No one is watching because they are all over at "FTRMT"...in the words of the Mississippi Squirrel Reveival,
"but the thing that got the most attention was when she started talked about her love life..."

Bob,

You have a new ratings source? You got the Wednesday numbers before Brian.

Anyway, I would say that after all the hype, after the AOL poll, the NY Times puff piece, the TV Guide piece, and the endless internet push, Keith has bumped his numbers by a few thousand. That is a real disaster. I would love to see the quarter-hour numbers as well. Did more people tune in in the beginning then flee?

Krazy Keith is last on the list
From Ms. Grace and Ms. Zahn, the fist
Keith's not in the race
He's stuck in last place
Hey Keith, are you getting the gist?

Keith brags about Meltdown's standing
But in the cellar is where he is landing
Such a miserable hack
He's thirty games back
An ass-kicking his rivals are handing

For the longest time most of the entire world thought that the world was flat. Does anyone understand this analogy as it relates to Keith Olberman and his ratings?

The world also once thought that lead could be turned into gold.

Here ya go........

Poll: Americans want Democrats in power

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060714/ap_on_go_co/republicans_ap_poll;_ylt=AqXjWKiG3eQuHLgMAi__KVCyFz4D;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--

Enjoy. Oh yeah, were exactly is Osama bin Laden again? Why is he still on the loose almost 5 years after 9/11?

Bravo Robert

Getting the numbers before TVSmoozer. You know this will just piss off that Brian clown. How long before we see another FLUFF piece on Krazy Keith.

Robert I was thinking, maybe. The reason that none of the primetime clowns on MSLSD have got bounched yet was that, wack job Kaplin gave them all big contracts and the parent company does not want these losers to just sit home and collect free money? Just a thought. NBC is cutting it's add rates this fall.

Try this one

Heres my prediction. If the nut-case Dems don't take over both houses. Keith will be gone by the end of the year. Look for him to show up on the TBS national Baseball telecasts next season. He will throw himself at the network by doing the shows for nothing, then. Getting fired after the first year because nobody can stand him. Unless Keith can get his bud Dan Patrick to leave ESPN, Then they become cult figures and the rest is history. Oh wait, with ratings like he has, he is already cult figure........WITH NO CULT!.......More like a small gathering.

Hey Chief,

Five billion flies can't be wrong!

Americans will vote who they want into office. That's the great thing about this country -- we all have a say in who leads us. Democrats vs Republicans vs Independents ... the people will choose. Not the polls, not the media, the American people.

Getting back to Keith's numbers. Message for Keith: Cable news is a business. Last place, particularly over an extended period of time, inevitably leads to getting fired. Remember back to your sports desk day, KO. It's where you should have remained.

Breaking News!!!!! watch tvn on guess what network??
MSNBC at 415pm on Tuckers's show.

Chief,
They won't for long. We are gonna remind them which party wouldn't stand up to the Us's enemy's.And who's PRO-LIFE.And who'll cut tax's.And who'll cut and run.
Remind them of Dem leadership in NO during Katrina. Where gonna breal out 911 footage and remind people what motivated enemies are capable of.That one's gonna make you all come more un-glued.And KO will rant.Dean will implode.Kerry will proclaim his intelligence over and over.Hillary will moderate.Oh it's gonna be a hoot in '08.Muslims will continue going BOOM everywhere they are. And you'll be lucky if you can win the Eastern Seaboard. I could write adds for RNC.Example: Look at the disaster Detroit is.Do you want a country that looks like this??HEHE. Or the picture of Ray Nagin school buses,Caption--Haven't had adults on them since last time the Dems needed your vote.Remember Nagin left you afloat.LMAO.

Osama is living large.And laughing his ass off from some cave in the mountains.The lap of luxury.Yep keep banging that drum.
Chief he needs a kidney will it be you or Ramsey Clark that helps out? Or do you just invoke his name in anti-American rants?

Where gonna breal out 911 footage and remind people what motivated enemies are capable of.

And you criticize US of using American dead for political purposes? From a party that spent FOUR DAYS beating the 9/11 drum to get President Bush re-elected?

SHAME! SHAME!

"Where gonna breal out 911 footage and remind people what motivated enemies are capable of.

Actually it should be We're" but who cares about grammer. You can't even chalk that one up to "internet lingo." That's just plain bad grammer. This is a perfect example of exactly why our country is be passed by many other countries interms of education. But, at least "no child is left behind."

"Actually it should be We're" but who cares about grammer"

Ha ha ha aha ha! Good one!

You dirty nasty people I HAPPEN TO CARE QUITE A BIT!

Oh, yes it is also my opinion that OPIE BLOWS DONKEYS!

"I was left behind!" :(
—— Chief Clancy Wiggum Woggoum

Isn't it always the first person to try to criticize spelling or "grammer" that always screws the pooch.

Hey Chief, it's ok. Huked on foniks wurked for u.

Some children SHOULD be left behind.

"Isn't it always the first person to try to criticize spelling or "grammer" that always screws the pooch."

Actually it was your uncle benny who screws the pooch. being the first in your family to walkupright it's natural that you would be ashamed of that sort of behavior.