Using that defination: I AM GUILTY OF SEDITION!!!! ARREST ME, OBAMA! I AM ANTI-GOVERNMENT! I am anti-liberal government. And DAMN PROUD OF IT!

WPITW- SEDITION EDITION!

For once: Olby is right, Bowel Prep is worse than the examine itself. Had to go through it three times. 1. a false alarm when the test was canceled, 2. for the Colonospcy itself, 3. For Colon surgery. Each time was horrible.

Now for the roll call of honor!

Bronze: James Murdoch (Son of Rupert) - For something about British elections.

Silver: Brian Bilbrey- Equates racism with shoes and illegal immigration.

GOLD: DICK CHENEY! Calls Miller's show a INTERNET show, when it is on radio, Olby knows it's on radio. For having fun about telling that one senator "F%%% Y%%". Olby lists all of Cheney's alleged crimes. Hey, Keith, if you have proof, drop the dime! But remember, Snitches are bitches that wind up in ditches! Just sayin'!

Another award winning countdown to Olby's next butt exam! I hope he was wide awake for his, like I was. No warning, just shoved it up my ass! No dinner, no movie, no phone call afterwards. I feel used.

I hope Laura kicks his ass!

WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?!

He actually has a segment where he repeats his own twitter attacks on those vile racist bigots who dare oppose him, followed by a "live update" of how many people follow him. Somebody should tell this carbon blob that the purpose of Twitter is get out as much live updating in real time as possible. Old tweets which you repeat on your newscast kind of kill the purpose, but I consider Twitter public enemy #1, so I might be biased here.

Going over the WPITW today, his attack on Cheney made absolutely no sense. For those who weren't exposing yourself to Meltdown tonight, Edward R. Olbermann pulled an audio clip from Dennis Miller's radio show in which Dick Cheney jokingly said that telling Patrick Leahy to "go f*** himself" was on of the greatest things he ever did. Instead of realizing that Cheney was joking around with a self-proclaimed comedian, Olbermann put on his serious face and starting yelling about the war dead in Iraq, Halliburton, SHREDDING THE CONSTIUTION, TORTURE, DICK DICK DICK!!! And I'm not deliberately adding in those extra dicks at the end, he actually repeated his name three times during the attack to make another penis joke. So under Olbermann logic, Cheney is no longer allowed to ever laugh at anything again, or else it makes him sound like an insensitive jackass over a war that Olbermann claims was lost but was actually won under the watch of Bush. LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEXT MURROW! LET'S GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

Also, I couldn't help but notice that Olbermann claimed on his twitter account today that he draws in "2,000,000" viewers a night. Hmm.... I think he may have developed another ratings group that doesn't exist! Isn't he closer to the 900k-1.1 million range? So he's only off by 50%.

and don't forget he wants us now to literally stay away from Arizona. Duh Keith, by you and your sore ass go on about saying that, just makes us want to go there and support the Gov and what she did today.

It's about time for a state to step and take charge.

The Olby-approved Victicrat comedian appeared in #3. I didn't watch, but I'm sure the race card was played. Right?
#1: Thurber Bowl IV.
This week saw one repeat guest: the fast-talking far-left leaning Chris Hayes, who appeared on Monday, Wednesday (with Crazy Larry), and tonight.
#5A: Arizona bad! Open borders! Racism! [Ding!] Shrill-and-shaky-voiced Rep. Loretta Sanchez (D-CA) was the guest.

I forgot Markos was on twice: Monday and Wednesday.

I called him out on the 2mm viewer thing on twitter. Of course he replied...he's too narcissistic to not reply. He adds the reruns to come up w/ that figure. I still think he's short of 2mm.

He didn't refute what I wrote about him losing a third of viewers since the inauguration.

No surprise that the nitwit attempted to back out of his claim regarding the 2 million by saying he meant to include reruns. Of course, this won't stop him from using the 2 million total in direct comparison to one showing of O'Reilly to claim he isn't that far behind in the ratings. What's O'Reilly at, 6 million if you include reruns?

Keith has no credibility regarding cable news ratings. He has shown handfuls of time that if the numbers don't work, either make up new numbers or make up a new demographic. If that still isn't enough, put on the serious face and say that because MSNBC is a news channel and Fox News is an entertainment channel, he is #1. Well, you also have to exclude Nancy Grace, or CNN if any type of major international story is breaking, but then he would be #1.

And now, time for another installment of Olby Week in Review.

(Not Titled as such)

http://tinyurl.com/2alygsz

From the Olby Week in Review to the Fox Haters Week in Review.

So for the sudden two day colon exam, can we also call Olby.... "BOWEL BOY"? Just throwing names out there. Run it up the old flagpole and see if anyone salutes.

syvyn11,

I usually call the Minister of Propaganda: Goebells. How bout we switch his name to GoeBowels?

Okay, UNCLE.

We have to expand this for Chris (I love Jimmy) Matthews.
Why does this guy ask questions when he tells the guest the answer before they can spit it out! Can you imagine being this guys neighbor and having to pretend you like him? WOW, that takes discipline.

[Ok Paul, remember, it's humorous, breathe, it's humorous, repeat until you feel better, we've got assman to watch in an hour]

Good grief, why does assman always leave out "illegal" in front of immigrant?