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"COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN" (8:00 P.M.-9:00 P.M. ET)
Host: Keith Olbermann
Project Rudy! Mitt Romney! Murtha taken "out of context"! "House of Scandal"! [Ding!] The latest O'Reilly personal attack! (yawn) It's casual Friday--and Think Progress Night--at Olbermann Watch.
#5: Project Rudy keeps on rolling. How odd that Oralmann would soak in his bathtub rather than report on Bill Clinton's amorous adventures, but he bellows about Giuliani's affairs day after day after day. Why would that be? Lefty Jonathan Alter was the designated sock puppet. Olby lied that "nobody's explaining" why obscure agencies were billed, when Rudy explained that to Katie Couric two days ago. But on OlbyPlanet, only one side of the story gets told, and the credulous loons who believe Olby's drivel don't know any better. It was even more laughable when the Karma-bitten Oralmann chuckled that Rudy has a "morality issue". Spoken like a true lover of cheap Merlot and cheaper hotel rooms. Great thanks.
Next, a hit on Mitt Romney, complete with a free running of an ad from a fringe pro-choice group attacking Mitt. No representation of Mitt's side. Of course. Then a lift from the Monkeymann research division (Blue Blog Source: Think Progress) and more Romney attacks from Robinson. Olby quoting Mitt:
OLBERMANN: Any Cuban wants to come here should be admitted here, no matter how they got here.
What Mitt actually said had nothing to do with "how they got here":
ROMNEY: I can tell you my inclination would be to say as many Cubans as want to come here should come in.
Get the difference? If you do, you just saw Another Olbermann Lie. Great thanks.
After a few words about the Hillary hostage taker, it was on to the "right wing lunatic blogosphere" [Ding!], the "lunatic fringe" [Ding!] and #4: the "right wing blogs" [Ding!] call Murtha a hypocrite. What blogs were those? Merkle didn't say. Neither did Soltz who did his Polly imitation to perfection. Olbermahn and his parrot painted the surge as something that, well, everyone knew would work militarily. Oh really?
#3: House of Scandal! [Ding!] Condi Rice planted a question (Blue Blog Source: Think Progress). Major News, quite unlike when certain Presidential (D) candidates plant questions, and Olby excuses them. Another lift (Blue Blog Source: Think Progress) Rove is a liar! (Blue Blog Source: Think Progress). Crazy Lawrence O'Donnell makes yet another appearance, and we update The List! Olby declares that the "incompetent" Condi Rice is just another "Bush Boy". Hmmm. A Bush "boy"? Take that as you will. Great thanks.
#2: Julia Roberts, Evel Kneivel. #1: What's this? Another #@#&%(!^@ing personal attack on Bill O'Reilly? Olbermoronn's diseased envy drools from his chops like blood from the fangs of Dracula, and we aren't going to spend one more minute on this repellent spectacle.
If it's Friday, it's our weekly assessment of Krazy Keith's masculinity. This week Monkeymann attacked Fox and other broadcasters 24 times. Olby's source (Hillary Clinton's Media Matters) criticized (MS)NBC 9 times, but Keithy protected his corporate masters with zero criticisms. That makes this week's Olbermann Manhood Quotient: -48 [musto limp].
Olbermann's book The book that bears Olbermann's name is #1,576 on amazon, while "Culture Warrior" is #4,562. (It's that 2-for-$25 sale!) Barnes & Noble has the OlbyTome down to #138,937; O'Reilly's book is #659 there. On the battle of the papersbacks: Amazon lists Culture Warrior at #315, while the paperback of Oralmann's book is a mighty #2,639. Guffaw! Thursday brought the infamous, deplorable Keith Olbermann another humiliating loss to You Know Who both in total viewers and in the coveted, pivotal, much-beloved, critical, all-important "key demo". Tonight's MisterMeter reading: 1 [LOW]