I think the YouTube moment of the show is when Keith referred to the Republican Presidential Candidates as "The 10 whitest guys in the world".

Olby shouldn't be throwing stones about being the whitest guy on earth. He resembles that remark.

Olby Watch --- The Newspaper for & About Olbermann Watch ---

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Countdown with Keith Olbermann Does Oddball Month-Long Summary

by Danny Milbano

Keith Olbermann, after more than a month of his much ado tributes to insanity for the month of April. "Keith Olbermann ritually does one of these, once a month." As the most abid Countdown enthusiast, Bea Coates will tell you. "I can not help but jump for joy as I see the program. It is what I am there for."

So, what was Bea waiting for? Keith Olbermann started with the picture of a man kissing a monkey! Then the music track had started. The usual, yet longer version of Khaturian's Sabre Dance fills the loudspeaker. "A rather excitable sound" says Bea, reeling with joy.

Everyone is excited. Keith Olbermann shown clips of models falling, houses dropping and a pizza slice being thrown into someone's face during a baseball game. Amazing things to see, indeed.

Although, there is a negativity point to this, Bea points out."During one of the weeks, an unspeakable atrocity broke out in Virginia, and we had to forgo Oddball for a solid week." One week can be long. Good thing we have this month's end show to point out what might have been missed. Bea says "Yeah, it is one of those things."

Another one of those things is that this mantauge` was not at the end of the old month. "No, not technically, but close enough." An obviously vigilant Bea points out. "We can only hope for more Oddball." Yes we can, Bea Coates. Or, if I may add, we can only hope for more Oddball to happen to us.

--- Danny Milbano

The G.O.P. Hopefulls Meet For Debate

by Jannis Hawy

I do not care. All I want to hear from is from my self. Get out of my way, Sonny.

Olbermann Watch --- CLOSED !

by Y. Dewey O. O. Wantunowat-Minamiz

This may be "it" says R. Coly. By what does he mean, per se? WHta will be 'it'? "The end of Olbermann Watch". Well, you already were close to ending. "Well," confronts Y. Dewey "I know we were already close two months ago around this time, but the problems that we are having are of a different type.

What do you mean? "I mean, when we were going out of business over the contract, that was a seperate situation. We had a nice run, and even though it was going out with out leaving our things behind, the central idea was that we were leaving a legacy behind. That we have accomplished something magnificent."

What has happened already can only be claimed as "magnificent". Running since 2004, Olbermann watch has, at the time that it quit last, 150 noted instance of isolated Bill O' Rielly bashing, a page of limericks sent in by commentators, and lots of updated Countdown episode guides.

Those are where this new speculation comes in. "Without more episode guides, the central function of Olbermann Watch goes out the window." What she means is that Olbermann Watch's primary function is to take Keith Olbermann's lies, distortions, spins, & attacks, and combine them into why Keith Olbermann is a loathsome and irrespudible figure.

"The last week or so, this has been retired from this website." That sounds very infuriating. "It is", she adds. "All I, as a lower enficianado of this website, can do is hope that things come back on track and that this website does not end
1396 days 1 hours 7 minutes before it is supposed to. That is the date that Keith Olbermann's newest monolithic contract ends.

It looks bleak. What we have heard from this website's maintainer is that someone who maintains the website is moving away and that nobody competant has been able to fill his slot. "That whole U-Haul excuse ha been brought up before." fills in Y. Dewey. "That is just a distraction from the truth." An ominous statement, backed up by this: "The fact is, J. Dollman and R. Coly are really in a money dispute." This has not been verified.

What has been verified is that if we do not see an improvement in the episode bunking and a return to traditional normalcy, it may be too late for the website.

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I missed the debate.
Any republicans talk about the Exxon/Mobil profit bonanza while they're raising prices to the moon?
Or what they're going to do to help global warming?
or how they're going to bring our boys home from the civil war in Iraq they're entrenched in ?
Or healthcare ?
or helping the poor?

Let me guess....NO ?

Rudy is Italian.
Italians aren't White.
They're bRoman (Latin).
Shows nUlbermahn's ignorance.

Rudy is Italian.
Italians aren't White.
They're Roman (Latin).
Shows Ulbermahn's ignorance.

Hey Joker..You said Rudy was a "sure thing" for the nomination.
He's looking worse and worse.
Told ya !

OK. Belatedly I did the Countdown Roundup. It was generally a very lame show so hardly worth the effort but there were two noteworthy occurrences - the WPIW was an OlbyPocrisy Fest and Keith's "book" sales are no longer even ranked at Barnes & Noble (i.e. no sales).

The Taliban emerged from the civil war that took place in Afghanistan after the Soviets left. They attained power in 1996.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban

Ronald Reagan left office in 1989.

I'm sure Keith will correct his error in the next broadcast.

As he does with any other erroneous statement.

Ahem!

"Proclamation 5034—Afghanistan Day, 1983
By the President of the United States of America, 21 March 1983

The tragedy of Afghanistan continues as the valiant and courageous Afghan freedom fighters [The Taliban] persevere in standing up against the brutal power of the Soviet invasion and occupation. The Afghan people are struggling to reclaim their freedom, which was taken from them when the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan in December of 1979.

In this three-year period the Soviet Union has been unable to subjugate Afghanistan. The Soviet forces are pitted against an extraordinary people who, in their determination to preserve the character of their ancient land, have organized an effective and still spreading country-wide resistance.

The resistance of the Afghan freedom fighters

is an example to all the world of the invincibility of the ideals we in this country hold most dear, the ideals of freedom and independence.

We must also recognize that the sacrifices required to maintain this resistance are very high. Millions have gone into exile as refugees. We will probably never know the numbers of people killed and maimed, poisoned and gased, of the homes that have been destroyed, and of the lives that have been shattered and stricken with grief.

It is, therefore, incumbent upon us as Americans to reflect on the events in Afghanistan, to think about the agony which these brave people bear, and to maintain our condemnation of the continuing Soviet occupation. Our observance again this year of Afghanistan Day on March 21, the Afghan New Year, will recall for all the world America's unflagging sympathy for a determined people, its support for their refugees and commitment to achieving a political settlement for Afghanistan which will free that country from tyranny's yoke.

The Congress, by Senate Joint Resolution 65, has designated March 21, 1983 as Afghanistan Day and has requested the President to issue a proclamation in observance of that day.

Now, Therefore, I, Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America, do hereby designate March 21, 1983 as Afghanistan Day.

In Witness Whereof, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-first day of March, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and eighty-three, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and seventh.

Ronald Reagan

[Filed with the Office of the Federal Register, 3:10 p.m., March 24, 1983] "

And no BU$HWIPE, I'm not posting a link.
Doing a little research might do you good.

Way Below Average American Patriot,

Only an OlbyLoon would think that sticking the word "Taliban" into what appears to be a proclamation issued by the President of the United States would "prove" something. I don't think we need a link. I think you need a clue.

Only someone deeply confused or deeply dishonest (or perhaps both) could quote a presidential proclamation about the mujahideen in Afghanistan and state that it was somehow connected to the Taliban.

Again, as anyone who knows how to use Google can discover, the Taliban emerged out of the civil strife that bedeviled Afghanistan once the Soviets left and the Soviet-installed puppet government fell.

This was, of course, well AFTER Reagan had left office.

Don't trust my word, google it for yourself.

Try the Encarta encyclopedia:
http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588418/Taliban.html

which states, in part:
"The Taliban movement was created in 1994 by a senior mullah (Islamic priest), Mohammed Omar, in the southern Afghanistan city of Kandahār. "

In 1994, Ronald Reagan was out of office. William Jefferson Clinton was the president.

Poor wittle patty, debunked bigtime!

Look I think your all a little hard on 'Average American Tart Cart'. As we can all see here his Mom knows how to copy and paste.

Jizz-moper boy just had to try and be cute and sneak in those two words.

It's funny, most of your single digit I.Q. Tin foil hat, fallin' off the table left, Jim Jones kool-aid drinkin', 9-11 wing-nut screwballs still can't get over the 2000 election. But not 'Average American Clinton C**k Smoker'. This mental midgit is still trying to convince the world Reagan should be dug up and impeached.

Ronald Reagan crapped bigger than you!!

Ya know Olby isn't the whitest on earth. Most nights he's orange!

By the way a special 'Thanks' to Robert Cox for coming in from the bull-pen to take over the daily update duties.

And while we are on the subject of baseball.

Bus Driver Jacob Nasser was arrested in a Shea Stadium parking lot after dropping some kids off for the game, then pulling down his own pants and taking "matters" into his own hands in the bus. Now as anybody who has taken in the experience out at Flushing Bay's Big Blue And Orange Noisy Stank-Raw-Sewage-Infested-Butt Ugly Eyesore Dump isn't brutal enough, the New York Met faithful now have to be on guard for 68 year old trou-dropping self gratifiers.

Do you think Average American (you fill in the blank) is a Met Fan?

Puck is certifiable ! That is the rantings of a mad man !

puck. Bill O'Reilly has been fighting to get laws passed to stop sickos like that from doing what they do, along with all the other causes he fights for. Olby? He makes O'Reilly WPITW on a regular basis. Pedophiles are AOK in Olbys book.

Awwwww!

Poor, sad little phuck is throwing a tantrum and wetting his depends again over ONE little word.

Guess which one, Bovine!?

Bill O'Reilly has been fighting to get laws passed to stop sickos like that from doing what they do, along with all the other causes he fights for. Olby? He makes O'Reilly WPITW on a regular basis. Pedophiles are AOK in Olbys book.
Posted by: royalking at May 6, 2007 3:14 AM

Typical Jeff Logic:

O'Reilly does good work in the 'crimes against children' arena. Olbermann name O'Reilly WPITW for something stupid O'Reilly said or did, Olbermann is Pro-Pedophile.

If this is how Jeff forms opinions about the world around him, it's no wonder he sleeps with a gun under his pillow.

If this is how Jeff forms opinions about the world around him, it's no wonder he sleeps with a gun under his pillow.

Posted by: at May 7, 2007 3:35 AM
No, it's no wonder you would make an idiotic statement like this.

Jeff: "No, it's no wonder you would make an idiotic statement like this."

WOW....what a comeback!!!

“Democrats have a plan to lower gas prices, taking America in a new direction that works for everyone, not just the few. Our plan would empower the Federal Trade Commission to crack down on price gouging to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices, increase production of alternative fuels, and rescind the billions of dollars in taxpayer subsidies, tax breaks, and royalty relief given to big oil and gas companies.”
4/18/06

That's one hell of a plan, gas is higher than ever! Just another one of the lies on the left..

Idiotwind, Jeff, is blaming gas prices on the Democrats before they even implement a plan !
Another day, another bonehead statement.

All I have to say about gas approaching $4.00 a gallon is that those secret energy meetings between Cheney and Big Oil has certainly paid off...for THEM.

The rest of the American people...not so much.

All I have to say about gas approaching $4.00 a gallon is that those secret energy meetings between Cheney and Big Oil has certainly paid off...for THEM.

The rest of the American people...not so much.

Posted by: at May 7, 2007 7:48 PM
Booo! Watch out for those gosts in your closet at night. A left wing whacko. I'll bet you Cheney is having a "secret" meeting right now! He's piping all the oil from Iraq right into his back yard,but, don't tell anyone, it's a secret!

Your posts are getting more embarassing each and every day.

Cheney DIDN'T have secret meetings with Big Oil when coordinating our so called energy policy?

Do you not know anything ?

If you state hard cold facts, you're a left wing whacko to Royalking. If you make excuses for or ignore the failures of Bush, you're a ....Republican !

"hard cold facts?" Did I miss something? Where's these hard cold facts?

"All I have to say about gas approaching $4.00 a gallon is that those secret energy meetings between Cheney and Big Oil has certainly paid off...for THEM." anonyloon

Oh, these "hard cold facts?" LOL on the freakin floor!

I'll ask again .

Cheney DIDN'T have secret meetings with Big Oil when coordinating our so called energy policy?

Jeff has stepped out of the building !

Cool website! Keep up the great work. Many thanks. Thanks!