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    Olbermann Watch, "persecuting" Keith since 2004


    January 8, 2007
    Once Again Olbermann Rewrites History

    Inside Cable News alerts us that Geraldo Rivera has had his fill of our hero, Keith Olbermann. Rivera, still smarting over Olby's cackles of delight regarding an incident from three years ago, let loose on "punk" Edward R Olbermann with both barrels:

    He called Olbermann a coward -- specifically a "[female part of the anatomy] who wouldn't walk across the street against the red light." He then said he was ready to fight him, saying: "I would make a pizza out of him."

    This of course got Olby all a twitter, and he quickly emailed his pal Dan Patrick at ESPN to make sure the subject would come up today. And sure enough, it did. Listen to the mp3 audio:


    KO's hot flashes are never-ending sources for amusement, but we note all this here because it is yet another example of Krazy Keith rewriting history to make himself look good. Shall we lay out the fabrications in his version of this story?

    Olby: Geraldo wrote a huge "blog about me the next day" after being removed from Iraq.
    Fact: The blog article actually appeared over three weeks later (April 24 2003), after Geraldo had been reinstated with the troops and had completed his tour. Olbermann wants to make it look like he was immediately attacked by Rivera for no reason, but in fact it was Olbermann who fired first, on April 8 2003. And the blog entry was not all about Olbermann, as KO falsely claimed.

    Olby: KO says he reported on Rivera making a false claim that he was at the site of a massacre.
    Fact: The Rivera incident involved a site of a friendly fire occurrence, not a massacre. And it happened in 2001, two years before Countdown was even on the air.

    Olby: KO claims Geraldo's blog states he was part of an "NBC conspiracy" to "avenge the fact that he [Geraldo] left, which is really crazy because everybody here wanted him to leave".
    Fact: The blog alleges no conspiracy. What's more, it says nothing about some sort of revenge motive over Rivera's leaving NBC. Where did Olbermann get that from? He made it up!

    Don't take our word for it. Read Geraldo's blog entry, compare it with KO's version, and decide for yourself if this amounts to Another Olbermann Lie.


    Posted by johnny dollar | Permalink | Comments (69) | | View blog reactions

    69 Comments

    This is kinda like the war between Rosie the Hut and The Donald:

    All you can hope for is heavy casualties.

    Just pop some popcorn and enjoy the fireworks.

    lmao...pretty much my feelings eddie

    Hard to tell whether Keith is a simple case of arrested development, or if he has been a twit since birth.

    Pass the popcorn.

    Hard to tell whether Keith is a simple case of arrested development, or if he has been a twit since birth.

    Pass the popcorn.

    Geraldo's show I heard got canceled even thought it was doing well in The N.Y.C. area. Oh well I hope that means Laurie Dhue comes back to Fox News.

    Could we have Olby vs. Geraldo in a no-holds, bring anything to the ring, falls count anywhere match?

    After thats done, I just got a copy of "Plan Nine From Outer Space"

    By the way does that popcorn have butter on it?

    Geraldo vs. Olbermann?

    This is like Rosie vs. Trump.

    Just pure class all around. Only way I'd watch this would be while wearing a biohazard suit.

    Y'know, we really need to bring back dueling.

    what is up with the recent fueds where i want both people to die? normally i like to pick a side but it is getting harder and harder.

    I listened to the link and read his blog and of course there is no correlation. I did notice the title of the blog entry had II. Could the II indicate another previous entry about the embed incident? Just curious.

    There was a previous entry about the embed. It was just a short notice saying that there was a controversy and he would report further about it:

    http://www.geraldo.com/v1/iraq.php?an=1

    Thanks- I figured there was a logical reason but know that someone would have alleged poor fact checking or something to that effect.

    Oh don't worry, that will come. Or else all of a sudden the subject will become Bush.

    Well, Geraldo did reveal current troop positions on live world wide television. I think Keith has a legitimate reason to go after Geraldo on that.

    O Reilly makes a fool of himself again. He just can't get Keith out of his mind. I love it.

    He had Andrea Mitchell on his show. She is by the way a REAL journalist. She was there to promote her book.

    But Bill O, wanted to know why NBC is always after FOX and him specifically.

    He is such as a--hole, that is why none of the important people in this world will even go on his network and certainly not on his show.

    Keith continues to grow his audience while Bill O continues to fall.

    In first three years Bill O had nothing, nada, zero. Keith is still second but he is climbing and he is winning important demographics.

    And most importantly he is under the skin of Bill O. Mr. Loofah.

    Hey did anybody notice those other stories on Inside Cable News..about Imus ripping KO and Joe Scarborough having better numbers than Countdown Thursday?

    I'd rather see Odormoronn in a ring with someone closer to her own weight like Butter Bean.

    Barry- many lies or untruths in your post

    "wanted to know why NBC is always after FOX and him specifically"
    -Bill actually was asking Mitchell why there aren't any conservative thinkers at NBC. She couldn't answer it.

    "Keith is still second but he is climbing"
    -He's actually third in his time slot, but he is growing from a quarter of BO's audience to a third. Babysteps but food for you left lying bloggers.

    Barry writes:

    "He had Andrea Mitchell on his show. She is by the way a REAL journalist. She was there to promote her book."

    And

    "He is such as a--hole, that is why none of the important people in this world will even go on his network and certainly not on his show."


    Everyone say hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???.....

    Barry-Ooops I mean less than a third of BO audience
    LOSER!

    Friday
    P2+ Prime Time
    FNC – 1,769,000 viewers
    CNN – 625,000 viewers
    MSNBC – 487,000 viewers

    Great input MLong-

    Here's Imus's exchange ripping on fellow MSNBC croonie-

    Imus: You got to remember that Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews, and while we like them, they’re hideously insecure. Keith Olbermann’s got an audience of a couple hundred thousand people or even let’s say it’s a million, let’s be idiotically generous. I mean there’s no impact. I mean they get mentioned in the Huffington Post and Tom Shales gives them a shout once and awhile, and that’s it. They have no impact. I mean Keith had a book you couldn’t get arrested with it. I would have happy to help him and he never asked me. We could have made his book a best seller, but he couldn’t. He couldn’t and he can’t…so they’re, you know.

    O Reilly makes a fool of himself again. He just can't get Keith out of his mind. I love it.
    ********************************************
    Funny O'Reilly never said one word about KO and yet KO,MSNBC and KO fans keep lying and said he did.

    And I love the ratings spin...KO and MSNBC are no where near O'Reilly and FOX's numbers.

    Barry Nimrod, I think it's time you put down the pipe. It's for your own good.

    There are two kinds of Olbypologists

    A-The ones that can see a fact for what it is. F/E the ratings How do you still derive a victory out of it. Coming in third is last! They don't see it. "We're number 3"

    B-The ones that can't see the flaws of their hero because they like the message. Standard replies for these freaks- "He doesn't lie- Bush lies" or "At least he didn't start an illegal war"

    Either way, these loons don't have the ability to debate Olbermann without reverting to these decoys. Thats why I love to watch you battle them back. Fish in a barrel.

    Barry:
    "But Bill O, wanted to know why NBC is always after FOX and him specifically."

    What?? Sorry, O'Reilly never asked Andrea Mitchell anything remotely about that at all. Nothing at all.

    Where did you come up with this? A tape/video of the interview is available at several places. Listen to it again.

    O'Reilly did say that HE didn't like NBC; but he didn't state in any way that he wanted to know why NBC was always after him and FOX News.

    He obviously got his info from a left blog. They rarely deal with facts. A friend of a friend of my sister said that O'Reilley slapped Andrea and called her a communist.

    We did not need Geraldo to tell us the KO was a pussy. It's obvious for the world to see.

    Wait until Al Jazeera starts translating his special comments into arabic. We have al jazeera @ 30 rock.

    > he is winning important demographics.

    Yeah? Name one.

    How quickly the Olbypologists managed to change the subject!

    JD- No show tonight?

    Happy to say- there is finally peace again in OlbermannWatch land. After some finding some extra hanging chads!

    http://www.coolwebtoys.com/_Toys/Poll/BigResults.aspx?ut=1e4ff390

    > "wanted to know why NBC is always after FOX and him specifically"

    Of course nothing even close to this was said in the interview. Our friend Mr Sinrod is an Olbypologist. As such, he has the right to invent, fabricate, and pull stuff out of the usual orafice.

    So now I suppose that highly respected 'journalist' Geraldo, is now in Johnny's good graces! As for fistfights, I'd rather see one between KO and O'Reilly!

    I don't think that Geraldo was seriously angry over Keoth Olbermann... Stating that he will flaten him into a pizza ?!?! That is not much of a jab, maybe a playfull one ?

    If there is chair throwing allowed it could be on Pay Per View.

    "wanted to know why NBC is always after FOX and him specifically"

    Of course nothing even close to this... & yada, yada, yada... KO sucks... & pull stuff out of the usual orafice.

    Posted by: johnny dollar at January 8, 2007 08:33 PM


    Well, well, well... If our wonderful host, Mr. Johnny FRAUD... The one who does all of our 'reviews' of the show? Wasn't paying close attention to the show!! At 8:33 this evening, when he/she/IT should have been watching KO 's show, he's busy splurting off more & more & YET MORE AGAIN BS about how KO is pulling stuff out of his ass...

    Typical, isn't it, Johnny FRAUD? LOL!!

    I will repost this on todays shows site also, so ya'll have a chance to read it....

    Hey ! Does anybody have any opinion on the internet video box - girl ([1]) ?!? Besides the usual Keith Olbermann should not have made her the top story of the day ... but she seems familiar to me ...

    From ICN: Fri. Jan 5:

    8PM - P2+ (25-54)
    O’Reilly Factor – 2,505,000 viewers (462,000)
    Paula Zahn – 543,000 (210,000)
    Countdown w/ Olbermann – 624,000 viewers (218,000)
    CNBC Prime- 166,000 viewers (91,000)
    Nancy Grace – 453,000 viewers (139,000)

    So how exactly do they calculate the ratings? O'Reilly airs three times a day, and Olbermann airs two times a day. Do they add up all the airings together, or just the first one?

    The numbers are at 8PM slots. BO has four times viewers of KO, and KO’s favorite demo is half of BO. KO needs to go back to first grade to learn arithmetic. I don’t think he can handle math.

    "O'Reilly airs three times a day, and Olbermann airs two times a day. Do they add up all the airings together, or just the first one?"

    It's just the 8:00 run that is compared, although I am pretty sure that Oreilly's rerun at midnight? or 1 am still beats Olbermann's primetime numbers.

    To be fair to Andrea Mitchell, I think she didn't offer up any conservatives on NBC because she didn't want to speak for any of them without their consent. She has class and tact, and is a good journalist.

    Joe Scarborough and Tucker Carlson are decidedly not liberal.

    Mitchell is a journalist. KO gave up the right to be called that a long-time ago.

    Mitchell is a journalist. KO gave up the right to be called that a long-time ago.

    So right Brandon. And media critics simply refuse to call Olbermann to account for his digusting and vile behavior, which you have done such a thorough job of chronicling here (telling a heckler to "kill yourself", the "Heil Hitler" salute (and joking about it on Leno), false accusations that BOR supports Nazis, touting nutty lefty conspiracy stories like the 2004 "stolen" vote in Ohio and Karl Rove's "impending" indictment, lying about being non-political and on and on).

    There's been a stunning lack of silence on the left re Olbermann's transgressions, his slamming his employers and co-workers, his insulting fans, his calling women whores, sluts, etc. It seems that he gets a giant hall pass for anything he wants to say or do just so long as he continues to Bush-bash, then turns around and denies he's really one of them when his words and deeds prove time and time again that's exactly what he is: the left's lapdog. I guess they're playing a mutual jerk-off game with one another. He'll never ever bite the hand that feeds (and protects) by criticizing the left and the left in turn will turn a blind eye to his sexist remarks, his attacks on fans, co-workers, and his outrageous acts like the Nazi salute.

    I just love all this talk about ratings, as if the more viewers you have, the more right you are. The masses are asses. It just means Bill'O will be able to charge more for the "As Seen on TV" advertising. Does anyone really need collapsing tupperware? I got some "News" for you. The Folks are idiots. Sure O'Really pulls numbers...A train wreck is hard to look away from.

    "Patient presents today with issues of extreme insecurity and jealousy. Explored root causes of these interactional dynamics w/patient. Pt. asked to recall trauma from childhood. Pt. recalls pretend playmate "Bill" who was older, wiser than pt., but continually ignored pt. leading to intense feelings of rage and abandonment which pt. carries over today. Recommended period of hospitalization for pt. to work through issues but pt. refuses.

    Pt. confesses that target of his rage does not acknowledge him but pt. avers that it gives him comfort to pretend that target of his rage engages him. Warned pt. that this delusional fantasy would be harmful to his reputation. Pt. stormed off in anger, expressing need to soak in his bathtub.

    Barry writes"He is such as a--hole, that is why none of the important people in this world will even go on his network and certainly not on his show." First who do you consider an important person? Dana Milbank,Michael Musto,Cindy Sheehan,Kermit the frog?Oh wait those were Olbermook's guests. The most important man in the world would probably be the U.S. president ( even if you hate him ) and O'relily had him on.He also had John Kerry (who you probably love).KO had neither.Truth is O'Reilly's least important guest would be KO's most important.Unless of course you think the Democrats are the most important people in the world.Because that's all KO has on his show.

    "Patient likes to dress up in a lab-coat and pretend to be a psychiatrist. Patient also spends too much time online while at work and likes to wear women's undergarments"

    "There's been a stunning lack of silence on the left re Olbermann's transgressions, his slamming his employers and co-workers, his insulting fans, his calling women whores, sluts, etc"

    Stunning lack of silence? Huh?

    You Right Wingers all have your Gonads between your ears. You're all Nuts.

    Patient presents today with severe onset of anti-social personality disorder, Confesses to long history of aberrant behavior and difficulty in maintaining stable realtionships. Recent developments include sending e-mails encouraging a detractor to kill himself and flashing gestures symbolic of genocide to people of the Jewish faith. Pt. expresses no true remorse for such actions and even jokes about his flashing the gesture representing hate against the Jewish people. Pt. has extremely underdeveloped skills in forging caring realtionships and sees others as people to be used for his own gain. When confronted with these findings, pt. stormed out of office in a rage, expressed need to soak in his bathtub

    "Patient stole my lab-coat again. Prescribing himself an anti-depressent drug cocktail. Rambles incoherently on political blogs. Has a Keith Olbermann fixation. I fear for his well being. Still has women's undergarments on."

    "Patient stole my lab-coat again. Prescribing himself an anti-depressent drug cocktail. Rambles incoherently on political blogs. Has a Keith Olbermann fixation. I fear for his well being. Still has women's undergarments on."

    Poor Olby complained on Meltdown that Hannity was ripping him off by doing an "Enemy of the State" segment. Hmmmm, do you suppose that the concept of Olby's book (that unlike BOR's book, has now hit the bargain bin) might have been ripped off from someone else?

    http://www.amazon.com/110-People-Who-Screwing-America/dp/0060761296/sr=1-1/qid=1168396048/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-1577955-0458045?ie=UTF8&s=books

    More Olby hypocrisy, no big surprise.

    "Patient stole my lab-coat again. Prescribing himself an anti-depressent drug cocktail. Rambles incoherently on political blogs. Has a Keith Olbermann fixation. I fear for his well being. Still has women's undergarments on."

    Well, you did get manage to make one correct statement-- I am wearing women's undergarments. I hope you don't find that too shocking since I am a woman. Yes, there is such a thing as a woman psychiatrist. Perhaps you assumed that only a man could be a psychiatrist which would mean that you share a personality disorder with my patient Mr. Olbermann-- sexual insecurity characterized by the need to act out misogynist tendencies in an effort to mask your sexual inadequacies. I suggest you seek psychiatric help in overcoming your problem.

    Actually, I just assumed only a man would pretend to be a psychiatrist on a political blog. I thought a woman would be above that. I stand corrected.

    Patient presents today expressing intense anger against women. Confesses that he regularly refers to women as "sluts" simply because he doesn't like their appearance or other outward mannerisms, but without eveidence of promiscuity. Pt. admits to his own masculine insecurity. Pt. is regular user of ED medication w/ mixed results. Privately confesses embarrassment over inability to perform, but character disordered personality prevents true insight into connection between sexual inadequacy and anger towards women. Suggested to pt. that he be referred for more intensive therapy, but pt. refused, stormed out of office in fit of intense anger. Expressed desire to soak in his bathtub.

    "Well, you did get manage to make one correct statement-- I am wearing women's undergarments. I hope you don't find that too shocking since I am a woman. Yes, there is such a thing as a woman psychiatrist. Perhaps you assumed that only a man could be a psychiatrist which would mean that you share a personality disorder with my patient Mr. Olbermann-- sexual insecurity characterized by the need to act out misogynist tendencies in an effort to mask your sexual inadequacies. I suggest you seek psychiatric help in overcoming your problem."

    Wow, Pretending to be something you are not, Two Bit Arm-Chair Psychoanalysis, Playing the Sexism Card, What are you...A Closet Librul?

    My diagnosis...You have your head up your A$$.

    Of course, if that's the only way you can hear yourself think, be my guest.

    Patient presents today with wildly grandiose behavior. Pt. displayed excessive bouts of dramatic giddiness, claiming ratings for his television show showed him to be more popular than his competitior. However, claims of pt. were not substantiated Pt. has delusionally identified this competitior as someone with whom he has "verbal jousts" in spite of fact that competitor ignores him. These developments lead to conclusion that pt. has a dissociative disorder with features of delusional grandeur and intense desire for attention to the point of engaging in self destuctive behavior. Pt. is also found to be suffering from a manic disorder displaying dramatic behaviors of giddiness at times and uncontrollable rage at others. Pt. advised of these findings and long term out patient program recommended. Pt. accused me of being part of "Rovian conspiracy" against him, stormed out of office in anger, expressing need to soak in his bathtub.

    "It seems that he gets a giant hall pass for anything he wants to say or do just so long as he continues to Bush-bash, then turns around and denies he's really one of them when his words and deeds prove time and time again that's exactly what he is: the left's lapdog. I guess they're playing a mutual jerk-off game with one another."

    Can't be any worse than a Sean "Vanity" and Ollie "Iran-Contra" North Circle Jerk where they wrap themselves in an American Flag and tell each other what "Great Americans" they are...

    "wildly grandiose"

    Is that from the Department of Redundancy Department?

    No, using more words doesn't make you right.

    Actually, using the words "Dramatic, "Delusional," and "Grandeur" over and over again just tells everyone you are reading from the book "Psychoanalysis for Dummies."

    Put the book down, back away from yourself, take your medication, and get back to work.

    Look, I know you're just trying defend me like a good suck up would, but I think the time has come for me to admit the truth. My psychiatrist is telling the truth. I am one f---ed up dude. I hate women, I'm obsessed with O'Reilly and his success, I make up shit like O'Reilly really cares about me and O'Reilly is a Nazi supporter, and I lie about my ratings.

    I'm socially inappropriate like when I tell people to kill themselves and that a co-worker is dumber than a suitcase of rocks. I can't get along with people-- I'm not married and never will be probably. I've been fired or let go so many times I've lost count. I'm deathly afraid that someone might challenge the stuff I make up so I go to extraordinary lengths to avoid being exposed. I'm on so many meds, I could open a pharmacy.

    I really want to tell the truth so I don't have to keep hiding, but it can't give O'Reilly the satisfaction of confirming what he probably already knows-- I'm nuts! So, I keep going in this miserable existence. Somebody please help me!

    Keith Olbermann would never say those things, Keith.

    I'm turning over a new page. I am going to start telling the truth about myself.

    "I'm turning over a new page. I am going to start telling the truth about myself."

    I believe it's "Turning over a new leaf" or "Turning the page."

    Keith would never mix his metaphors on accident.

    Wow, the left actually has a personality who gets under the right's dander. Er, I mean, oh never mind.

    Keith has bigger problems than mixing a metaphor as detailed above. His psychiatric problems are significant. I think those of you here who deny his glaring pathological character disorders are as much in need of treatment as he is.

    Hmmmmmmm...

    A NeoCon Neo-Psychiatrist prescribing psychtherapy.

    ...Of course, that's like the Culligan man telling us what we really need is bottled water.

    Or Fox telling us we need to watch their network more.

    Or Bush telling us we need more troops.

    All lies built around self-preservation.

    Go figure!

    "I think those of you here who deny his glaring pathological character disorders are as much in need of treatment as he is."

    I'm sure you only have our best interest in mind. Such a sweetheart! I'll make that appointment right away! Thanks for the tip.

    "All lies built around self-preservation."

    Mr. Olbermann's mental instability is hardly a matter of debate.

    The only "fixation" here is the one you have for Keith. It's unhealthy.

    ....And just because you wear woman's undergarments, that doesn't make you a woman. (Nor do the hormone injections, breast implants, or shaving your legs)

    You can pretend to be a woman. You can pretend you are a psychiatrist. You can pretend you are a conservative. You can even pretend you don't secretly love the Olbymeister....But don't pretend you're clever, because you're not. One day you'll have to grow up, quit pretending, move out of your mother's basement and become a productive member of society. Until then, we'll just laught at you.

    ...And Suck Up? No Sir, I'm more of a Lou Dobbs guy. He helped me make a helluva lot of money in the 90's. And I pulled out just in time, like your daddy should have.

    Well, I had a lot of fun crashing your Olbermann Bashing Party, but now it's time for me to go make fun of other idiots.

    Keep drinking the Hatorade, or Kool Aid, or whatever it is you guys drink. It's good for you! Very refreshing. Open up and say AAHHHHHHHHHH!

    "He helped me make a helluva lot of money in the 90's"

    Good. Then you should have adequate resources to obtain good psychiatric care. You'd better open up your checkbook though, you're going to need some long term therapy.

    From your responses to the detailed psychiatric evaluations of Mr. Olbermann a glaring dynamic emerges: Your inability to acknowledge and accept the plainly discernable medical diagnoses of your object of affection (Mr. Olbermann) demonstrates a pronounced condition known as "rescue" syndrome. This dynamic occurs in those who have an unnaturally close attachment to a person so that any information which may have adverse or unfavorable implications for the one that the "rescuer" admires must be denied or somehow extinguished. The "rescuer" will employ whatever diversions necessary to "rescue" the object of his affection-- attack the messenger, insult the messenger, change the topic of discussion, or simply deny the diagnosis (all tactics you have employed in your misguided attempt to "rescue" or rehabilitate Mr. Olbermann).

    I cannot emphasize in strong enough terms the futility of such a tactic and how unhealthy this approach is to you personally. Denying Mr. Olbermann's severe mental illness does not make it better. Attacking me does does not change the reality of Mr. Olbermann's impairment. Mr. Olbermann has some serious issues to deal with and those who simply pretend such mental conditions do not exist cannot long sustain this delusion. I wish you luck and hope that you will seek help somewhere.