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When you began this series, I was praying you'd dig up this chestnut. Well done. If anyone ever doubted that Olby is stark raving mad, this spectacle was proof positive that he needs to get on some meds.
So it’s here the Olber-Obsessed like to Congregate-
Spewing their blatant hypocrisy and hate,
They disagree with you while contradicting themselves-
Almost like they learned it from Keith-O himself…
They pretend to engage you in actual debate-
But they really prefer to mutually masturbate,
If you believe their lies, you’re only fooling yourself-
Like a ‘talking points memo’ from O’Reilly himself…
A Bible in one hand and Culture Warrior in the other-
They lash out at the Left just like they did their own mother,
They dislike real news and always tune into Fox-
Their collective IQ equals a box full of rocks…
With their sights locked in on the Secular Progressive-
They pretend the Bushies aren’t the least bit oppressive,
They think we’re winning the war on Terror in Iraq,
While Al-Qaeda’s in Afghanistan planning an Attack…
They parrot what their leader Cox always tells them-
They quickly buy up what Johnny Dollar has to sell them,
They wear their Factor Gear with the pride of a sheep,
With a white-washed conscience they count themselves to sleep…
Their world is all Olbermann, all day and all night-
They follow his ratings and patrol this website,
They think it’s their duty to ‘Fix’ all the Loons-
I’m sorry dear Olber-Obsessed, No one’s crazy as you!
Second, the test pattern in the clip brought back some fond memories for me.
In 1947 when I was a young girl, pre teen in today's terminology, my Dad forgot my Mom's birthday. He called her from work and after all the grovelling was done Mom called a cab and packed us kids in to go shopping with a carte blanche.
We all saw for the first time a TV. Well, in 1947 dollars, Mama bought a two hundred dollar TV. The test pattern on the clip brought it all to mind. Because a very similar test pattern was all we, and every kid in miles, saw on the TV for about twenty hours a day.
I'm far easier to please than Janet, Bob. All you have to do is not warn The Special Comments Oracle off hoax internet stories. Whether OW can take credit for Countdown's rescheduling or not...
I "junked" all those comments coming from 68.245.76.84 under other people's names. And I am banning that IP address.
In case you are interested here is the recent activity from that OlbyLoon. I have no good way to make the text display as a table so you just have to scroll through it as best you can. As you can see this person has been a busy beaver...
Status Comment Commenter Entry Date
Published to be fair... cee = Little Feechie = Katie Turic johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 39 minutes ago
Published OMG, did anyone see Keith last night? He bellowed the opening spiel in his typical fashion... Capitalist pigdog Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 34 minutes ago
Published I saw that! Then it led with Matthew Dowd's unfavorable comments about "Mister" Bush. What... [Anonymous] Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 33 minutes ago
Published You guys said it! Plus McCain, a "special guest" who's running for President (guess which ... [Anonymous] Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 31 minutes ago
Published After that I got the idea that there are still several dogs who won't be permitted to bark... Manny Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 29 minutes ago
Published I couldn't believe it when I saw the latest partisan politico to be given a blue-dress int... cee Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 25 minutes ago
Published Not to help you guys out because I agree with only about 30% of what you say, but really, ... Obamarama Countdown with Keith Olbe... 4 hours, 11 minutes ago
Published I am beginning to wonder if there aren't only really about 3 unique ip addresses on this w... Cecellia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 4 hours, 8 minutes ago
Published Leftwing hippie chicks are ugly and can't get boyfriends!! The liberal males are not real ... Laura MacPherson Countdown with Keith Olbe... 4 hours ago
Published Would you please ban me already? This is getting really tiresome but I don't believe in te... Consistent Name Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 57 minutes ago
Published You are a real headcase buddy-boy. We'll be laughing at you all the way up to our usual 1:... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 55 minutes ago
Published I do not hang out on Olbermanwatch at 1:30am. Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
Published Initiating ejection sequence.... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 50 minutes ago
Published "It's a kid trying to knock over the board game when they get behind." I know, myself. We... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 47 minutes ago
Published The only basement I frequent is Filene's, sweetie. Say good night gracie! J$ is taking you... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 44 minutes ago
Published To reiterate for the confused, here are my exchanges that brought this little kindergarten... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 38 minutes ago
Published 194.363.4.69 Banned for life. Another troll slaying brought to you by your humble champion... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 34 minutes ago
Published Where one is slain, a hundred will rise to take his place. Behold the power of Consistent ... Consistent Name Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 31 minutes ago
Published Sorry, I botched the link. It should have gone to the previous page. The same story is her... Obamarama Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 26 minutes ago
Published Get a hold of this troll and toss his ass out like NOW. If you are going to run an "opposi... Capitalist pigdog Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 22 minutes ago
Published "I'm far easier to please than Janet, Bob." I hope so. That harpie rides me like a circus... Robert Cox Great Moments in Broadcas... 3 hours, 16 minutes ago
Published Olberman nailed again!!! Kudos Oh great one! I caught me an Olby-fart right here: http://m... Dingster Great Moments in Broadcas... 3 hours, 13 minutes ago
Published That's legit Dingster. I'll add it to the list. In the future when you catch one of those,... Robert Cox Great Moments in Broadcas... 3 hours, 10 minutes ago
Published Looks like we've got a real clown on our hands. He is switching ip's faster than I can ban... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 3 minutes ago
Published Well, I'm trying an approach where his new IP will only see a non-updating version of the ... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 56 minutes ago
Published What the ?#@!@ is wrong with the site? Hellooooooooo???? Damn you Johnny Dollar, you have ... Consistent Name Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 50 minutes ago
Published Bingo!! Now we can all go on talking and thinking about Olbermann unmolested. I'll go fir... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 47 minutes ago
Published I don't like him because he says nasty things!! Ohhhh. I feel tingly again. Orenthal Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 45 minutes ago
Published Har dee har har. What insightful mockery you lefty rubes come up with. Let me 'splain it ... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
Published Typical leftwing kook nonsense. We object to Olberman, yes. But it is entirely consistent,... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
Published "I've never tried to hack a website or someone's computer." OMG seriously? Because you re... Consistent Name Countdown with Keith Olbe... 1 hour, 36 minutes ago
Published "So I'm YOUR Olbermann, huh? :D And I'm not even on tv..." Well the sun shines on a dogs... [Anonymous] Countdown with Keith Olbe... 1 hour, 31 minutes ago
Published "Who can blame you for not using your own name." Me can. That's who. So put that in your ... [Anonymous] Countdown with Keith Olbe... 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
33 result(s) found.
It says "no longer available"
Olbermann does seem to get himself very excited over Bill O'Reilly. It think thats what they call a serious man-crush.
When you began this series, I was praying you'd dig up this chestnut. Well done. If anyone ever doubted that Olby is stark raving mad, this spectacle was proof positive that he needs to get on some meds.
So it’s here the Olber-Obsessed like to Congregate-
Spewing their blatant hypocrisy and hate,
They disagree with you while contradicting themselves-
Almost like they learned it from Keith-O himself…
They pretend to engage you in actual debate-
But they really prefer to mutually masturbate,
If you believe their lies, you’re only fooling yourself-
Like a ‘talking points memo’ from O’Reilly himself…
A Bible in one hand and Culture Warrior in the other-
They lash out at the Left just like they did their own mother,
They dislike real news and always tune into Fox-
Their collective IQ equals a box full of rocks…
With their sights locked in on the Secular Progressive-
They pretend the Bushies aren’t the least bit oppressive,
They think we’re winning the war on Terror in Iraq,
While Al-Qaeda’s in Afghanistan planning an Attack…
They parrot what their leader Cox always tells them-
They quickly buy up what Johnny Dollar has to sell them,
They wear their Factor Gear with the pride of a sheep,
With a white-washed conscience they count themselves to sleep…
Their world is all Olbermann, all day and all night-
They follow his ratings and patrol this website,
They think it’s their duty to ‘Fix’ all the Loons-
I’m sorry dear Olber-Obsessed, No one’s crazy as you!
I guess system32 has a problem with Fox News.
Maybe he's mad nobody brought him any factor gear for Christmas?
And if he thinks I'm crazy, what does that make the 9/11 'Bush Blew Up The Towers Crowd?'
Think About It.
Actually, that is about the most witty comment I've ever seen on this site from an OlbyLoon. Bravo, system32
Thanks, Mr Cox, on more than one level.
First, the clip was very funny. and I enjoyed it.
Second, the test pattern in the clip brought back some fond memories for me.
In 1947 when I was a young girl, pre teen in today's terminology, my Dad forgot my Mom's birthday. He called her from work and after all the grovelling was done Mom called a cab and packed us kids in to go shopping with a carte blanche.
We all saw for the first time a TV. Well, in 1947 dollars, Mama bought a two hundred dollar TV. The test pattern on the clip brought it all to mind. Because a very similar test pattern was all we, and every kid in miles, saw on the TV for about twenty hours a day.
As I said, GREAT THANKS!
Grammie
Janet,
We aim to please :-)
We aim to please :-)
Posted by: Robert Cox at April 3, 2007 3:30 PM
I'm far easier to please than Janet, Bob. All you have to do is not warn The Special Comments Oracle off hoax internet stories. Whether OW can take credit for Countdown's rescheduling or not...
The king o' the loons, for sure. What a nut job.
I "junked" all those comments coming from 68.245.76.84 under other people's names. And I am banning that IP address.
In case you are interested here is the recent activity from that OlbyLoon. I have no good way to make the text display as a table so you just have to scroll through it as best you can. As you can see this person has been a busy beaver...
Status Comment Commenter Entry Date
Published to be fair... cee = Little Feechie = Katie Turic johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 39 minutes ago
Published OMG, did anyone see Keith last night? He bellowed the opening spiel in his typical fashion... Capitalist pigdog Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 34 minutes ago
Published I saw that! Then it led with Matthew Dowd's unfavorable comments about "Mister" Bush. What... [Anonymous] Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 33 minutes ago
Published You guys said it! Plus McCain, a "special guest" who's running for President (guess which ... [Anonymous] Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 31 minutes ago
Published After that I got the idea that there are still several dogs who won't be permitted to bark... Manny Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 29 minutes ago
Published I couldn't believe it when I saw the latest partisan politico to be given a blue-dress int... cee Countdown with Keith Olbe... 5 hours, 25 minutes ago
Published Not to help you guys out because I agree with only about 30% of what you say, but really, ... Obamarama Countdown with Keith Olbe... 4 hours, 11 minutes ago
Published I am beginning to wonder if there aren't only really about 3 unique ip addresses on this w... Cecellia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 4 hours, 8 minutes ago
Published Leftwing hippie chicks are ugly and can't get boyfriends!! The liberal males are not real ... Laura MacPherson Countdown with Keith Olbe... 4 hours ago
Published Would you please ban me already? This is getting really tiresome but I don't believe in te... Consistent Name Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 57 minutes ago
Published You are a real headcase buddy-boy. We'll be laughing at you all the way up to our usual 1:... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 55 minutes ago
Published I do not hang out on Olbermanwatch at 1:30am. Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
Published Initiating ejection sequence.... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 50 minutes ago
Published "It's a kid trying to knock over the board game when they get behind." I know, myself. We... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 47 minutes ago
Published The only basement I frequent is Filene's, sweetie. Say good night gracie! J$ is taking you... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 44 minutes ago
Published To reiterate for the confused, here are my exchanges that brought this little kindergarten... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 38 minutes ago
Published 194.363.4.69 Banned for life. Another troll slaying brought to you by your humble champion... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 34 minutes ago
Published Where one is slain, a hundred will rise to take his place. Behold the power of Consistent ... Consistent Name Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 31 minutes ago
Published Sorry, I botched the link. It should have gone to the previous page. The same story is her... Obamarama Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 26 minutes ago
Published Get a hold of this troll and toss his ass out like NOW. If you are going to run an "opposi... Capitalist pigdog Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 22 minutes ago
Published "I'm far easier to please than Janet, Bob." I hope so. That harpie rides me like a circus... Robert Cox Great Moments in Broadcas... 3 hours, 16 minutes ago
Published Olberman nailed again!!! Kudos Oh great one! I caught me an Olby-fart right here: http://m... Dingster Great Moments in Broadcas... 3 hours, 13 minutes ago
Published That's legit Dingster. I'll add it to the list. In the future when you catch one of those,... Robert Cox Great Moments in Broadcas... 3 hours, 10 minutes ago
Published Looks like we've got a real clown on our hands. He is switching ip's faster than I can ban... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 3 hours, 3 minutes ago
Published Well, I'm trying an approach where his new IP will only see a non-updating version of the ... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 56 minutes ago
Published What the ?#@!@ is wrong with the site? Hellooooooooo???? Damn you Johnny Dollar, you have ... Consistent Name Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 50 minutes ago
Published Bingo!! Now we can all go on talking and thinking about Olbermann unmolested. I'll go fir... johnny dollar Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 47 minutes ago
Published I don't like him because he says nasty things!! Ohhhh. I feel tingly again. Orenthal Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 45 minutes ago
Published Har dee har har. What insightful mockery you lefty rubes come up with. Let me 'splain it ... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
Published Typical leftwing kook nonsense. We object to Olberman, yes. But it is entirely consistent,... Cecelia Countdown with Keith Olbe... 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
Published "I've never tried to hack a website or someone's computer." OMG seriously? Because you re... Consistent Name Countdown with Keith Olbe... 1 hour, 36 minutes ago
Published "So I'm YOUR Olbermann, huh? :D And I'm not even on tv..." Well the sun shines on a dogs... [Anonymous] Countdown with Keith Olbe... 1 hour, 31 minutes ago
Published "Who can blame you for not using your own name." Me can. That's who. So put that in your ... [Anonymous] Countdown with Keith Olbe... 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
33 result(s) found.
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