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"COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN" (8:00 P.M.-9:00 P.M. ET)
Host: Keith Olbermann
Keith Oralmann bellowed the opening spiel: Hooray, we've reached 4,000! Clinton lies about Bosnia! Carville calls Richard a Judas! McPeak raises McCarthyism! And a Polish Puppet Theater! (Why not? That's one ethnic group Olby hasn't insulted lately!). It's a blue Monday at Olbermann Watch and Keith not only serves up more Olbermann lies, he also smears Brit Hume by slicing and dicing a quote so much that, after it goes through the Olby VegaMatic, it means the opposite of what was actually said!
#5: Keith has been waiting and salivating for that 4,000 number, and since so many in the media have been waiting for it to unleash another torrent of stories, the terrorists obliged and redoubled their efforts to get there as quickly as possible. Good work, Olby. Cheney is evil for thanking our volunteer forces. Bush is evil for not following opinion polls. Monkeymann claimed Bush never met with Cindy Sheehan. Another Olbermann Lie! (they met in 2004). How dare Cheney mention that we have an all-volunteer force? He's even eviller than he was a few minutes ago! The Wolffe Man parroted and simpered and was Great Thanksed.
Time to turn the sights on Richard McCain: he's in bed with Usama Bin Laden! Say what? Because UBL said Iraq is the central front, and so did McCain, therefore... Well you get the drift. It's OlbyLogic at its most diseased. The way to avoid further deaths depends on whether you--you credulous sheeple out there--elect a Democrat or a Republican. Ah that's our Keef: "We must move beyond partisanship....except for me". How do people get the crazy idea that the surge--oops, sorry, the escalation [Ding!]--is a success? Reickhoff repeated OlbySpin but refused to buy into Herr Olbermann's claim that the troops "died in vain". He wasn't Great Thanksed, but he was Pleasured.
#4: It's "breaking news!" At least it would have been had it been about four hours earlier. Clinton "misspoke" about landing in Bosnia. Fat Ass spent what seemed like an eternity nitpicking every single detail about Clinton's TARMAC account, and then doing it again to make sure the dense viewers had the message pounded into their heads: Hillary lied. Finally he took a breath and allowed Lefty Alter to essentially ditto it all, who was not Great Thanksed.
#3: Surrogates battle each other. Judas! McCarthy! How to spin this in Obama's favor? Easy! Hillary is trying to raise money on the bickering, and therefore she is eeevil. Todd was there for the ritual delegate counting and--surprise!--the numbers haven't changed since the last time he appeared. Maybe that's because there haven't been any primaries or caucuses. Ya think? Bear worried sick that the bickering might hurt the Dems chances in November. Hot Toddy was Great Thanksed.
#2: Plug for #1. #1: Some Polish variety of Puppet Theater, which we didn't watch for fear of losing our Polish temper at the infamous, deplorable one.
In the Media Matters Minute, Fixed News [Ding!], Fox Noise [Ding!] and someone had bedbugs, Bill Kristol (Blue Blog Source: Hillary Clinton's Media Matters), and Brit Hume (Blue Blog Source: Think Progress). Fixed News! Oralmann called Hume a "McCain supporter" (Olbermann Lie) and "press spokesman", and claimed Hume said this:
It's probably just a blip. The feeling was not that he's a dope, didn't know his way around. He might have had a senior moment there.
Then Bear raised his voice and added:
You want we should elect a guy who has senior moments about starting wars? These are my choices, he's a dope, he's a liar, or he has senior moments?
Here's a great example of how the infamous, deplorable Keith Olbermann lies. In this case, by doctoring a quote so heavily that it bears little relation to the actual spoken words. Here is what Hume actually said, with some key parts in bold that Edward R Olbermann simply left out, because it worked against his propaganda:
I think it's probably just a blip, but it was a bigger blip than he wanted or needed at the time. I think the overall impression of the trip was this is a man welcomed by, knowledgeable of and comfortable with foreign leaders across a big part of the globe. But the mistake, nonetheless, raises questions not about his knowledgability -- we all kinda believe he has that -- the question, perhaps, about his age, which is an issue. You know, the feeling was not that he's a dope, didn't know his way around, that he might have had a senior moment there, and that's unfortunate for him.
Fat Ass was insistent on calling Hume McCain's "press agent". That meant KO couldn't allow the full statement to be aired. Especially since it raised the age issue, the very thing Olby was pretending to have noticed so brilliantly! So Merkle doctored the quote just for the pleasure of calling names and smearing Brit Hume. Can the deeply insecure, diseased psyche of Keith Olbermann possibly sink to any greater depths of depravity?
And that's The Hour of Spin for this, the 688th day since the declaration that "Karl Rove will in fact be indicted".
Tonight's MisterMeter reading: 4 [GUARDED]