"COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN" (8:00 P.M.-9:00 P.M. ET)

Host: Keith "Czechoslovakia" Olbermann

Topics:

• ATTACK McCAIN AND HIS CAMPAIGN
• ATTACK KARL ROVE
• ATTACK FOX
• ATTACK DAN QUAYLE

Guests:

• Craig Crawford, Olbermann's Brain
• Comedian Rachel Madcow, Err America
• Richard Wolffe, UK exchange student
• And Margaret Carlson as "The Beaver"

It's getting harder and harder to take Keith Oralmann seriously. Just when you think he can't possibly out-do his previous gaffes, tonight he raised the bar. He accomplished the impossible: he surpassed himself. It's Olbypocrisy that goes way beyond '11'.

J$:
We'll summarize quickly here so as to get to Herr Olbermann's ginormous attack of self-unaware hypocrisy as soon as possible. #5 was ten minutes of feigned outrage because McCain used Britney Spears in an ad. Olbermann's Brain returned to chortle (it's good to know Floyd the Barber has found work), Comedian Rachel Madcow, tonight playing a political strategist, piled on. #4 was another appearance by that renowned expert on American politics: The (Limey) Wolffe Man. When Keith wasn't formulating the Longest Run-On Questions in the World, The Beaver chewed the scenery in #3, while the supposed-to-be-funny jokes about Dan Quayle in #1 didn't even raise a chuckle from The Laughing Stagehand.

There was the obligatory attack on Fixed News [Ding!] for a mistaken Obama/Osama banner (leaving out, of course, the on-air apology). They should be fired! But what about MSNBC? Keithy has always protected his corporate masters--there have been at least three dogs that have yet to bark. Yeah, that's Olbypocrisy, but this blows that out of the water...

SB_Mich:
Classic. In WPitW segment, the MinuteMan named O`Rielly the 2nd Worse person in the world because Bill doesn't want to pay more taxes. This from a person who has tax agencies across the country trying to catch up to him for his tax fraud.

J$:
[Ding! Ding! Ding!] We definitely have a winner here. Quoting from Bathtub Boy:

OLBERMANN: What Dollar Billo is not telling you, and I as another member of that 1% of Americans who paid an astounding 40% of all federal income tax in 2006 will tell you, is that we made 22% of all income in 2006. That is believed to be the largest percentage since 1929. And still the average tax burden for the top 1% was at its lowest level in at least 18 years.... So remember vote for John McCain, because Bill O'Reilly thinks he pays too much in taxes.

Oh man, this is just too easy. Hey Keith, if you don't think taxes are too high, then maybe you'll get around to dealing with these:

• Deadbeat Olbermann Fails to Pay New York Taxes, State Issues Warrant
• Olbermann Tax Woes Mount
• Olbermann Runs From Tax Questions
• Kossacks in Frenzy Over OlbyWatch Story on Deadbeat Keith
• MSNBC Issues Non-Denial Denial on Olbermann Tax Warrant
• As MSNBC Spins Fourth Warrant Surfaces - Tax Totals Now Close to $150,000
• Fifth Warrant Surfaces for Deadbeat Keith
• AP Confirms Olbermann New York State Tax Warrant Still Open
• Smoking Gun: The Official New York State Olbermann Tax Warrant

Keith Olbermann, Biggest Hypocrite in the Woooorrrrrrrrrld!

Katy Turic:
From his desk on his fat pompous ass
Krazy Keith has no ethics or class
From his lies and spit-spews
To "Bill-O" and "Fixed News"
Keith appeals to the unshaven crass

And that's The Hour of Spin for this, the 815th day since the declaration that "Karl Rove will in fact be indicted".

Great thanks to our OlbyWatch recappers recapper who contributed!

5 Comments

By Mike C. on July 31, 2008 12:27 AM

I'm sorry I couldn't contribute, Johnny. Please, fellow commenters, let's pick up the tab on the recapping. Johnny can't do everything around here and neither can I, especially on a night where I was out. I'm not being patronizing by saying that.

By Quads on July 31, 2008 9:43 AM

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By Trajan75 on July 31, 2008 12:50 PM

Keith Olbermann is like a broken record. He says the same crap night after night. He just reads Leftist blogs and repeat them. He's reallu becoming boring.

By Trajan75 on July 31, 2008 12:50 PM

Keith Olbermann is like a broken record. He says the same crap night after night. He just reads Leftist blogs and repeat them. He's reallu becoming boring.

By Mike C. on July 31, 2008 7:38 PM

I agree. For me, he's becoming tedious. But this site can't survive on Johnny and Bob alone. So, I have to reluctantly do my part and listen to a desperate, radical left competitor tear into my humble correspondent.

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