How's this for a an Obamatron nightmare?

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9:27PM ET Nov 4th: Victory celebrations break out across America as every state on the Atlantic coast from NC to ME, plus VT, goes early and heavy for Obama. 60%+ margins lead MSNBC to call the race for Obama at 9:10ET, and millions take to the streets to share their euphoria. Obama vote totals exceed 110% of registered voters in some precincts.

11:17PM ET Nov 4th: Trouble across the 'bitter-belt', as Bible Clingers in MO, IA & IN and Gun Clingers in OH & PA send those states to the McCain column. Obama suffers from a version of the 'Bradley Effect' in So. FL, as single issue 'friend of Israel' voters,in the privacy of the voting booth, succumb to their fears (and 'Obama is a Muslim' smears) and neglect to pull the lever for Obama. Combined with higher than expected pro-McCain turnout on W. FL's 'Redneck Riviera', this pushes FL into the McCain camp. Glee gives way to a cautious optimism for the Obama supporters in the streets.

02:44AM ET Nov 5th: CO win puts McCain at 269 in the EC, 1 vote from victory. At 30 Rock, company doctors advise treatment for Keith Olbermann.*
(*no ill wishes of course for the real Keith, but it would seem appropriate for the caricature of himself he plays on tv to "blow a fuse" at this point.:) )

05:41 ET Nov 5th: NV and the west coast for Obama. Wednesday morning the Nation awakes to an apparent 269-269 tie. Campaign officials and House leaders on both sides scramble to deploy squadrons of lawyers and to whip delegations as they gird for the expected battle to come in the House.

In the streets, disappointment and despair gives way to anger as scattered reports of unrest begin to come in.

At Bellevue Hospital, network execs decline demands to air one of Keith's obviously obsessed, Krazy & onerous orations. (K.o.o.K.o.o. Komment)

10:22AM ET Dec 15th: A female Democratic elector from ME (and former Hillary supporter), still seething over the passage of Prop 8 in CA and having never been comfortable with Obama's opposition to gay marriage, shocks her colleagues in Augusta and across the nation when she crosses party lines and votes McCain, declaring 'that'll teach you to be nice to womyn, sweetie'!

12:02PM ET Jan 20th: John Sydney McCain is sworn in as the 44th President of the United States. America goes on to see her troops come home victorious from the war on terror amid 4 yrs of unprecedented peace and prosperity under the McCain Administration.

God Bless America

Creative and beautiful. Would it just happen.