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"COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN" (8:00 P.M.-9:00 P.M. ET)
Host: Keith Olbermann
Another night of furious spinning for the (newly favored) Democrats began with the opening spiel: Uh oh, Senator Clinton "plays the terror card". Plus Fox Noise [Ding!], another O'Reilly attack, and the Pulitzer-worthy Puppet Theater! Here's a heads up: tonight marked a milestone on The Hour of Spin--the kind of milestone Keith should bring to his next therapy session.
#5: Shockeroo! Olby just discovers that Democrats also claim they can keep America safe. It's an all-out assault on Madame Hillary as, just by coincidence, the polls show her behind Obama by double-digits. The voters she visited are "purportedly" undecided. She criticized other candidates! And--worst of all--she mentioned Al Qaeda! She "played the fear card"! Man, when the wheel turns on OlbyPlanet, Krazy Keith doesn't look back. He compares Hillary to Karl Rove [Ding!]. She's trying to "bait" Obama. This is a surreal, bizarro-planet version of The Hour of Spin, where suddenly he's spinning furiously against the candidate he has been slobbering over for months. All this right after Oralmann got pummelled by the Daily Kos as being a shill for Hill.
Onto the Repubs. Oh look, he calls Mitt Romney "Willard". Hey, that's just like they do at Kos. Coincidence? We'll have to give "Willard" the bell treatment. Mike Huckabee is an "Arkansas governee". Mention of "Obamo". Slippery Shuster joins in and after Bathman's frantic spinning, Robin actually sounds semi-impartial by comparison. Next up, the Wolffe Man, who hears Fat Ass again compare Hillary to Rove [Ding!]. KO said she's "echoing Rudy Giuliani" and that she'll lose more votes than she'll gain. Wow! Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't pull the mask off The Lone Ranger, and for God's sake don't say anything that irritates the infamous, deplorable Keith Olbermann. He'll turn on you and toss you out like a used-up Handi-Wipe. Great thanks.
After another Fox Noise [Ding!] came #4: after building up Obama, a chance to tear down the Repubs. It's "Willard" again [Ding!]. McCain has been old "since 1965". Olby brought up "schisms" among Republicans, and Lefty Alter said the Democrats are in much better shape because they are so much closer to settling on a nominee. It's official: on OlbyPlanet, Hillary is toast. Fric and Frac found fault with every Republican mentioned. Many thanks.
After another promo ("With Billo it's never Ovo") and an attack on Bill Kristol we got #3: Why the Democratic race could be over after New Hampshire (with Obama winning, natch, according to the new OlbyPlanet meme). Even Todd wasn't exactly buying a ticket onto that train but he didn't rule it out. Mention of Edwards and Olby's "greatest possible respect" for him as prelude to a diss. Another diss of Hillary. Another diss of Edwards. Hillary is Rove [Ding!]. Meet the new host of The Hour of Spin: Keith Olbamamann! Great thanks.
#2: There wasn't any so that Keith could spend more time on attacks later. The Media Matters Minute was lifted as usual from Fat Ass's favorite smear site (Blue Blog Source: Hillary Clinton's Media Matters).
#1: What is it in Keith Olbermann's diseased core that makes him chortle with glee when Sean Hannity is accosted by a angry mob and seeks to protect himself and those with him from possible physical attack? Seriously, this goes beyond schadenfreude, Keith. It's sick.
And "puppet theater" is tiresome, noxious juvenalia. Fox Noise! [Ding!] He's "pathologically violent", suggested the man who said he would like to knife Mr Bill. (But those crowds running after Hannity, they were peaceful Quakers.) Of course we got Loofah! [Ding!] Loofah! [Ding!] So we'll counter with our own keywords: Merlot! Restraining Order! Rebecca Lobo! But this is another milestone for the infamous, deplorable Keith Olbermann. A rotten, unhealthy milestone, but a milestone nonetheless. It marks attack #400 on the greatest Olbsession of them all, Bill O'Reilly.
Olbermann's book The book that bears Olbermann's name languishes at #91,091 on amazon, while "Culture Warrior" is #24,577. (It's that 2-for-$25 sale!) Barnes & Noble has the OlbyTome at #34,395; O'Reilly's book is #2,843 there. In the battle of the paperbacks: Amazon lists Culture Warrior at #3,254, while Oralmann's book is a towering #22,466. Guffaw! You would think the big electoral news would have given Herr Olbermann some sort of bump on Friday. But Olby again lost to O'Reilly...in fact, he lost by more than three to one! The eeevil O'Reilly had over three million viewers. Say, could that be the reason for the ferocity of Oralmann's attacks on him tonight? Ya think?