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If you are wondering why Keith is going after Rand Paul tonight. Maybe this new poll from Braun Research (for Insight Cable channel CN|2) which puts Paul up by 10 points over Democrat Jack Conway. Here's the link.
So as of now, no attack is off limits. No slander to low for the deplorable one. No insult too hurtful. No slime too embarrassing. And by this time in two weeks, Paul will be up by 15! Heck of a job, Olby!
"Politics of fear"? Try poltics of OUTRAGE! Outraged that we have a president and first lady who thinks they are king and queen. A majority leader who is going to lose his seat. A speaker who doesn't hear the cries for "STOP SPENDING"!!
No Mr. Olbermann, it's not fear. It's outrage that our leaders will not listen to the people!
Heck, Obama admitted to smoking dope and using cocaine.
"Obama had written in his first book, "Dreams From My Father" (1995), before entering politics, that he had used marijuana and cocaine ("maybe a little blow"). He said he had not tried heroin because he did not like the pusher who was trying to sell it to him."
I guess #3 is a huge serving of TEE TIME!!! (hell, i'm just going to start it now).
So it's basically a all-in-one attack on Rand Paul, Sharron Angle and Sarah Palin. So can this be called a Olby Triple down? And no wonder Keith would be shocked that someone would confront Sister Sarah. It's never happened to Keith. Ken Volgul does the Reach Around on Keith... AND HE REALLY HAS TO STRETCH HIS ARMS!!!!
Right, no tea time since three is nothing but Tea.
Get out your microwave ovens and toe toasters, IT'S TIME FOR THE WPITW ABSTRACT!!!! (dear god, make it end!)
Bronze- Media Relations office at a sherrif's department- for making a joke. ONLY KEITH CAN MAKE A JOKE. He does it every time he goes to the bath room and look at his dick.
Silver- BECK-O!!! Racist! For something about 'planet of the apes'. So since Beck used 'PoTA' and since the president is black, therefor it must be racist.
GOLD- Liz and Richard Cheney. For Ms. Cheney's analysis about the Missouri vote. Again, Keith doesn't understand context. There is a difference between a opinion poll and A STATE REFERENDUM!!!! I guess Liz got attacked because she turned down Keith's advances.
Another Award Winning Countdown to Keith going to a mental breakdown!
1) RT @Shiner_Man @KeithOlbermann New liberal guests? Why don't you ever have conservatives on your show? /Because 99% of them are full of crap.
2) RT @RightBloggerPat At least O'Reilly allows dissenting opinions, you do not /Those are his Washington Generals, picked for their vapidity.
3) RT @RightBloggerPat bull You won't have them on, because you will allow dissenting opinions on your show. /Hey, Freud, u left out a key word.
So just to set the record straight. Olby doesn't allow dissenting opinions because they "are full of crap" and BOR's dissenting guests' opinions are hand picked and dull. Would Marc Lamont Hill and Juan Williams consider that "racist"? This to go along why he does not debate anyone, you know, because his executive producer won't allow it and nothing gets accomplished during a "shouting match".
C'mon Keith, just admit you are a coward and so afraid your giant ego couldn't take the humiliation. It's okay...we all know the truth. The first step in any recovery is admitting you have a problem.
And would guests like Lis Wiehl and Leslie Marshall--along with occasional guests like Nancy Skinner, Cathy Areu, and Dr. Caroline Heldman--consider Olby's hypothesis sexist?
Meanwhile last night on OlbyPlanet, one of Olbermoronn's sycophantic full of crap guests, from Think Propaganda, said the Ground Zero mosque backlash is a symptom of the econmoy. The guest also played the race card re: illegal immigration. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Great thanks.
If you are wondering why Keith is going after Rand Paul tonight. Maybe this new poll from Braun Research (for Insight Cable channel CN|2) which puts Paul up by 10 points over Democrat Jack Conway. Here's the link.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2010/senate/ky/kentucky_senate_paul_vs_conway-1148.html
So as of now, no attack is off limits. No slander to low for the deplorable one. No insult too hurtful. No slime too embarrassing. And by this time in two weeks, Paul will be up by 15! Heck of a job, Olby!
F Chuck Todd already beat Olby to the punch filling in on Hardball.
So the man who saw no problem with Bill Clinton's antics all of a sudden has issues with Rand Paul's frat boy stunts.
In Olby's world I guess bong hits are wrong but blow jobs are okay.
Only in the world of msNBC
So Arinana Huff-and-Puff and Olby are blaming republicans for the economy? Dear god, are they really that stupid? Do they think we are that stupid?
BTW: thanks Johnny for the piece. The judge is going to rock on FBN
Heck, Clinton admitted to smoking the weed, the hippie lettuce while in college.
"Politics of fear"? Try poltics of OUTRAGE! Outraged that we have a president and first lady who thinks they are king and queen. A majority leader who is going to lose his seat. A speaker who doesn't hear the cries for "STOP SPENDING"!!
No Mr. Olbermann, it's not fear. It's outrage that our leaders will not listen to the people!
Heck, Obama admitted to smoking dope and using cocaine.
"Obama had written in his first book, "Dreams From My Father" (1995), before entering politics, that he had used marijuana and cocaine ("maybe a little blow"). He said he had not tried heroin because he did not like the pusher who was trying to sell it to him."
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/24/world/americas/24iht-dems.3272493.html
Off topic...don't you think it's a little strange that Michelle Obama takes a trip to Spain with the kids on Barack's birthday????
Referencing Planet of the Apes is now racist.
I guess #3 is a huge serving of TEE TIME!!! (hell, i'm just going to start it now).
So it's basically a all-in-one attack on Rand Paul, Sharron Angle and Sarah Palin. So can this be called a Olby Triple down? And no wonder Keith would be shocked that someone would confront Sister Sarah. It's never happened to Keith. Ken Volgul does the Reach Around on Keith... AND HE REALLY HAS TO STRETCH HIS ARMS!!!!
Right, no tea time since three is nothing but Tea.
Get out your microwave ovens and toe toasters, IT'S TIME FOR THE WPITW ABSTRACT!!!! (dear god, make it end!)
Bronze- Media Relations office at a sherrif's department- for making a joke. ONLY KEITH CAN MAKE A JOKE. He does it every time he goes to the bath room and look at his dick.
Silver- BECK-O!!! Racist! For something about 'planet of the apes'. So since Beck used 'PoTA' and since the president is black, therefor it must be racist.
GOLD- Liz and Richard Cheney. For Ms. Cheney's analysis about the Missouri vote. Again, Keith doesn't understand context. There is a difference between a opinion poll and A STATE REFERENDUM!!!! I guess Liz got attacked because she turned down Keith's advances.
Another Award Winning Countdown to Keith going to a mental breakdown!
Okay let's try this. Paul did his frat boy stunts while in collage, tying up a girl and trying to get her to do bong hits.
OMG! this is very,very bad! this is terrible! don't vote for this man! hide your women and children! Throw him in jail.
Back in the 90's Clinton, while President had an intern in his office to help him relive his stress.
No big deal, it's none of your buisness, so what.
Bong hits bad? Blowjobs cool?
One last thing, didn't Olby quit over Cliton getting hummers?
Technically speaking, Olby quit because he didn't want to report about Clinton getting BJs.
A few of tweets from the Coward caught my eye:
1) RT @Shiner_Man @KeithOlbermann New liberal guests? Why don't you ever have conservatives on your show? /Because 99% of them are full of crap.
2) RT @RightBloggerPat At least O'Reilly allows dissenting opinions, you do not /Those are his Washington Generals, picked for their vapidity.
3) RT @RightBloggerPat bull You won't have them on, because you will allow dissenting opinions on your show. /Hey, Freud, u left out a key word.
So just to set the record straight. Olby doesn't allow dissenting opinions because they "are full of crap" and BOR's dissenting guests' opinions are hand picked and dull. Would Marc Lamont Hill and Juan Williams consider that "racist"? This to go along why he does not debate anyone, you know, because his executive producer won't allow it and nothing gets accomplished during a "shouting match".
C'mon Keith, just admit you are a coward and so afraid your giant ego couldn't take the humiliation. It's okay...we all know the truth. The first step in any recovery is admitting you have a problem.
And would guests like Lis Wiehl and Leslie Marshall--along with occasional guests like Nancy Skinner, Cathy Areu, and Dr. Caroline Heldman--consider Olby's hypothesis sexist?
Meanwhile last night on OlbyPlanet, one of Olbermoronn's sycophantic full of crap guests, from Think Propaganda, said the Ground Zero mosque backlash is a symptom of the econmoy. The guest also played the race card re: illegal immigration. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Great thanks.