Last week, as part of our ongoing series on how to spot a Olbyloon, we documented a species known as the Obsessive Olbyapologist.. The news that Olby tried to score a few runs with a porn star did not sit well with the Olby-obsessed. After I called attention to the incoherent ramblings of one Olbynut, the moderators at that forum deleted the entire thread. And then came Olbyloon Law #1:

The thread is gone. it is the consensus of the Mods and Admins that it was in the best interests of the board. just let it go. please. i should have locked it last night, but what's done is done and it's not coming back. we'd really prefer that the entire subject be left alone."

Yes, this group of liberal loons are all about freedom of speech, the press, etc., just so long as it's all good news and obsessive fawning over Olberdolt!

Olbyloon Law #2 of course is to spin madly for Keith at every available opportunity: . See the rambling, incoherent ramblings of one "Dorrie" at Jossip.

And the single most important rule for Olbyloons? Never ever utter a discouraging word about Olbermann, even when story has been well-documented as true. To what ends will the Loons go to protect their man? Try deleting threads, issuing warnings, like the one above and my personal favorite, disabling comments altogether:

And here:

But the preferred method of dealing with bad news in loon land? Ignore it altogether! Search their forum all day and you'll find no discussion whatsoever about his alleged stalking , his own admission of prior stalking, or his desperate attempts to date a porn star: or his his blatant lying about just how many times Carey was a guest on his show and the video that proves they had a date after the show!

Why do the Loons hate freedom of speech? Why do the Loons ignore facts? All part of being a Keith Olbermann fan. And they call themselves liberals? We are proud to say that we here at Olbermannwatch impose no restrictions on what can be posted or by whom, something else the loony fan forums of Keith Olbermann cannot say or do, because such things simply aren't allowed on Olbyplanet!