The facts matter even less on Olbyplanet when Rachel Maddow is sitting in Captain Keith's seat. In the number 5 story, Maddow delivered a steady stream of lies and attacks against McCain. According to the grand high exalted mystic scholar, Gramm's wife was knee deep in the Enron scandal, Gramm wrote all the energy loopholes while in congress and is now simply working to make all his energy buddies even richer.

On a different note, Maddow is now officially playing the female version of Keith Olbermann, or should I say the closest thing to a female. She is following Fat Ass' countdown format to the T now, with voice inflections, stupid jokes, odd ball, even the laughing stagehand. Somehow, I think that Krazy Keith is getting some kind of perverse sexual gratification watching Maddow play the role of Olby while he sits at home in front of the TV watching doing god knows what.

I would guess he is probably trying to teach the jailbait how to sign her name rather than use an X.

Olby's jailbait, "Keith,why do I always have to wear this short butch wig, put fake moles on my neck and wear this playdoh on my adam's apple when she's on?"