>“LMAO is super-sensitive isn't she/he/it? Awfully defensive there aren't you Olbyloon? Yeah, we're getting under your skin. So keep laughing. You can never laugh as hard at us as we do at the Keith Cultists.”
Posted by: Brandon at April 18, 2007 10:13 PM

Super Sensitive? Funny I should make a crack at you about trying on condoms and your first response includes ‘super sensitive.’ Sorry if I revealed something about your sex life you didn’t want revealed, but you’re not doing yourself any favors, either. Yeah, keep calling me an Olbyloon. The more you call someone who doesn’t even watch Countdown an Olbyloon, the less it will mean to those that actually do.
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>“LMAO - you sound like Olby's biggest fan (besides himself, of course)”
Posted by: at April 18, 2007 10:14 PM

So, tell me, what exactly in my post made me sound like ‘Olby’s biggest fan?”
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>“I'm just trying to figure out if LMAO is the one who works at WalMart, the one who works at the Video Store, the one who works at the convenience store, or the one who complains bitterly about her crack-infested neighborhood and her sh-tty apartment?”
Posted by: We're laughing too. at April 18, 2007 10:19 PM

Actually, all those things are ignorant constructs of your lack of imagination. On second thought, those are fairly specific accusations. Perhaps that’s not from your lack of imagination, but from your sad reality. It’s one thing for someone to laugh at the fools around them; it’s quite another for the fools to join in laughing at themselves. But it’s a good start! At least you have a sense of humor about yourself!
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>“Don't you know anyone that can help you with your sexual frustration problem? You sound very unhappy and bitter. It's ironic you use lmao to mock me, you aren't laughing, you are horribly bitter inside. Good luck with you're problem. I suggested new batteries the other day, apparently you didn't take my advice.”
Posted by: royalking at April 18, 2007 10:20 PM

‘Sexual frustration,’ ‘unhappy and bitter’, ‘horribly bitter inside.’ That’s some interesting detective work Colombo. Especially coming from someone who ‘works’ with horses all day. I’m not the one up to my knees in horse sh-t every day. I forgot that you invented the acronym LMAO. Just let me know where I can send the royalty checks to. I’ll drop them in the mail just as soon as I’m done soaking in my hot tub (and thinking about how bitter and sexually frustrated I must be.)
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>“This is wild. I think LAMO has an olbsession with you guys. He's writing down your posts and then he olbsessions with what he's going to do with them.”
Posted by: puck at April 18, 2007 10:33 PM

‘Writing down your posts?’ Are you even conscious right now?

>“It's filled with the posts of Brandon, Cecelia, Sharon.”

Oh you must mean the posts where they were writing about me. Apparently the obsession is mutual. I understand, though, that their obsession with me is just a normal byproduct of their abnormal obsession with Olbermann. It’s unfortunate that they have yet to learn that they care more about Olbermann than I ever will.
>“But this simply begs the question. Why would someone who says he lives in a house such as he descibes. To have and live a rich lifestyle. To be ultra successful would bother to olbsess about the posting of others?”
Because I enjoy it! This is fun! I like to write in case you hadn’t noticed. And since this site is in dire need of some critical thinking, this is my current venue. Don’t worry, the novelty will soon wear off and you can continue on like I never happened. C’mon, even Cox enjoys my posts. Don’t take yourself so seriously all the time, no one else does.
>“And three nights in a row of rushing to be first to post I think can qualify as a OLBSESSION! Don't you?”
‘Rushing to be the first to post?’ Actually for those of us with both a watch, and the ability to tell time, no ‘rushing’ is required.
I’m still trying to figure out what “Takes over any reason of thought!” means. Perhaps when you obsessively respond to my post, Puck, you can explain that one to me.
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>“I'd bet good money that LMAO is a female: the biggest Olbyloons are. And yes, bitter is a good term to describe them. They've been quite .......angry......since olbermann took up with the 20-year old.”
Posted by: Brandon at April 18, 2007 10:47 PM

Go ahead Brandon, bet ‘good’ money. Bet the ‘bad’ money too. Actually bet your parent’s house. But who exactly are you betting with? Find out soon, so we can go ahead and start the escrow process. That’s funny you should mention Olby’s girlfiend. The only people that seem to be ‘angry’ about it is you guys.
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>“I bet Indierik and LMAO have the same IP addresses. The loons are clearly disturbed I've shone a light on their insanity. Wait til they see what I have up my sleeve for them next. By the time I'm done with them, the guy who went postal in Va will look like an amateur. I'm surprised they aren't posting how he was simply "misunderstood".
Posted by: Brandon at April 19, 2007 12:11 AM

Hey look, Brandon’s betting again. Why would such a smart guy take such a sucker bet? I thought you worked for OW. If so, you should know Indierik and I have different IP addresses. Wassamatta, Cox won’t let you play with his ‘Cool Web Toys?”

Surprised I’m not posting about the VA Tech killer? Don’t be. It’s a tragedy, not a political point…and I’m not you or and I’m not Olbermann.
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So first Jeff think I’m Mike…

Wrong! Don’t tell my mom, she doesn’t know she gave birth to a Mike.

Then Cecelia thinks I’m a Woman…

Wrong! Don’t tell my wife of 10 years, she would be very surprised.

Then Cee thinks I’m a Leftist…

Wrong! Don’t tell the 30+ employees of my two businesses, they might unionize, demand a raise, or lobby to redistribute my income.

Let’s see, I’m a Leftist Woman named Mike. Oh no, you guys don’t jump to ill-informed, ill-advised, and ill-conceived notions, do you? Wow, you guys are sad, confused bigots battling enemies of your own creation. You don’t even know who or what I am, much less what the debate is actually about.

Since everyone seems so concerned with how much time it takes me to write a post, I timed myself on this one. 18 minutes 42 seconds. And yeah, the boss knows…

Laughing My Ass Off!

I read the Olbermann fan forums. I know just the type of jobs you slackers have. And you're minimally employed if employed at all. And you're timing how long it takes you to write your posts? Now I'm the one laughing my ass off. Really, you couldn't make up fanatics like you if you tried, oh that's right, you don't have to try, you are one.

Since everyone seems so concerned with how much time it takes me to write a post, I timed myself on this one. 18 minutes 42 seconds. And yeah, the boss knows…

Laughing My Ass Off!

Posted by: LMAO at April 19, 2007 10:03 PM

Maybe you should spend those 18 minutes 42 seconds trying to acquire female companionship?

Just a thought.

The smartest commentator in America, Bill Maher, is now on Scarborough!

Funny I should make a crack at you about trying on condoms and your first response includes ‘super sensitive.’ Sorry if I revealed something about your sex life you didn’t want revealed, but you’re not doing yourself any favors, either.

Actually, [the above is an] ignorant [construct] of [my] lack of imagination. On second thought, [this is a] fairly specific [accusation]. Perhaps that’s not from [my] lack of imagination, but from [my] sad reality. It’s one thing for someone to laugh at the fools around them; it’s quite another for the fools to join in laughing at themselves. But it’s a good start! At least [I] have a sense of humor about [myself]!

Krazy Keith stalked his high school teacher
He's an odd, delusional creature
Now Keith's pointing fingers
Hypocrisy lingers
From NBC's resident preacher

"Legal expert" is felon John Dean
Federal prison is where John was seen
He's got Olby's back
Keith's partner in hack
Another expert like Charlie Sheen

10:40 above- to LMAO (cont'd)

You don’t even know who or what I am [so I will tell of] my wife of 10 years [and my] 30+ employees of my two businesses, much less what the debate is actually about [like me] someone who doesn’t even watch Countdown.
[T]his site is in dire need of some critical thinking [so I ask you]
Wassamatta, Cox won’t let you play with his ‘Cool Web Toys?”
Good luck with you're problem. I suggested new batteries the other day, apparently you didn't take my you didn't take my advice [b]ecause I enjoy it! [N]o ‘rushing’ is required.

Why do you think Simon was so hard on you?
From the beginning, I think Simon saw potential in me, and when I didn't fulfill that potential, he was disappointed. I think he's an amazing person and he's very opinionated, but I learned more from him than anyone else.

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Is this true of Robert Cox?

"Wrong! Don’t tell my wife of 10 years, she would be very surprised.......Laughing My Ass Off!
Posted by: LMAO at April 19, 2007 10:03 PM"

Are you quite sure that it was not your wife hijacking Cecelia's name? :)

Grammie

Please don't tell me you Olbermann moron's really think John Dean is credible?? He is a bitter old man. "Keef" on the otherhand is bitter, mid-life crisis on ten and pathetically small minded as well as pathetically small genitilia...

Don't you Olberloons find it amazing he only books guests who agree with him? When have you ever seen "Keef" debate anyone on his program??? It is blatantly obvious he has a leftist political agenda. His entire professional careeer is set on tearing down the Bush Administration while getting Hillary Clinton elected President. You people are dillusional if you think he is a fair minded and an open minded thinker... He takes bigoted to a whole new level.

That agenda was SO obvious tonight..
Did you see how he tried to tie The Attorney General garbage to Watergate??? What a pleeb.

The smartest commentator in America, Bill Maher, is now on Scarborough!

Posted by: Mike at April 19, 2007 10:39 PM
One really has to wonder how a person could even say this in a public forum. Ouch...This person believes and defends the stupidist "commentator" on More Snot Nosed BroadCasters, actually, on all of tv. So, this spew comes as no surprise.

I'm starting to think lmao is guinea pig at pfizer. Can you say "out there?"

yeah yeah jealous are we??? yeah I think its funny that there is a Olbermannwatch when you should spend all your time watching the lies of the bush! oh wait.. you'd just have to turn on TV and hear him speak. You guys are sooooo stupid. Its funny actually. You are upset over what he says is correct. I think you guys should sit back and relax and watch. Wait you are watching him... hmmmm.... that is a bit scary. You put it on his channel and watch his show because wait what is it??? you don't like him? hmmmm.. sounds like someone needs some help.

I think your obsessed with him.

You love Keith and you know it.

But I think your jealous, I don't think you were hugged enough as a child.

OK, this guy LMAO is as obsessed as the VTECH killer was. He lurks and plots and pounces on the site as soon as the comments open up. Scary.

by the way using the RNC emails to conduct government business was against the law!!! THE HATCH ACT??? READ IT AGAIN DUMB ASS

Proof of Bovine Queen's admitted stupidity:

>BovineQueen sez:
>
>It's called "evidence" of a lie. Right it off and deny it all you want. That's right out of the olbyloon playbook

>and you got it memorized.
>Posted by: royalking at April 19, 2007 11:35 AM
>
>Like when I gave you the chance to deny that you, BovineQueen, have never posted idiocy as this:
>
>"I don't wave a flag. I carry a gun"
>"I wear a cowboy hat, with my .44 within easy reach"
>
>Step right up Queenie, deny your own words.
>
>Here, here, here, little BUSHWIPE!
>Posted by: Average American Patriot at April 19, 2007 11:51 AM

BovineQueenie's confession:

>>"I don't wave a flag. I carry a gun"
>>"I wear a cowboy hat, with my .44 within easy reach"
>>
>>Step right up Queenie, deny your own words.
>>
>>Here, here, here, little BUSHWIPE!
>>
>>Posted by: Average American Patriot at April 19, 2007 11:51 AM
>>booby, you re the most childish poster on here, but , you already know this by now, I'm sure.
>>When did I deny saying what you continue to repost?
>>Answer, for the little baby booby,

>> I didn't.

>>That's your buddy, lil mikey MO, just deny anything stupid you've said in the past. Or, he even has the

odacity to say that posts with his name under it aren't his! Who would want to jack his name? Nobody in their

right mind would and haven't. Go back to your lincoln logs and legos, little baby booby.
Posted by: royalking at April 19, 2007 12:18 PM

From the original posts, showing BovineQueen's sincere stupidity:

Who's "focused" on pill poppin' Kennedy? I was just pointing out the fact you are a pill poppin apologist.

Someone made refference to his wrong doings and you went off on a diversion rant. You're right, I don't wave

a flag, I carry a gun. I'm that kind of patriot.
Posted by: royalking at April 8, 2007 1:58 PM

The only hood I wear is a cowboy hat. Yes, my .44 is within reach.
Posted by: royalking at April 11, 2007 8:55 PM

> by the way using the RNC emails to conduct government business was against the law!!! THE HATCH ACT??? READ IT AGAIN DUMB ASS

Well since you haven't seen the RNC emails what makes you think there was government business going on there? In fact, there is no evidence whatsoever that "government business" was being conducted in the RNC accounts. DUMB ASS.

Let’s see what the Olby sycophants have to defend today. Well John and his boy Mike will get to clap for their buddy Harry Reid for saying we have lost the war. I am sure the troops love this but I will have to ask John and Mike since I am not in Iraq. I am guessing Harry's little comment just created another 25 roadside bombs.
Olby doesn't apparently read the law that he says would have saved the students at VT. Maybe Olby gets his info about the assault weapons ban law from his buddy Carolyn McCarthy who doesn't seem to understand what the ban actually bans even though she "wrote the law".
http:
//hotair.com/archives/2007/04/18/video-carolyn-mccarthy-doesnt-understand-her-own-gun-control-legislation/

Olby then comes to the rescue of a woman who calls big bad O'Reilly a racist for using the term "illegal alien". Since illegal alien is now a racist term, the New York Times must be a racist news paper since it uses the term.

Here is some insight on why liberals are so looney. Listen to Alec Baldwin.
http://www.break.com/index/alec_baldwin_message_for_his_daughter.html

Just got done with Hannity and colmes, now halfway through Gretta, (replays of the day). Wow, they have news integrity. All VA Tech shooting all the time.

LMAO is a woman.

Men don't use fingernails.

Cecelia:

"LMAO is a woman."

"Men don't use fingernails."

Someone else becomes a liar because they they dare post something Cecelia doesn't approve of.

It's just wonderful the way Olbermann always turns to the objective John Dean for commentary on Keith's latest conspiracy theory concerning the Bush Administration.

Since Dean wrote the book Conservatives Without Consciencous, I'm hoping that Mark Levin will write a book, featuring Keith, called Liberals Without Libido.

Someone else becomes a liar because they they dare post something Cecelia doesn't approve of.

Posted by: Mike at April 20, 2007 4:59 AM

You're such a wuss.

Cecelia: "You're such a wuss."

Great answer Cecelia!....And to think I once believed you were both clever, and had some integrity.

Thanks for revealing herself to being just another name caller.

"I'm hoping that Mark Levin will write a book, featuring keith, called Liberals without Libido."

Better to lack libido than to lack a conscience, and in Levin's case....scrupples.

Factor: "I am guessing Harry's little comment just created another 25 roadside bombs."

And I'm guessing your namesake hero has probably condemned at least 100 young Americans to their death for his own personal and not so small role in failing to comprehend and admit reality.

Cecelia: "You're such a wuss."

Great answer Cecelia!....And to think I once believed you were both clever, and had some integrity.

Thanks for revealing herself to being just another name caller.

Posted by: Mike at April 20, 2007 5:18 AM

Oh, I am clever. Even when I once thought you had integrity, I still understood that you're a wuss.

And I'm guessing your namesake [Factor] hero has probably condemned at least 100 young Americans to their death for his own personal and not so small role in failing to comprehend and admit reality.

Posted by: Mike at April 20, 2007 5:27 AM

How so?

"I'm hoping that Mark Levin will write a book, featuring keith, called Liberals without Libido."

Better to lack libido than to lack a conscience, and in Levin's case....scrupples.

Posted by: Mike at April 20, 2007 5:21 AM

And in the case of three strikes... Olbermann's out...

"I timed myself on this one. 18 minutes 42 seconds."

Posted by: LMAO at April 19, 2007 10:03 PM

LMAO failed to mentioned that it took 2 hours to read through the posts looking for his/her name.....Or should I say "reading with lips moving" for 2 hours?

cee (Unicorn Chaser)

"I'd tell you that the Democrats are talking a good game, but they're not even doing that. Everybody in Congress has to understand something: If they continue to fund this war, it's not just the President who owns it. They own it, too." Sgt. Liam Madden

"Lefties: Leave these pathetic drowning rats alone to stew in each other's juices. Get yourselves out in the street and fight this criminal administration in ways that really mean something, and that are noted by more than a handful of keyboard heroes!"
Sir Loin of Beef

Bush Supporters Haha. Gotcha. You buncha Bush Supporters. Hehe. I love that. That is so clever. Impeach! Chimpy McHitlerburton! Crime family! War crimes! Watergate! Nixon! And another Bush Supporters

And I'm guessing your namesake [Factor] hero has probably condemned at least 100 young Americans to their death for his own personal and not so small role in failing to comprehend and admit reality.

Posted by: Mike at April 20, 2007 5:27 AM

How so?

Posted by: Cecelia at April 20, 2007 5:57 AM
Cecelia, do you actually expect lil mikey to respond with facts to back up his spew? Not gonna happen.

Great answer Cecelia!....And to think I once believed you were both clever, and had some integrity.

Thanks for revealing herself to being just another name caller.

Posted by: Mike at April 20, 2007 5:18 AM
Was this before you called her a bitch for proving you wrong or after?

un-American pat-Are you terrified of people that wear hats and have guns? Whatever you do, don't leave your concrete jungle, if you venture out in the country you might encounter someone just like me.By the way, why no condemnation of the turbin wearing, bomb totin terrrorists? Are they your buddies?

Bush Supporters All of you. (Except those that hang on every word from Olbermann.) BillO is always the WPITW. Every day. Even more so than that poor, understood kid at VTech. How much do you Bush Supporters get paid under the table from our secret government to bash Olbermann and support the Chimpy McHitlerburton crime family? You should all be sent to Gitmo and water boarded. Or at the very least, have your Holy Bibles put in toilets. Rosie is right. Chrisitianity is MUCH more of a threat than Muslim. They only want what's good for the world. Convert. (Well, or die.) OK, I'm done ranting at you Bush Supporters for now. But I may be back. To taunt you second time. And one more Bush Supporters, just for good measure.

ANOTHER DAY OF SPING FOR THE BELLIGERENTLY INSANE Bush Supporters BY THE DEPLORABLE JOHNNY $.

Sping? This is what happens when loons get all frothy while they post.

ANOTHER DAY OF SPIN FOR THE BELLIGERENTLY INSANE Bush Supporters BY THE DEPLORABLE JOHNNY $.

Now, is that better!

Why is Olby so vehemently against fighting back at a shooter who is executing people? They were locked in a room, either they fight back or wait in line to get shot.

BovineQueen sez:

un-American pat-Are you terrified of people that wear hats and have guns? Whatever you do, don't leave your concrete jungle, if you venture out in the country you might encounter someone just like me.
By the way, why no condemnation of the turbin wearing, bomb totin terrrorists? Are they your buddies?
Posted by: royalking at April 20, 2007 11:32 AM

Someone said once: "Don't blame the gun, blame the moron behind it"

Oh, wait. I think it was you, BovineQueen!

"if you venture out in the country you might encounter someone just like me."

That's why all of us are worried:

Ill tempered morons with guns!

And no, Bovine. The terrorists ain't my buddies.

I'm sure there's something wrong with your eyes. Since cows DO see color, but you BovineQueen only sees black or white.

I suggest you go to see an ophthalmologist. Oh sorry, one of them big words again.
Go see your eye doctor, Queenie.

Predictions for tonight’s hour of Spin.
Olby will give silver WPITW to O'Reilly for saying that some of his competitors are psychotic as opposed to psychopathic like the VT killer. Hiding under your desk and hiding in a bathtub is the definition of psychotic. I am guessing “elements at NBC” will not like that little joke.
John McCain will get gold WPITW for singing the Beach Boy's Iran parody.
Keith would not want anyone to suggest bombing his summer home. I guess that whole don't insult a war hero thing will go out the window.

Someone said once: "Don't blame the gun, blame the moron behind it"

patty, I didn't say that, your lil buddy mikey said that, I think. Think before you spew.

The BU$HWIPE FACTOR sez:

Predictions for tonight’s hour of Spin.
Olby will give silver WPITW to O'Reilly for saying that some of his competitors are psychotic as opposed to psychopathic like the VT killer. Hiding under your desk and hiding in a bathtub is the definition of psychotic. I am guessing “elements at NBC” will not like that little joke.
John McCain will get gold WPITW for singing the Beach Boy's Iran parody.
Keith would not want anyone to suggest bombing his summer home. I guess that whole don't insult a war hero thing will go out the window.
Posted by: The Factor at April 20, 2007 4:38 PM

HEY JOHNNY BU$HWIPE!!

You can take Bob's Cox outta your mouth now!

The Factor here sez he can do a much better job than ya.

Heck, The Factor sez he could even out-do the other Cox sucker, Brandon. But I hear Brandon just went to purchase a 4th SUV to keep the lead over The Factor.

-
Johhny takes the lead, with The Factor on his heels.
But here comes Brandon, flashing a generous donation to the NRC committee.

IT IS JOHNNY!
IT IS THE FACTOR!
IT IS JOHNNY!!
IT IS THE FACTOR!!
WHOOOOOA!! NOW IS BRANDON!! BRANDON!!

IT IS GOING TO BE A PHOTO FINISH!!

Somebody is doubling up on their meds, oh boy. Is it no wonder they're called "olbyloons?"

If they doubled up on their meds, they might actually have a clear moment of sanity and realize that Olby is everything we know him to be and more.

Hey Average Keith Parrot, did you come up with Bushwipe yourself or did you copy from one of the othe left wing losers who post it here daily?

Maybe his shrink gave the wrong script.

Somebody is doubling up on their meds, oh boy. Is it no wonder they're called "olbyloons?"

Posted by: royalking at April 20, 2007 5:23 PM

No, apparently, some here are off their meds, that's why you are such Bush Supporters

It's "Milito." At least try to get your facts... never mind.