Since Keith and everyone over at MSDNC loves to have a good laugh at Republican speeches, or finding something to put them on Worst Person.

I wonder if Keith will have anything to say. Or have a good laugh, about this?

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01212008/news/regionalnews/bill_has_a_dream_474243.htm

Even Money, Bill wasn't dreaming about Hillary.

Yeah, I saw that. That was pretty funny. I can't really blame Bill though. Heck, I'm 29 and I've dozed off a little bit here and there. But I have a feeling the Obama folks will try to spin this like everything else so far.

"OPEN THREAD for MLK DAY
For those who want to discuss Oliver Stone movies and other assorted drivel please use this thread for your fascinating discussions."

Such a relevant and respectful way to recognize the life of Martin Luther King. This is an ideal example of how right-wingers show respect for their betters.

"OPEN THREAD for MLK DAY
For those who want to discuss Oliver Stone movies and other assorted drivel please use this thread for your fascinating discussions."

Such a relevant and respectful way to recognize the life of Martin Luther King. This is an ideal example of how right-wingers show respect for their betters.

▪ Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates.

▪ Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation.

▪ Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify.

▪ Most number of witnesses to die suddenly.

▪ First president sued for sexual harassment.

▪ First president accused of rape.

▪ First president to be held in contempt of court.

▪ First president to be impeached for personal malfeasance.

▪ First first lady to come under criminal investigation.

▪ Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign-contribution case.

▪ Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions.

▪ Number of Starr-Ray investigation convictions or guilty pleas to date: one governor, one associate attorney general and two Clinton business partners: 14.

▪ Number of Cabinet members who came under criminal investigation: 5.

▪ Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine that were convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47.

▪ Number of these convictions during Clinton's presidency: 33.

▪ Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61.

▪ Number of congressional witnesses who pleaded the Fifth Amendment, fled the country to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed: 122.

▪ Guilty pleas and convictions obtained by Donald Smaltz in cases involving charges of bribery and fraud against former Agriculture Secretary Mike Espy and associated individuals and businesses: 15; acquitted or overturned cases (including Espy): 6.

▪ Clinton machine crimes for which convictions were obtained: drug trafficking, 3; racketeering, extortion, bribery, 4; tax evasion, kickbacks, embezzlement, 2; fraud, 12; conspiracy, 5; fraudulent loans, illegal gifts, 1; illegal campaign contributions, 5; money laundering, 6; perjury, et al.

▪ Number of times that Clinton figures who testified in court or before Congress said that they didn't remember, didn't know, or something similar: Bill Kennedy, 116; Harold Ickes, 148; Ricki Seidman, 160; Bruce Lindsey, 161; Bill Burton, 191; Mark Gearan, 221; Mack McLarty, 233; Neil Egglseston, 250; John Podesta, 264; Jennifer O'Connor, 343; Dwight Holton 348; Patsy Thomasson, 420; Jeff Eller, 697; and Hillary Clinton, 250.

Believe it or not, this exhaustive list omits even lengthier lists – on public record – of crimes investigated, public officials and reporters intimidated, threatened and muzzled, and the raft of dead people associated with the Clintons who died by guns, knives, alleged suicides, etc.

Apparently, the Clinton Scandal Squad enforcers believed that nothing was more important than protecting the co-presidents from realizing their relentlessly leftwing agenda – this in spite of the fact that by 1998 under the Clinton co-presidency, the GOP gained 48 seats in the House, 8 seats in the Senate, 11 governorships, and 1,254 seats in state legislatures, and that during their tenure, 439 (out of 1,998 Democrats) became Republicans as opposed to 3 Republicans who became Democrats.

Hillary's…Um…Character Throughout her scandal-contaminated eight years in the White House, Hillary – having refined her skills in deflection, dissimulation and denial – became comfortably entrenched in her self-created briar patch. With increasing audacity and a confidence borne of "beating the system," she also displayed behavior that didn't quite rise to the level of scandal but certainly occupied other, rather lowly, categories:

Megalomania: Hillary refused to acknowledge – publicly or in print – the woman who in essence wrote her 1996 book, "It Takes a Village."

Lying: Hillary gave false testimony about her co-defendant Ira Magaziner, who helped her conduct secret meetings about her failed plan to socialize U.S. medicine.

Obstruction of Justice: the "smartest woman in the world" couldn't remember where she placed the Rose law firm billing records that were subpoenaed in 1994, until they magically reappeared two years later in the White House library.

Tastelessness: In 1999, after the wife of terrorist Yasir Arafat told the co-president that Israel was deliberately poisoning Palestinians, Hillary saw fit to embrace her. And that is not to omit what Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Michael Goodwin called her "rancid race baiting" remarks at a recent Martin Luther King Jr. celebration about Republicans running "the House" like a "plantation." Significantly, she omitted mention of the holiday that Arkansans celebrated during her years in the state house that honored Dr. King while at the same time honoring Robert E. Lee, the Confederate general who fought to allow the South to keep blacks enslaved.

Selective Amnesia: In her 2004 book, "Living History," Hillary strangely omitted mention of her own and her husband's key associates, men with whom she took numerous photographs and who donated millions of dollars to her husband's campaigns, going back to their Arkansas days. These include – among dozens of other shady characters and outright criminals – Moctar Riady, the Indonesian billionaire owner of the Lippo banking company (the partner of which is the Chinese communist government and reputedly a front for Chinese espionage), and his son James, who eventually pleaded guilty to campaign violations.

Contempt for Women: The world got its first glimpse of Hillary’s shabby character when she was co-running for the co-presidency in 1992 and – with what turned out to be supreme irony – told Steve Kroft on "60 Minutes" that she "wouldn't be some 'stand by your man' woman like [country-music icon] Tammy Wynette."

Her low regard for women continued through the 1990s as the White House went after many but certainly not all of the president's women – Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, and Elizabeth Ward Gracen – by auditing their tax returns, and, in 1997, leaking Paula Jones' confidential tax returns to the press.

According to Candace E. Jackson in her book, “The Women Targeted by the Clinton Machine,” Hillary “was right there in the inner circle taking a lead in giving these women zero credibility, in attacking them in public and through the press and in participating in all of these scare tactics, like hiring private investigators to threaten them and follow them…[she] is either as misogynistic as her husband or she is simply willing to conspire to mistreat women if that's what it takes to preserve their political careers."

Obama and Clinton are destroying eachother on the CNN debate.

Hillary and Obama are talking nice now

Posted by: A N O N Y M O U S at January 21, 2008 9:35 AM

Obama and Clinton are destroying eachother on the CNN debate.

Posted by: Does Anybody Remember Laughter?? at January 21, 2008 9:26 PM

Such a relevant and respectful way to recognize the life of Martin Luther King. This is an ideal example of how right-wingers show respect for their betters.

Posted by: Sir Loin of Beef at January 21, 2008 8:52 PM

What did you do today, other than spread your hate? Eat oatmeal? Bar-b que? Paint your face and walk up and down your street? Listen to rap? Just curious...

"While his main GOP rivals campaigned in Florida, Huckabee sat quietly through a nearly four-hour King ceremony at the Ebenezer Baptist Church."

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8UAI7FO0&show_article=1

Not an endorsement, just sayin'

Sharon,

You are so naive. Everything "Gomer Pyle" Huckabee does is to further his political prospects.

That was in response to SLOB's comment. I am sure he considers Huckabee a RW'er. Hillary sent Bill.

Sharon,

Just tell me that Huckabee's not your boy. Please!

Sharon,

Just tell me that Huckabee's not your boy. Please!

Sharon,

See how upsetting it is to me to think that you might be a Huckabee supporter? It made me double post!

Sharon,

MY husband went out of town today, and I've been reading this Stephen King book and I think I'm going to have to sleep with the lights on tonight. :D

Cecelia,

Maybe you should be reading things like "Little Women" instead.

Sharon,

See how upsetting it is to me to think that you might be a Huckabee supporter? It made me double post!

Posted by: Rico at January 21, 2008 11:00 PM

Rico you're taking all this far too seriously...

It was just an offhand comment, Rico. It looks like Huckabee is going to be the spoiler, just as Thompson was to Huckabee.

Cecelia,

Maybe you should be reading things like "Little Women" instead.

Posted by: Rico at January 21, 2008 11:02 PM

Done that... Beth dies...

Cecelia,

I can see Huckabee as the goon in a Stephen King novel. I think the guy is creepy.

Cecelia,

I haven't read King in a long time. Are you reading a new one?

Yes, Sharon-- Lisey's Story.

Done that... Beth dies...
Posted by: Cecelia at January 21, 2008 11:08 PM

Speaking of spoilers, you need to put the requisite warning ;)

What is the premise in a few words? (If you'll indulge me)

Speaking of spoilers, you need to put the requisite warning ;)

Posted by: Sharon at January 21, 2008 11:11 PM

Oh, like you haven't read everything Louisa Mae Alcott wrote... :D

Just trying to be considerate.

Writer's wife. He is dead. Very famous and successful. She is dealing with this papers. She's dealing with people who want them enough to kill for them. She's dealing with some clues he left her because he foresaw this. She's dealing with memories of the tales he told her about his hideous childhood and a family secret.

Thanks, much better than Wiki. I'll have to check the library.

His papers, rather. A new manuscript, short stories, notes, etc.

Catch ya later...

Thanks, much better than Wiki. I'll have to check the library.

Posted by: Sharon at January 21, 2008 11:17 PM

It's not as good as King's The Girl Who Loved Tom...something or another.

Nite!

Such a relevant and respectful way to recognize the life of Martin Luther King. This is an ideal example of how right-wingers show respect for their betters.

Posted by: Sir Loin of Beef at January 21, 2008 8:52 PM

"I don't feel no ways tired." Hillary in '07 on mlk day, with her fake accent.

'08 mlk day, Bill sleeps through mlk speech in Harlem. How's that for respect, slob?

Not a peep from the orange faced hack. Shocker!

Done that... Beth dies...

Posted by: Cecelia at January 21, 2008 11:08 PM

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Curiously, Rico, what specifically do you find crrepy [sic] about Huckabee?

Posted by: A N O N Y M O U S at January 22, 2008 8:22 AM

Anon, my vote for creepy guy in disguise is Silky Pony (John Edwards). SP is the natty fussy pefectionist, the kind of guy who would blow a gasket if you accidentally moved something on his desk a half inch from where it had been sitting for the last 18 years.

If you ever saw the recent movie Mr. Brooks with Kevin Costner (a pretty decent murder mystery flick), you know what I mean. SP could have played the title role in this movie to the hilt.

Bill Clinton was probably dreaming about either Erin Burnett, Courtney Friel, Beyonce, or Tyra Banks; maybe even at once (lmao).

Do I take it you don't find Huckabee creepy, or just less so that Edwards?

Posted by: A N O N Y M O U S at January 22, 2008 1:58 PM

No, I do share your sentiment about the Huck creepy factor to a degree. I can't vote for him because his lack of grace when he gets criticized reminds of the Clintons, who tended to be moral preeners whenever questioned or doubted. Maybe it's an Arkansas thing, I don't know. McCain is the same way.

In what way has Edwards "completely aliented [you] during the electoral process"? I am shocked. I thought if ever there was an Edwards man, you were it.

anony has, in the past, supported dk, too. She's all over the map.

It must have been Mrs. Philby who I remember saying she made donations to dk. My mistake, anony.

Hard to believe anyone seriously thought of Thompson as presidential material.
And then along comes RK........

Posted by: Why Don't You Think at January 22, 2008 8:46 PM

Hard to believe you can feed yourself.

Johnny, patsy is ruining this blog. On that note, I am done posting here as long he is allowed to make posts under my name.

Johnny, patsy is ruining this blog. On that note, I am done posting here as long he is allowed to make posts under my name.

Posted by: royal king at January 22, 2008 10:04 PM

RK, think about this. People may pretend to be all sorts of things online but inevitably who they really are comes through.

Everyday we are told how much better liberals are than conservatives...but has that ever been borne out here? What have seen from the folks telling us they're superior-- lies, pretensions, thuggery, obscenity, rage, and instability.

Don't go. Don't do anything on account of the clowns. You've been here quite awhile and enjoy the blog.

Stay.

Every single day.
Case in point: Cecelia and RK's posts.

Posted by: at January 22, 2008 11:35 PM

Here's where you just give a little shout out and savor the irony, RK... Thanks Chickenblogger! (WHy, Patsy, etc...) :D

Mich. Denies Illegal Immigrants Licenses

By TIM MARTIN
Associated Press

LANSING, Mich. (AP) -- Michigan will no longer let illegal immigrants get driver's licenses, a practice just seven other states continue to allow.

Michigan Secretary of State Terri Lynn Land, who oversees the motor vehicle department, announced the new policy Monday and said it takes effect Tuesday.

The new policy also prohibits people who are legal but not permanent U.S. residents from getting licenses. Legislation to allow those on temporary work or student visas to get licenses is pending in the Legislature.

No need to "shout out". The little twerp is right under your skirt, not far away.

Posted by: at January 22, 2008 11:45 PM

The "shout out" was to you, under your bridge and hopefully very far away, indeed.

My! What a big ass you have!

Posted by: royal king at January 23, 2008 12:01 AM

No, that's your nose. Remove it please.

You heard the lady, "Michelle" and "Ann" GET THE FUCK OUT!

Only enough room under Cecelia's skirt for royal king.

"Michelle" and "Ann" GET THE FUCK OUT! From under the bridge! SCAMP! NOW!

Posted by: royal king at January 23, 2008 12:12 AM

That's right, sweety, the only thing that could accomodate that many voices is your head.

Bobo said:

"Mich. Denies Illegal Immigrants Licenses

By TIM MARTIN
Associated Press

LANSING, Mich. (AP) -- Michigan will no longer let illegal immigrants get driver's licenses, a practice just seven other states continue to allow.

Michigan Secretary of State Terri Lynn Land, who oversees the motor vehicle department, announced the new policy Monday and said it takes effect Tuesday.

The new policy also prohibits people who are legal but not permanent U.S. residents from getting licenses. Legislation to allow those on temporary work or student visas to get licenses is pending in the Legislature.

Posted by: Why Don't You Think at January 22, 2008 11:46 PM "

This is outrageous! I am sure that HuffPo, the KosKidz, Media Matters etc will expose THIS to the antiseptic light of day!

While I wait for the big guns to support my lone battle I must SPEAK OUT, feebly though it may be, to defend my country from a jackboot stomping on our neck and propelling us into a fascist tyranny.

If this violation of our civil rights had been forced upon us prior to 9/11 those illegal aliens who had drivers licenses (and half were registered to vote) might not have been able to hijack planes and murder thousands of Americans.

How dare the Neocons run roughshod over the poor innocent ILLEGAL aliens.

Grammie

Posts Pcuk:

"Even Money, Bill wasn't dreaming about Hillary."

END QUOTE

Willie's dreaming about that new fat chick that just hired on to Hillary's campaign in AR who is fresh out of college and how easy it is to fool black people to get their votes.

The greatest hypocracy in the world is some stinking, white, cracker, racist liberal going to a black church.

Pisses SLOB, the Walking Dead Woman Hater:

"Such a relevant and respectful way to recognize the life of Martin Luther King. This is an ideal example of how right-wingers show respect for their betters."

END QUOTE

Um, my only "betters" is the one you deny exists that you will answer too soon.

We see how liberal pukes treat a man such as George Bush who attended the funeral of Corretta and was ridiculed and a couple of years ago when GW went to Atlanta to celebrate the birthday of MLK and was blasted.

It's dumb fucks like you the reason racism exists. You are one of the biggest racists in the country. It's dumb fucks like you that look the other way when a black make a mistake because "he doesn't know better". You are a racist SLOB.

RK's responce to a smart ass remark from SLOB:

"What did you do today, other than spread your hate? Eat oatmeal? Bar-b que? Paint your face and walk up and down your street? Listen to rap? Just curious..."

END QUOTE

You left off jack off.

Writes ANONYMOUS:

"My heart is with Edward's positions, Hank, but he has completely alienated me during the election process. I could never vote for him."

END QUOTE

DUring the election process? ROTFLMFAO, bwahahahahahaha. I lived in NC from 92 to 05 and now live about a seven iron from the stateline in SC but work in NC.

This is the same piece if shit that was a US Senator. This is the same POS that jumped on the VP ticket with Bore because he knew he could not win his Senate seat back in 04.

If you think extorting money from companies are good policies then you need to move to Cuba or Venuzuela.

Edwards is nothing more than a scumbag lawyer who is out only for his own conceited self with his faggot hair. He is despised in NC and SC. I know. I live here.

"Is this improvement in the circumstances of the lower ranks of the people to be regarded as an advantage or as an inconvenience to the society? The answer seems at first sight to be abundantly plain. Servant, labourers, and workmen of various kinds make up the fat greater part of every great political society. But what improves the circumstances of the greater part can never be regarded as an inconveniency to the whole. No society can surely be flourishing and happy. of which the far greater part of he members are poor and miserable. It is equity, besides, that they they who feed, cloath, and lodge the whole body of the people. should have such a share of the produce of their own labour as to be themselves tolerably well fed, cloathed, and lodged."

Only an utter partisan tool like Phony Ted-Neck Bush could issue two such profoundly self-contradictory statements in such close proximity:

"The greatest hypocracy in the world is some stinking, white, cracker, racist liberal going to a black church."

Posted by: Phony Soldier at January 23, 2008 8:26 AM

"We see how liberal pukes treat a man such as George Bush who attended the funeral of Corretta and was ridiculed and a couple of years ago when GW went to Atlanta to celebrate the birthday of MLK and was blasted."

Posted by: Phony Soldier at January 23, 2008 8:31 AM

Is there a bigger racist at this site than this moron ?

Posted by: at January 23, 2008 9:14 PM

Are you black? If so, we'll sue him! What's his name?

The name jackers are at it again.

Posted by: Why Don't You Think at January 23, 2008 9:18 PM

He's one of yours.

Sorry, Bobo.

I should have known b/c the writer gave proper attribution.

Grammie

Such a sweet old lady.
I hope she breaks a hip and lies on her bathroom floor for four days before her neighbors find her.

Posted by: at January 24, 2008 2:07 PM

Watch out for us, greenlee! Yep, he's one of yours, again!

Such a sweet old lady.
I hope she breaks a hip and lies on her bathroom floor for four days before her neighbors find her.
Posted by: at January 24, 2008 2:07 PM

I don't think her husband would find her, I sure he's pretty "backed up"

I don't think her husband would find her, I sure he's pretty "backed up"

Posted by: at January 24, 2008 7:14 PM

We already know you're a loser. No need to keep proving it. Your closely related parents must be real proud......

Such a sweet old lady.
I hope she breaks a hip and lies on her bathroom floor for four days before her neighbors find her.
Posted by: at January 24, 2008 2:07 PM

I don't think her husband would find her, I sure he's pretty "backed up"
Posted by: at January 24, 2008 7:14 PM

I think she'd merely somersault across the tile, twirl off the towel bar, and have enough momentum to bounce off your cement skull...

but what else is new...

I don't think her husband would find her, I sure he's pretty "backed up"

Posted by: at January 24, 2008 7:14 PM

Million bucks it's patsy/why.

Loser, it was one of you two. That's the reasoning behind patsy/why. I can't go wrong!

Million bucks it's patsy/why.

Posted by: The real royal king at January 24, 2008 8:06 PM

Wrong again genius

Posted by: Why don't you just beg to J$ again, crybaby at January 24, 2008 9:13 PM

I don't need no damn GED!

I have an STD and a note from the veterinarian to prove it!

Posted by: why/patsy at January 24, 2008 5:16 PM

LOL!!

Posted by: at January 24, 2008 9:15 PM
Olbermann: blah, blah, blah,
Bush sucks blah blah Darth Vader

Posted by: Typical Butt Kissing on Meltdown at January 24, 2008 5:41 PM

Did I hear Darth Vader? Sharon, is that you? Back from Jawa so soon?

How's Yoda doing?

Posted by:why/patsy at January 24, 2008 9:17 PM

13, 15, 17. Budda bing, budda boom. Same loser/coward.

Grow an ovary so you can ask Johnny BU$HWIPE.
Hopefully by then Johnny BU$HWIPE will have grown his own ovary to come and tell you are wrong.

Again.
Posted by: No. DUMBSHIT! I mean Bovine at January 24, 2008 10:05 PM

And the fact that it takes knowledge of an ISP to distinguish him from any other idiot... is his own fault...

He is NOT distinguishable. :D

Carry on.

Transparent as they come.......

AL QAEDA’S DENTIST

London dentist Sohail Qureshi told the police he was just off to celebrate the Muslim festival of Eid with his family in Pakistan…

But instead of dental floss and fluoride, Qureshi, 30, tried to board a plane at Heathrow Airport with $18,000 in cash, a night vision scope, two metal batons, terror handbooks, extremist material, military information on CDs and medical supplies.

Security services didn’t buy Qureshi’s vacation story and ended his trip before it could start.

Describing his “vacation” in an e-mail, Qureshi wrote, "Pray that I kill many, brother. Revenge, revenge, revenge." On an extremist Web forum, he added, “I am not going for good as far as I know, it is only a 14- to 20-day operation, if it's in Pak, Afg or Waz."

“I am not going for good as far as I know, it is only a 14- to 20-day operation, if it's in Pak, Afg or Waz."
Posted by: Average American Patriot at January 24, 2008 10:40 PM

****Any similarity between this post and any post by the individual known as Patsy is purely coincidental. Reverse writing of this type of post, whether by looking at the source or observing the operations of said source, for the sole purpose of finding such similarities is not permitted and will give rise to claims of victimization from aforementioned party