Proof positive that he reads this blog. Much of the discussion here the past three days has been about the pedophile. So he defends himself on the radio, "me sexy" "me horney"

Dan was talking about you when he mentioned "old toads," Olby. I'm sure Katy loooooves to hear you brag about this on Valentines Day. That is if she is still with you, Olby Toad.

Olbermoronn is a complete train wreck. He thinks everybody just cant hear enough about him as he invents an alternate reality.

Not to long ago, the Krazy One told us that he and O'Reilly were at a party and O'Reilly wasstalking him. That's right, the man Olby is obsessed with was somehow suddenly stalking a two-bit no-talent 4th place Rupert Pupkin.

Now we are to believe Paulina Porizkova was obsessed with him. Next we'll hear how Angelina Jolie saw him at an event and couldn't stop looking at him.

Paranoid, delusional, pathetic, sick and deranged are all words that come to mind when listening to Krazy Keith. "Lady killer," however, does not come to mind. Paulina may like ugly guys (see Rick Ocasic), but she likes ugly guys with personality and talent. Keith should stick to seducing homely teenage leftists and deluded fans, and dispense with the ridiculous fantasies about normal women.

To whom it may concern,

I remember having coffee with a very strange and crazy person. I remember him because he sacred me. He would not let anyone else speak. He dominated all conversation, and discussed bizarre topics like baseball card collections and someone named "Merkel." I was interested in the other guy with him but the weird guy would not take a hint. He asked for my number and I gave him my publicists number. I told the publicist to keep him away from me and to get a restraining order if needed. What a gross creep he was.

You were brave, Paulina. I'm sorry Olby embarrassed you publicly today. You have my sympathy.

What is that new show on Fox News Channel that claims to, thier words "offend everyone" who is liberal, going to be about....me thinks it will be a 1/2 hr show to make fun of NBC/MSNBC and especially KO. If this is true it could be more fun than I can stand!

Is this why Olby appears to be green in the NY studio - he's a toad?

Our Great Mother loves Keith. When Bill is away, she lets Keith bang her! That's why he's for the Great Mother. She's his great lover.!

I think y'all are just jealous...

rachel

Yes Rachel --

We are all jealous of Olby's extremely meaningful coffee with Paulina Porizkova! I know I seethe thinking about how amazing it would have been to torture a young model over coffee 20 years ago. We aren't disgusted by a perverted old man's delusional rantings at all. I know I didn't laugh much when I heard Kooky Keith talking about how much Paulina Porizkova was into him decades ago and how he managed to outclass a producer! IWhat's next? Will Keith claim he struck out Mickey Mantle and ran a 3 minute mile?

No, I am jealous of you, Rachel -- the drugs you are taking must really be spectacular. Or are you really Katie Turd and thus duty-bound to defend the "biggest liar in the world"?

Is there really a point to be made that Keith Olbermann has dated attractive women? Are you all that petty or just jealous?

Is there really a point to be made that Keith Olbermann has dated attractive women? Are you all that petty or just jealous?

Posted by: Dave at February 14, 2007 6:28 PM

The funny part is about Dan asking Keith what he thinks of younger women dating older men/toads. Keith was not sure what to say. The other point is that Dan did not know he was asking a personal question until he had asked the question.

Hooray! I've finally won my bet with Gore Vidal! He didn't think I could keep you morons talking about a mere media figure for so long, while so many crucial events were actually occuring in the world that you - as free Americans - could actually do something about.

But tonight you've made me $5000 by demonstrating for so long your blue-ribbon vapidity. Thanks, and Kiss My Ass!

Well lets be honest, Keith is 48 which is like being 30 if you are a celebrity. Hell my old roommate was 40, not a celebrity, and girls 18-22 were all over him. I also think the saying "Keith bragging about his appeal to women" is a bit of a lie when listening to the clip. All he talks about having dinner with his producer, a model, and another women and how his producer was being ignored depite mulitple attempts to impress her. I'm not sure that is the same as bragging. Granted yes she was a model but he never once claims she was totally into him. I thought he was more saying that she enjoyed the conversation at the table in spite of the being made uncomfortable by his producer.

Dave, it's called "money," which is why a 48-year-old mushy, fat, gray-haired toad gets a young girl. 48=30 depends on the amount in one's bank account.

Dave, which attractive women has he dated?

Here's what gets me and believe me I couldn't stand to listen to this whole hour of Dan strokes Keith. Keith strokes Dan, read a Auto-Zone promo.

Did Keith at all mention Katy? Or was that it? I mean Woman and I celebrate all year. Believe me! The mark-up on s**t today. We saw one guy buying a single rose and it was costing him $6! when most places it's a dollar or two all year. Resturants, motels, resorts. Damm you got to be a liberal to fall for this!

Which brings up a good point. Could you see the angry lib posters on this site going home to their significant others? All pissed off because Cheney didn't get called. Scotter didn't get called. That Mookey Al-Sader guy bolts Iraq because he doesn't feel safe. Olby's contract runs out in 14 days. Congress did nothing but waste our money today. Air-America having a Bankruptcy sale. Whatever these libs brought it was overpriced. Going home to watch Olby knowing he gona get his ass kicked again by O'Reilly.

Man it sure does suck being a kooky lib today.

So what if a girl likes someone because of their money?

I didn't listen to the clip because I just don't feel like it, but is it so odd that women are attracted to him? I'm 18 and I'd hit it. I asked my friends what their "limit" was, and according to them, some would go as much as 40 years older if they liked the guy. One of them really wants to screw Alan Rickman for some odd, strange reason.

Age and straight-out "hotness" aren't necessarily deal breakers for girls and women. And yes, money is extremely helpful! Have you seen the men many models date? Heidi Klum's baby daddy for example (he also dated Naomi Campbell). He's old and nasty! But oh well, whatever floats your boat.

There is no question he wears a toup!

HAHAHAH look it's red wolf!

puck,

How about the consrvative posters going home pissed off about Bush lying to them, 4 years later we are no closer to "mission accomplished" in Iraq then we were in 2003, Osama Bin Laden is still not captured, O'Reilly saying a kid who was sexually abused was having a great time, leading republicans questioning Bush's plan in Iraq, and having to hear that Keith Olbermann scores with hotter girls than you?

tough, very tough

Haha, I can't help but feel that people must be jealous. I mean, he has money, some fame, he's clean, good skin, good hair, good teeth (thank Allah) and is relatively attractive. And he's screwing someone 25 years younger than him. Sure, you don't have to agree with anything he says, but don't be bitter because he maybe, just maybe, be attractive to women.

And reading previous posts, I was sickened by people calling him a pedophile for dating a 22 year old. That's by no means pedophilia! Females stop developing at 17, and pedophilia is a sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Big difference between a 9 year old and a 22 year old!

Oops, I meant "is attractive to women", not "be". Der.

I wish girls would look at me.

"I wish girls would look at me."

Looks like red Wolf started something here.

Johnny Dollar, you have totally hit the jackpot with this breaking News Coverage... I mean THIS story should be up first on Countdown tonight, NOT Bush' News Conference, nor House debate on the troop buildup in Iraq, heck, not even the death of Anna Nicole Smith!

You've got it this time, Kermit... You go, girl! You show all them OlbeNiggahs what's going on!!

But I've uncovered an even bigger rumor for us today, though, Johnny Dollar... Keith Olbermann is really part black! Look it up... Genealogically, his first cousins step-brother's wife is 100% black.

So, what does that tell all of you Olbylovers?

Go 'Horns!!

Olbermann is the specimen of the new man. When our Great Mother assumes power, all Kids will read the life of Commandante Olbermann. His face will adorn shirts!

Random Anonymous Poster = Keith Olbytoad. If you're not Olby, you certainly are one of his creepy ilk. Lock up your daughters.

Oh yes, I'm totally not an 18 year old female, I'm Olbermann himself, the object of your intense scorn!

Please bitch, I don't need to lie. And uhm sure, lock up your daughters, it doesn't really affect me. :D

Random Anonymous Psycho, from your tone, I'm not so sure.

Random Anonymous Niggah... I know that you want some of this big white loaf of bread, no? admit it!!

LOL @ the Psycho thing. Yes, what I've written thus far is extremely psychotic. Could you please further enlightment me and all other visitors about the insanity of said comments? I truly would like to know, specifically, how what I said was "psychotic".

Ah, good times, good times. So much more fun than Stats homework :D

Sounds like you've got a lot of testosterone flowing, Random. Olby doesn't, so we hear.

OMG, yes, Big White Republican, nothing gets me hotter than fat white men! OH YEAH! Name the time and place, I'm there, for sure.

Red Wolf- being you is a full time job.

Sounds like you've got a lot of testosterone flowing, Random. Olby doesn't, so we hear.

Posted by: at February 14, 2007 8:02 PM

Haha, you're actually quite funny. Yes, my testosterone is pumping, and blood is rushing to my balls. I'm glad you noticed.

I'm gonna f--- red wolf

Well, Keith was just talking about clutching with Al Franken, so obviously, Valentine's Day has brought out some desire to go up close and personal in tha man.

See? What did I tell all of you? All women DO want me, yes, I've even had (from on this website alone) Cecilia [when I got through all of those layers of blubber, though, I found out she was still a virgin!], Katie Turic (Who read prose to me while I did her, {a unique experience, to say the least!},) & yes, even Grannie aka Janet hawkins [who sucks a mean dick for a Grandmother!) All of them enjoyed the loaf... I know that you will too, Random nonymous Niggah!

I'll meet you on Saturday at noon at the Biggest Beerhouse in Texas in Austin.. Do we have a date?

As for Keith, look at him tonight. He is developing a black man's features more & more & more each night... That's no toupe on him... That's Afro-Sheen! Check it out for me, PLEASE, Johnny Dollar!!

i miss my donkey!

It's on Republican! Make sure to bring your cowboy hat and boots.

Did you see that Cleopatra coin bit on Olby's show just now?! More misogyny from the reprehensible one!

And did you hear him say something about Paula Abdul? Woman hater!!

Cleopatra was a fuggo. Deal with it.

Of course he reads this. The other day he began to talk about how he wasn't a racist and how offensive he thought the N word was when it came to light he still frequently uses that word off-air. Now today it's all about how his girlfriend would love him even if he didn't have any money but after Dan began to laugh hysterically at that even he had to admit that she would, until he told he no longer had any money/she found out. So what does that tell you? Even he knows that it's really all about the Benjamins.

That fat old son-of-a-bitch! I save his fat ass and make him look normal by moving in with him all so he can land a fat new contract and what does the SOB give me for Valentine's Day? A dozen of red roses (how original) and dinner at his favorite greasy spoon. Mr. Big f---ing Spender. If I have to live with this pompous old ass the least he could do is pop for some jewelry since he claims I'm the great love of his life. Boy those acting lessons I took came in handy. And I have to use them often because let's face it, even with Viagra, he's useless, I don't care how much he lies about how he's a babe magnet the real reason I'm with him is the money. He knows it, I know it, every woman who has ever been with him knows it. I'm so sick of hearing the same tired stories about how wonderful he is, his career, and his manlove for A-Rod. Dammit I need to be better paid for this gig and all he can do is spend his money on baseball cards!

So the troops don't support the surge BECAUSE THEY SAY IT WON'T WORK.
But what do they know. They're only the ones that have to kick the doors in , in Baghdad.
It's amazing this info comes from Oliver North.You KNOW it must kill him to report this.

When the great mother comes, all Olbyloons, and niggers, and faggots, and Wetbacks will get to rule forever Thank the troops for dying!

Dammit! I'm f---ed! What the f--- am I supposed to say about that Paul Reichoff piece on Countdown! SHEEESH I've got nothing!!

I could atack his character...or his bald head, but that's bound to backfire.

I can't do this!

You just can't argue with Reichoff on this. Of couse the lowering of enlistment standards by the Bush administration in order to stave off a devastating personnel crisis reflects an unconscionable disregard for our troops.
Of course the soldiers who endure daily sniper fire and countless close calls with IED's don't give a flying f--- about the rhetoric of politicians; they want a real mission or a plane home.

....I bet I can get away without mentioning the piece at all.

Congress did nothing but waste our money today.

Yes Puck, having a debate about the War in Iraq by Congress FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME is a total waste of time and money.
The past 6 years the GOP had the right idea, they didn't say BOO about the corruption, blunders and lies.

Puck: a total a--hole !

How do these people( Puck) actually think they have any credibility at all ?

Debating the war by our elected representatives is a waste of money ?

I guess he thinks the Abramoff scandal with the republican congressmen was a better use of taxpayers money !

Puck: Today's WORST PERSON IN THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

This is funny to read. You guys care so much, too much.

Krazy Keith thinks he's really a stud
But he's hung like a tiny rose bud
Babe magnet he'll say
Like Rico Suave
But the gals say he's really a dud

Now, don't get a big head about my praise, OW people, but you are almost as funny as the new FNC 1/2 Hour News Hour! I said almost, maybe if you get a laugh track to go with each posting....

Queefy Keef-o wears a truss to hold in his massive hernia. Except, of course, when he is trolling for babes and wants to display his, ahem, "bulge". Surprise ladies!

"I've even had (from on this website alone) Cecilia [when I got through all of those layers of blubber..."

Well, loose weight, sweety.

pSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT
Don't anyone tell Puck that Keith has a new contract.

And they accuse us of adolescent humor? The truth is that the liberals who inhabit this website are guilty of every single thing they've ever accused us of and then some. But in their warped and twisted mindset, it's okay if they engage in such behaviors, it's when it's doled back out at them that they act offended and then began to lecture the rest of us, in the mistaken belief they are somehow morally and intellectually superior to us. They aren't and we know it and they know it but they keep trying to spread the fertilizer (that would be BS to you non-farm types) around in hopes that someone will believe them. Everything they know, they learned from Keith Olbermann. No wonder they're so warped.

I just took my morning Olbermann. Nothing like a good poop.

One year I did the SI swimsuit issue and I had drinks with this sports guy Olbermann and his producer. I really liked the producer guy-- I just didn't say much to him becasue I was kind of shy and didn't know if he would return my interest. This Olbermann person-- what a bore! He kept talking about hitting his head on the doorway of a train, and what a wonderful school Cornwall (or something like that) was, and all these famous sports people he had met that I had never heard of-- yawn! I could tell he was pretty impressed with himself and he thought he was really impressing me, so I chatted with him a little because he seemed like a loser who was pretty insecure and would just keep jabbering away because he wanted attention.

Anyway, the next year when I was on the SI shoot, this Olbermann character shows up on the set and starts trying to get close to me and calling me "baby" and talking about how we "connected" the last time we met. I barely remembered him until he brought up his embarassing story about banging his head. I asked him to go away, but he would not. Finally, I got my bodyguards to rough him up a bit and throw him out on his ass. i hate to do that, but he was being such a prick there was nothing else I could do. What an a--hole!

Yet another wingnut's fantasy...

"Reality-based"? More like "delusion-based".

wow. it is disgusting how he related the time he had drinks with a supermodel. i can't believe that he would be attracted to women considering how disgusting he is. gross.