Keith is vacationing at a bad time. Gallup has McCain tied with Obama.
Keiths high-ratcheted hyperbole is desperately needed. Get back to work on Monday, Keef, it is literally your broadcast that is needed to keep the pressure on the enemy. Yours is the finger in the dike.
Speaking of Maddow...

Mister Maddow sits in Keith's spot
Pathetic, if that's all they've got
When she appears
One can hear the Bronx cheers
It's a given the ratings are shot

LOL on that graphic of Rachel Olbermann. Or is it Keith Maddow?

Katy Turic had a big story on WPIX last night. Conducting man on the street interviews with commuters stuck in the rain at Grand Central Station. Edwina R Murrow in training.

Philly:

"LOL on that graphic of Rachel Olbermann. Or is it Keith Maddow?"

My vote is Rachel Olbermann.

Rachel and Keith are both girls.

Our Katy Turic is a woman.

Rachel Olbermann has an Adam's apple.

Philly you're on to something. Since Keith loves to talk about Ann Coulter's "Adam's apple", perhaps we should start referring to Rachel Maddow as "the only Countdown host with an Adam's apple".

Rachel is more handsome than Olby, that's for sure. Probably does better with the ladies as well.

Here's how observant I was when I saw the pic. I didn't even look closely enough to see Rachel Olbermann had some "work done" on that photo. These two must have been separated at birth, along with Eugene Levy.

I thought it was Data from Generations at first glance...

Next Generation you dope

Sharon, the hybrid Rachelmann/Keithcow does resemble Data.

I'm glad that someone else agrees so I don't appear like the loon that I am ;)

http://tinyurl.com/3zjb2b

Definitely separated at birth.

This is off-topic, but Barry Soetoro is a stumbling, bumbling fool who just got seriously clowned by McCain at Saddleback. I've never heard so many uhhhhs, mmmms or stammers from Empty Suit and that is saying a lot. No wonder he's terrified of town halls and debates. Answering questions is not his forte.

I just flipped over to CNN. David Brody interviewed Barry post-Saddleback, and Empty Suit seemed miffed and frustrated. Brody said Barry's comments during the interview were "heated". Waaaaaah!

Waiting to see McCain's interview next.

Sharon, Data's more life-like... :D

" For Obama though, simply showing up at Saddleback Church and talking about his Christian faith and giving us a glimpse into his soul is a win for him because a lot of people in this country still wrongly think he is a Muslim."

A comment from the blogosphere. This person did say that McCain is going to be much harder to beat than initially believed.

Cecelia,

lol And a lot more cool

By Sharon on August 16, 2008 9:39 PM

Sharon,

I was about to get on your case for your abusive language toward Sharon and smack you for calling Sharon a dope for saying "Data from Generations," which is just as correct as "Next Generation" since the title of the 1994 movie with the Star Trek TNG cast was "Generations."

I guess that makes you the dope, huh? No Sharon, not you, Sharon.

hahahahah

I called myself a dope because I was a big fan of the show. Now I am a double dope because I forgot about that movie (which I saw when it came out). I have had a few kids since then so you'll have to excuse me...

hahahahah...a

hat tip

hat trick plus 1

I need to be quiet now.

Resistance is futile.

ENGAGE!~

Make it so number 1

Everytime I see the Mz Whatzhername photo, I can't help but see Dustin Hoffman's Tootsie sans wig.

OMG. I am watching Fox and Friends, and Ellen Ratner (libnut alert) is a guest. She claimed that McCain had absolutely nothing to say at Saddleback, lost the "non-debate" and came off as a right-winger. She said he parroted the Bushes (Ding!). Ratner said Barry is a moderate (HAR!) Poor delusional moonbats. Thanks for the laughs this morning, Ellen.

The Barry Soetorites are rabid and out in force today in a pathetic attempt to brainwash the public into believing that their messiah's anemic Saddleback performance was a winner. Bad news Ellen - the public actually watched Barry's Saddleback debacle and are not as stupid as Democrats believe they are. Expect the moonbats to pitch jetlag as the reason for Barry's horrendous performance. Try inexper - I mean, he's not a strong enough legal or political thinker.

That site is pretty funny. Why it's labeled fictionI don't know, sounds just like him to me.

I found a way to tell Olbermann and Rachal Maddow apart. Her penis is just a little bigger than hers!

While watching olby go off on AA the other night I thought to myself, "this man is a bloviating retard". So he has inspired a couple of new words:

Word: Blo'tard
Definition: Bloviating retard.
Usage Example: Keith Olbermann is a blo'tard, see why at: www.olbermannwatch.com.
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Word: Olbytard
Definition: A deranged follower of a political cult led by demented blo'tard Keith Olbermann.
Usage Example: An Olbytard will believe anything that comes out of the merlot hole of the deranged nut job, Keith Olbermann.

We'll see if urban dictionary publishes the definitions intact.

I feel uneasy seeing that R-word or any part of the word. I play piano and I don't even feel comfortable with the word "ritardando."

Answering questions is not his forte.

by philly

Nor, is it within his pay grade! What a stumbling loser!