My dirt on G.Beck.:
1.Goofy lookin ( especially those earlobes)
2. Terrible hair
3. Too good at talking to the camera and crying at the same time.
4. Always telling his audience what they should be thinking about.
I know a 'cult of personality' type when I see one.
Other than that, he's a wonderful guy.

I got this from insiders (i love when they do that) at FNC that when Glenn eats lunch in the FNC Commissary. He steals all the ketchup pacs. Stu grabs the Mustard pacs.

Then, they create a diversion while Rodger Ailes steals pies. After that they all meet up in Hannity's office to split up the goods.

Kidding aside, wasn't there a story last year about Olby lurking around the Diamond Club at Shea stealing ketchup packs?

This one time, Glenn Beck came to my house and left the seat up.

There was this other time a colleague of Glenn Beck's died and he went on air and he looked real sad. He was going to go to the funeral but the bosses wouldn't spring for a first class ticket so he threw a temper tantrum.

Then there was this other time that Ben Affleck parodied Glenn Beck on SNL and when they were rehearsing he stormed down there and made a scene.

Then there was this other time that Bill O'Reilly booked Ben Affleck for his show and Glenn was so pissed that he demanded Affleck be re-booked for his show. When it didn't happen he just walked out and didn't come into work for a few days. When Judge Andrew Nepolitano was filling in he Twittered everybody to say "Glenn is sick and he'll be back in a few days".

When the story broke about Beck's temper tantrum he explained that Affleck was booked on the wrong show because they had a substitute booking girl and she screwed up and put Affleck on the O'Reilly Factor by mistake.

Now I remember!

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/keith_goes_nuts_over_ketchup_UxzES9cLzRDEZkXhJkqheO

Oh! I once saw Glenn in aisle 7 of a D'agostino's Supermarket and he broke open a bag of cookies, and I saw him eating some.

They looked like Oreos, but he was only licking the white part and throwing the black part back in the package! (like OMG! thats racist!)

And then he put the package back on the shelf and walked out!.

I'm soo ashamed to be a white man MS. Waters.

BTW: It's already off the front page of Daily Kos.

Something must be happening.

Beck once called Jeffery Immelt a "POO POO HEAD."

Once while driving, Beck didn't come to a complete stop at a "turn on red" intersection.

I heard Beck once forced a network to give his girlfriend a job.

Beck once used the the term Chickens and waffles in reference to a Black person.

Beck made a Anti-semantic remark about Chris Wallace.

Beck also made a racist remark about Michelle Malkin.

Beck lies about his ratings.

Beck stalked a former girlfriend.

It just goes on and on the eck is one f*ck up guy...New Lonesome Rose indeed,

I heard Beck once forced a network to give his girlfriend a job.

Beck once used the the term Chickens and waffles in reference to a Black person.

Beck made a Anti-semantic remark about Chris Wallace.

Beck also made a racist remark about Michelle Malkin.

Beck lies about his ratings.

Beck stalked a former girlfriend.

It just goes on and on this Beck is one f*ck up guy...New Lonesome Rose indeed.

OH, YEAH......In 6th grade, young Glenn once sneaked a peek up a girl's skirt. AAAAGGAAAHH!! It was Madcow! The boy hasn't been "right" since. At least HE'S got an excellent excuse!

I seen Glenn double dip a chip at a party once

He used a chin exerciser on his FOX show, so he has 2 chins

He walked his dog and let the dog poop without cleaning it up

He used to be a radio jock who drank too much

He pressed all the buttons on the elevator and laughed about it

This is all I could dig up on short notice. Since Keithy will read them here I will not bother posting them on his Daily KOS blog.

Wow I saw some of the stuff people posted, what a joke. Going after a private citizen is so sad. Glenn exposed a government official which has happened before with Dems and Repubs.

Beck has got to be made to pay for "forcing" President Obama to fire an avowed communist/truther from his administration. We've gotta help KO out. I have dirt that'll get Beck canned by Friday:

I seen Beck jaywalking the other day- that bastard. This is unacceptable. Hey Beck, I've got one word for you:

RESIGN!

(BTW, its common knowledge that GE/MSNBC and the Obama administration are "scratching each other's backs." What's the chance that the White House ordered Olbermann to "take out" Beck (Chicago style) in retaliation Jones? Also, anyone care to guess how many days until Van Jones is a guest on Countdown?)

h8olby your comment and picture are still posted at the daily kos. anyone whats to see it here the link it was posted at 11:12 this date.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/9/6/777880/-Send-Me-Everything-You-Can-Find-About-Glenn-Beck

someone asleep at the switch.
now for more Glenn Dirt, I hear he only gives a 14% tip when he goes out to eat,

he take the sugar packets home from resteruants

he lies about his kids age at movies so he can pay a cheaper price, and sometimes he goes to mulitplexs and pay for one movie and see two.

I posted links to Keith's dual Beck attacks from Thursday and Friday to my private Google Group. One of my friends in the group wrote back with this: "Keith O is an idiot!!!!! My daughter even pointed out that art is meant to be studied and every piece of art is meant to be studied. Olby obviously has never studied art and doesn't understand the concept of archetype or representation. That opinion is courtesy of an 18 year old." Her daughter, Keith. Her daughter.

Just wanted to share my story with Olberman fans:

Glenn and I were out last night searching for puppies to eat because we were cleaning our assault rifles and got hungry. I told Glenn that I prefer the legs but Glenn says he prefers the eyeballs. After we ate our fill, we went church burning and kicking orphans! Ahhh...nothing like kicking an orphan. Then when we were done we decided to sneak into a homosexual dance club and pick out a few targets to try Glenn's new baseball bat on. Glenn decided that he didn't want to get his brand new bat full of aids blood so we changed our minds and went out drinking. After 10 or 12 Martinis we began talking about our favorite movie "Tokyo Drift" and decided that after a few more drinks we would be ready to try and see if we could drive like the stars in the movie did. We decided that it was best to try it in a black neighborhood so we didn't hurt any white people accidentally. Boy, am I glad we did it THERE because the white police officer that stopped us didn't seem to care but asked us if we had a few minutes to help him divert a chemical waste pipeline to a black family's water supply (something about DDT?). Anyhow, we had a wonderful night and if Van Jones ever found out about this then the whole world would know how right he was. Please don't tell him. Thank you and see you at our next "white's only" money giveaway party!

Glenn Beck once visited my house and didn't flush it down when it was brown.

Also, Glenn Beck once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

When Glenn was a DJ, he was a real jerk that jerked people around.

I heard Glenn Beck was insensitive enough to go to a baseball game after his Mother died. With his girlfriend thats half is age, no less.

Art? Do they study art in Cowschool?

Glenn Beck was the last man to be with Billy Mays, Michael Jackson and DJ AM.

Keith caught preparing for upcoming Speshul Komment:
http://tinyurl.com/l8qlha

Great post linuxsalute. I got a huge chuckle out of that. Now where is the whites only money giveaway party at again? Remember to answer in our whites only code.

Some great and funny posts!

Embarrassing picture for Keithy's cause.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2457/3899192054_7a948714f2_o.jpg

Oppps, it should be one of Beck .... so sorry.

I like my embarrassing pic much better.
Sheesh.

God I'm such a right wing terrorist :)

I think this is the best evidence we have yet that Keith Olbermann is a 9/11 truther.

Here is some dirt for you Keithy:

Olbermann learned about the danger of email the hard way. Once known for replying to the messages sent by fans, he got into hot water when several of the emails were posted publicly. "Rita's nice, but dumber than a suitcase of rocks," he wrote of fellow MSNBC reporter Rita Cosby. He also had a one-night stand with a fan, a thirtysomething Cuban woman with whom he'd corresponded for 18 months. Much to his embarrassment, she subsequently blogged about how unsatisfied she was with the encounter, and either was "given" or "stole" one of Keith's ties, depending on which party you ask.

Ooooppppsss you meant on Glenn Beck.

I believe this is how Olby will spin the Beck/Jones story. Just like Arianna Huffington, he will attempt to turn Jones' resignation into a positive by saying Beck shed so much light on Jones that now he can "energize and inspire groups around the country". He might even thank Beck, just as Huffington did.

The second part will be pure speculation, innuendo and smear without facts. He will cut and paste and take quotes out of context to accomplish his goal. Nothing, mind you, will be backed up by facts.

He will paint Beck as a right wing terrorist (or lunatic) and a racist. I'm willing to bet Olby will use the word "racist" a minimum of 3 times. But in the end it will inevitably be a juvenile rant by a left wing loon that is out of touch with Americans and filled with phrases such as "resign, sir" or "taken off the air for the good of the country". And I'm sure he will throw in a few "god damn" or "shut the hell up".

It's going to be an interesting week in Olbermann Land. I'd hate to be around Cankles when this blows up in his face. His head might explode and cover the walls with fat and orange make up...there certainly won't be any grey matter or brain cells.

Eh Keith...I got one for you......

Roger Ailes is fat. Can you use it? Yeah baby!

I think posting some of the good leads the nut roots are giving Cankles and his poor assistant to look into is important.

It's Murdoch You Want
How do we know that Murdoch is not an agent of the Chinese?

Is there another Western business leader who has fellated the Communist government with more gusto? He's married to a Chinese National?

He got his citizenship here just to skirt media ownership laws -- what kind of loyalty does he have to our country?

Yes, all this very "Death Panel" like in its hyperbole. But time to fight fire with fire. I think all those folks who are slavishly attuned to Glenn Beck might be interested to know a bit more about old Rupert, and what kind of patriot he is.
by mhallville on Mon Sep 07, 2009 at 10:09:25 PM PDT

Particularly appalling Beck story

and there are so many...I heard this several months ago, that Beck has two daughters, one with cerebral palsey. He taught both to shoot so they could protect themselves when the revolution starts. This is all I could find about it:

http://mikeb302000.blogspot.com/...
by bebecca on Mon Sep 07, 2009 at 06:21:14 AM PDT

His 1st wife left because he was f*cking

someone else. Still working on the details. He was an alcoholic, and abused drugs which is well known, but as soon as I get the details I'll post them.
by Kenok on Mon Sep 07, 2009 at 06:01:29 AM PDT

Job for the National Enquirer

Keith, isn’t this really a job for the National Enquirer? After all Rush is a known drug addict who takes trips to the Caribbean with hundred of Viagra pills...and yet...

Anything we dig up will be considered fabricated will it not? Remember Glen is the hero, of the birthers, deathers, teabaggers and ‘Palin for pres’ crowd. These are not people who respond to reason, fact or logic. They might however be convinced by an expose from the National Enquirer...

We need to reach independents and centrist democrats. Honestly the best way to combat Beck might be humour. Jon Stewart has been very effective in pointing out the idiocy of the right and a many of his clips go hugely viral. Ed Schultz and Barney Frank (or is it Bernie) are also excellent at calling out the hypocrisy! Also Letterman has done a good job. We need an Ann Coulter even (Gawd, I cannot believe I wrote that...)
We have to do is show up their hypocrisy and lunacy in much the same way. Everyday all day never letting up. This should be easy with everything being saved via the internet!

Going down in the dirt is a challenge for us, as a goup, libs are just not that bat shit crazy, Republicans and their ILK will stoop to ANY level to win and stay in power even trying to get the pres killed. Yet they almost affective, in 9 months they have almost convinced the country that Obama is some manchurian candidate and Bush was an excellent president...it just blows my mind!

On the other hand, I am happy to see that you are ready to take it to them however, maybe just maybe the tide is beginning to turn...
by No Looking Back on Sun Sep 06, 2009 at 11:38:38 PM PDT

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/9/6/777880/-Send-Me-Everything-You-Can-Find-About-Glenn-Beck

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That last one had some good advice although the poster is also palgued with hatred and intolerance for views other than his or her own.

NBC NEWS better higher some more people for the highest rated MSNBC personality!....quick!

VERO POSSUMUS! Wee weed?

Pretty bad....higher?....Too early....

They better hire many more people to investigate the many conspiracy theories and tales of the evil men over at FNC.

Oh, of course there will be religious bigotry displayed at the tolerant lefty blog as well....

Mormon conversion

Here's the youtube link to his mormon conversion story:

http://www.youtube.com/...

There's a reason Romney didn't win in the South and was rejected by the base. I think most people don't know Beck's mormon, and there is plenty of weird stuff in that church to associate Beck with.
by atg on Sun Sep 06, 2009 at 11:37:12 AM PDT

he converted even.

i read somewhere quoting him as saying something like he was living a self destructive life but:

"God stalked me!...He had a giant baptismal rifle," Beck said. "I thwarted him. I led people astray as much as I could, but he kept putting Mormons in my way."

Just wow. Won't someone think of the children?

Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can.
by lincoln deschain on Sun Sep 06, 2009 at 11:57:24 AM PDT

The Gays and Atheists on this site

seem to be highly evolved creatures capable of tracking multiple targets at the same time. Thus, Beck, the mormon church, as well as many other targets find themselves under fire whenever they poke their heads up and proclaim their absurdities.
by gsenski on Sun Sep 06, 2009 at 03:12:02 PM PDT

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The mud is deep over at kos....We shall see tonight if NBC NEWS allows COUNTDOWN to become the conduit for that dirt into the so-called "MSM."

Yummy.

VERO POSSUMUS! Wee weed?

Here's a BIG dirty secret about Glen Beck for Olbermann

HIS SHOW IS ON FOX NEWS CHANNEL AND ITS A HIT

I detect a pattern about Beck's toilet habits. At my house his doody left streaks in the bowl.

Cankles continues to lose his mind:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/9/8/778706/-Also,-Lindbergh-Has-Just-Landed-In-Paris

The most delusional point in Olby's lastest kos piffle:

"Yet, all of this does raise an issue. Just because Fox and Beck have done this, do I want to? Do I want to, even for a moment, be Glenn Beck? I mean, I am risking at least three things he doesn't have: the respect of my peers, self-respect, and a conscience."

Tic-toc, Orangemann is getting closer to a nervous breakdown with each passing day.

Actually, Merkle, Beck has all three of those. Just ask those that know him and work for him. And I mean present day.

Glenn Beck reported on the past radical history of one of Obama's czars.

People decided on whether these facts were important, cogent to the issues at hand and whether their existance showed a problem with The White House vetting process. Basically, Van Jones would have never cleared the public scrutiny in a Congressional vetting process.

We have found out today that some in the administration had a problem with Mr. Jones and expressed their concern prior to his placement.

Mr. Jones resigned in the middle of a Saturday night, on a holiday weekend.

Cankles Keith O has no such record on impacting the political scene, even after several ranting, spitting, passionate SPECIAL COMMENTS.

This is why Olbermann is so upset...it is why he has made it personal....just like his previous obsession with O'Reilly. Hate and envy are powerful motivators for the crazed.

If he was to cover this story like a balanced, thoughtful and intellegent individual, he would see beyond how this all impacts him alone and what it says about the incompetant administration and Obama himself.

KOKO the Clown said: "Yet, all of this does raise an issue. Just because Fox and Beck have done this, do I want to? Do I want to, even for a moment, be Glenn Beck? I mean, I am risking at least three things he doesn't have: the respect of my peers, self-respect, and a conscience."

Oh, dear KOKO, you always do it, why even consider not doing it? Well, maybe you're faking having a consacience because you couldn't come with any Beck dirt, you fool. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

Kiethys audence is leavinggggg
that 34 and younger rating group is decievinnnngggg
MessLSD's ratings are bleeeeediiiinnnggg
alll because HE CANT BEAT FOX

Ohhh the orange chunky ommpa-loopma is a scraping
the bottom of the ratings barrell
NBC NEWS' hands are tied
all the execs can do is watch their ratings slide
down to hell
even lower than that

While Fox news Chanel is a hit
ratings win across the board
"We report, you decide" is the call...
While MessLSDs message is "watch our ratings completely fall"

Now Olberdunce has hit his lasssssssssst straw
in this ratings war with FNC
he knows he is un-armeddddd
now we wait for the fateful moment
as he's taken out in a straight jacket
foaming at the mouth
and barking like a dog

Remember now, kids...Olbermann said the following Sunday.....

"Tuesday we will expand this to the television audience and have a dedicated email address to accept leads, tips, contacts, on Beck, his radio producer Burguiere, and the chief of his tv enablers, Ailes (even though Ailes' power was desperately undercut when he failed to pull off his phony 'truce' push)."

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So if Olbermann does not follow through on making this a part of his "news program," the theories on why are then fair.....

I believe if he pulls back from his rant on Sunday, it was because the powers-that-be at MSNBC said "enough, drop it," to the fool.

We shall see.

Keith: "I have the respect of my peers"

Keith is without peer...right? No respect then...right?

ENOUGH! RESIGN!