted." He is certainly unworthy in all respects.
I agree with all of the Olbermann fans. Keith should not be judged on his ratings. He should not be judged on his journalism. He should not be judged on his looks. In fact, Keith should not be judged. He should just be savored like a fine wine made from deliciously aged dog feces and lighter fluid.
You see, Keith is a fragile man. He is a complex man. On might say he is complexly fragile, or fragily complex. Some have said he has a fragility complex.
When Keith was a boy, Nixon held him hostage and beat the soles of his feet with a stick. Keith never got over it. Nixon also murdered his pets and stole his autographed Ralph Kiner toilet brush. No wonder he hates republicans.
Keith was molested during the republican convention of 1972. He never recovered. Checkers was also his dog. Nixon was really Keith's Dad but would never admit it. Can you blame Keith if he has a hard time being objective?
Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy
Countdown is starting!
All you guys put down your joysticks, get to the livingroom, kiss your Moms and get ready to LEARN! Hoo Ha!
i will not be coming to this site anymore.
Bye crazies!!!
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Who said it?
"Earlier today, I ordered America's armed forces to strike military and security targets in Iraq. They are joined by British forces. Their mission is to attack Iraq's nuclear, chemical and biological weapons programs and its military capacity to threaten its neighbors"
Answer:
- Bill Clinton, 1998 regarding the justification for hix MILITARY action against Iraq.
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Who said it?
"the US knew that there were unaccounted for stocks of at least two biological agents, Botulinum and Aflatoxin, and two chemical agents, VX and Ricin...we obviously had no idea whether we destroyed all the stuff, none of it, or something in between. I just didn't believe that we possibly had destroyed all of it"
Answer:
- Bill Clinton, 2003 regarding his 1998 MILITARY action against Iraq.
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Who said it?
"the coalition today exercised the authority given by Security Council resolution 678 (1990) for member states to employ all necessary means to secure Iraqi compliance with the Council's resolutions "
Answer:
- Peter Burleigh, 1998, the U.S. Ambassador to the UN regarding Bill Clinton's 1998 MILITARY action against Iraq using UN Authorization.
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My Keith Olbermann Whoopie Cushion is out of air.
Can someone call Keith and have him fill it up for me? Of course, it would be hot air, but you get what you can.
Do you think Keith takes it up the ass? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Yeah, the difference with Clinton is we bombed iraq and got the hell out of there. We didn't try to "bring democracy" to it
The difference with Clinton is that we bombed iraq and got the hell out of there. We didn't try to "bring democracy" to it.
I guess it doesn't take much to debunk your lies and hypocrisy. You guys are worthless. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
- sarcasm on -
So true...so true, neckless johnson.
Democracy can NEVER be forced upon a people by guns and bombs. And don't let our occupation of Japan after WWII and it's subsequent conversion to Democracy tell you differently. The Japanese people are yearning to be free of our continuing aggressive occupation forces and yearning for the return of Imperial rule.
And don't let the 80% of Iraqis who were oppressed under Saddam's regime and who are now free and creating a new representative Iraqi government distract you from the truth...
- sarcasm off -
Hoo-hah! The kosissy troll jmorris724 has gone! mousieZuniga is melting down, the faithful are suspect. Commandante markozuniga is sucking on a cold blue barrel as we speak. Next up: Large stain on the ceiling! Way to go there, you paranoid twerp! The game is up kosboy, you and your little cadre of small-time "money brokers" have been exposed by The New Republic, the John Birchers secret weapon! Yeeee-ha!
I don't know about his sexual preferences but all 95% of his guests are gay.
I'm serious. Stop impersonating me or I will sue you all. My lawyer graduated from Harvard and he sues liberals for breakfast.
Robert,
This is stressful. Do I need to come over and give you a backrub?
"NothingButTheTruth" you have brilliant logic; afterall Iraq and Japan are so similar (i hope you could taste the sarcasm in the comment)
"NothingButTheTruth" you have brilliant logic; afterall Iraq and Japan are so similar (i hope you could taste the sarcasm in the comment)
No, can't taste the sarcasm. But I am tasting something . . . wait . . . shlerrrrrrp . . . yup . . . a pinch of stupid . . . a dash of naive . . . a big slab of arrogant prick . . . and eye of Moonbat. Yup -- that's it -- no sarcasm.
If things ever settle down in Iraq, the new government will be run by the religious Shiities and we will be back to another Hammas or Taliban. And by the way, since when is it America's job to go around the world imposing democracy on other countries. It's a waste of time, money, and unfortunately a waste of life for the dead soldiers and dead Iraqi civilians.
"o, can't taste the sarcasm. But I am tasting something . . . wait . . . shlerrrrrrp . . . yup . . . a pinch of stupid . . . a dash of naive . . . a big slab of arrogant prick . . . and eye of Moonbat. Yup -- that's it -- no sarcasm." That's one of the least intelligent comments i've ever heard. I'm trying to have a serious conversation about the war in Iraq while you're over here acting like a little kid. You're demeaning our troops.
"o, can't taste the sarcasm. But I am tasting something . . . wait . . . shlerrrrrrp . . . yup . . . a pinch of stupid . . . a dash of naive . . . a big slab of arrogant prick . . . and eye of Moonbat. Yup -- that's it -- no sarcasm." That's one of the least intelligent comments i've ever heard. I'm trying to have a serious conversation about the war in Iraq while you're over here acting like a little kid. You're demeaning our troops.
and by the way Iraq is like the opposite of Japan. Japan is homogenized while Iraq have several didn't ethnic groups in a power struggle which is why there's so much violence there in the first place.
*different
A reader asks:
I read somewhere that Keith Olbermann was molested at the Republican National Convention of 1972 by the delegation from Alabama. Is this true? If so, does it give Keith license to be a bit off? Does it allow him to attack all Republicans all the time?
Sincerely,
Jane Plame
Corpus Christi, Michigan
Dear Jane,
The 1972 Republican National Convention was held in Miami, Florida. A young Keith Olbermann, on Summer vacation, decided to crash the convention in the hope of meeting his hero Richard Nixon. He hitch-hiked his way down to Miami and snuck into the convention. Once there, he made his way to Nixon's prep room. In that room, he saw his hero berating a black pregnant disabled female Palestinian of low-income just for bringing him the wrong type of champaigne. When he gasped, Spiro Agnew heard him. Spiro grabbed him by the collar and started beating him with a switch. Olbermann was brave and did not cry. Nixon had more nefarious plans for the impressionable young boy -- plans that haunt him to this day.
After the abuse, young Olbermann vowed never to discuss his ordeal. Instead, he decided to become a modern-day Clark Kent and seek out Republican evil wherever it may lurk.
Keith told me the story over coffee while he photoshopped a picture of Ann Coulter to make her look like a man.
How the politico-military experts do abound in the lefty camp! They can predict the future ("the new government will be run by the religious Shiities and we will be back to another Hammas or Taliban"). They are historical ethnologists ("and by the way Iraq is like the opposite of Japan"). The one thing they aren't is rational. Before resigning and accepting defeat, how about we finish the job? You know, train the Iraqis and let the Government solidify?
There is plenty of time to wish them ill -- why not hold off for now Moonbats?
And what is the opposite of Japan? Is it a place called Napaj? Does it exist on the maps of the reality-based community?
The slogan for this blog currently is "reality-based news for the belligerently uninformed". However they should change it to "Abandon all hope, ye who enter." Cause you guys are hopeless.
The slogan for this blog currently is "reality-based news for the belligerently uninformed". However they should change it to "Abandon all hope, ye who enter." Cause you guys are hopeless.
Hey Fecklesses Johnson,
Exactly what are you trying to say? You are typing words, and individually the words are understandable. However, when all your words get together, they make no sense at all.
Many people enter this site. Normal people, Moonbats, and even freaks like you. Exactly who are you calling "hopeless"? Are you insulting the many Olbermanniacs who journey here for the Olberhajj to throw stones at Robert, Johnny and Bill? I mean, that is not appropriate.
COX: Okay, that's enough spoofing of usernames. I can stand it when it's done to a liberal poster, but I will not allow it to happen to right-thinking, honest individuals.
If you continue to do this, your IP address will be banned and I will take legal action.
Cox, at least you admit it once in awhile that you are PREJUDICE! And that is being polite. Why do you and kfk and Johnny$ almost always through character assassination into the equation when answering a question? You seenm to thinkl that a strong answer requires a putdown to give it extra strength.
377+ posts, and again, probably 80+% belong to the "new kid", JMORRIS, and those putting him down. I love the new poster names; JM is osama, jm is satasn, etc. You have a group of real mature posters here, when they think name-calling is a required ingredient in any answer.
COX: You edit this blog and lead the name-calling.
COX: it looks like I was wrong about you editing this blog. That would be Johnny$. But you both love name calling!!
Weird - I'm not sure what you mean by name-calling. We try to deal in fact here. Are you denying that you are an OlbyLoon?
Weird - I'm not sure what you mean by name-calling. We try to deal in fact here. Are you denying that you are an OlbyLoon?
Okay, that was funny.
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