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"COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN" (8:00 P.M.-9:00 P.M. ET)
Host: Keith Olbermann
The last opening spiel of the week was bellowed by The Daily Kos's very own Keith Olbermann: Giuliani shows 9/11 images in a commercial! Hillary Clinton's day-old flight attendant video! Lost White House emails "could be illegal"! [Unless they're not] Attack on Lou Dobbs, attack on O'Reilly! Plus another one of those cant-miss Olbermann Special Apologies. It's casual Friday at Olbermann Watch.
#5: Fluff about Hillary and Mrs Obama, including the airplane video ("Senator Shecky"). Some piddling Obama flub. KO stammered about Hillary with Tyra Banks ("no emotion") and pouted over Edwards's fading poll humbers. Olbermann's Brain sniggered and was Great Thanksed. Olby attacked Huckabee and then turned to fake outrage over Rudy's ad with 9/11 video in it (Blue Blog Source: Huff'n'Puff). It's never happened before, whined Oralmann to Slippery Shuster. It's desperation! Slippery piled on: Rudy's campaign is a "miserable failure" (tm Dick Gephardt). The ad is grotesque!
Stop the tivo! It's another great moment in Olbypocrisy. Funny how we never heard one word of criticism from OlbyPlanet about this ad. How about it, Monkeymann? What say you? Oh, and the "it's never happened before bit"? Do you think this qualifies as Another Olbermann Lie? Perhaps you can get Herr Olbermann to do a correction--just email him at futility.com.
Then it was time for Krazy Keith to grovel before the Kossacks. Yes, it was another of Keith Olbermann's trademark Special Apologies. Don't worry about the substance of it; it only bears mention because it shows just how far Oralmann will lower himself to pander to the Kos Kids. (You'd think raising money for them would be enough, but then again, this is OlbyPlanet.)
#4: When will the nominations be decided? Not even on Super Tuesday, says Todd. Unless of course they are decided on Super Tuesday. After a Fixed News [Ding!] came #3: Keith Olbermann's Criminal Rehabilitation Program met again, featuring Olby's favorite felon. Lost emails are full of "smoking guns". The "White House" outed Valerie Plame. (A Golden Oldie Olbermann Lie: Plame was outed by Armitage at the State Department). Nixon! [Ding!]. The disbarred lawyer says it's "serious", and then thinks he's talking about tapes instead of emails.
#2: Dr Phil, Britney, book plug, bragging about sales when numbers are "weighted". #1: Some crap I skipped over. In the Media Matters Minute, "crackpot" Lou Dobbs (Blue Blog Source: Hillary Clinton's Media Matters), and the worst was, of course, you-know-who (Attack #403, Blue Blog Source: Crooks & Liars). Oralmann made several factual errors on this last one, but that's to be expected on OlbyPlanet.
If it's Friday, it's our weekly assessment of Krazy Keith's masculinity. This week Monkeymann attacked Fox and other broadcasters 28 times. Olby's source (Hillary Clinton's Media Matters) criticized (MS)NBC 17 times, but Keithy protected his corporate masters with zero criticisms. That makes this week's Olbermann Manhood Quotient: -90 [Cruise limp].
On Thursday night, Bear found himself in third place once again, losing to both the eeevil O'Reilly as well as Nancy Grace in the coveted, pivotal, much-beloved, critical, all-important "key demo". And if CNN's hit-and-run-killer had been on Olby would've lost to him too. Tonight's MisterMeter reading: 2 [LOW]