It takes a well-centered persona to be able to apologize for stupidity. Keith Olbermann is obviously in such a rut of his own self-loathing that being apologetic for anything is impossible. Any individual filled with that much hatred toward his fellowman cannot like himself very much.

Shouldn't Olby have said WERE not WAS?

"Of course if Pujols WERE Papers-Please'd......"

Bad grammar. Another sign of low intellect...according to Olby.

@gopmommy Did u ever notice the @KeithOlbermann never ever has anyone on his show that disagrees with him?He can't take it. He can't handle

@Kazport Right.That's why Howard Dean and I argued about the NYC Islamic Center for 20 minutes. Stop spouting mindless talking points. THINK

Great! MKDAWUSS's logic! One instance represents a trend. I'd love to ask him to name another example.

BTW, in case there is any doubt, WERE is always used in hypothetical situations as in the case of Olby's tweet.

It's great when Keith messes up grammatically.

You'd think it would lead him to be more lenient with other people's grammatical miscues, but it doesn't. He usually just deletes the Tweet that contains the error, and continues with his usual "HAHA, you spelled a word wrong moron!" behavior.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! Somebody tweet this:

@KeithOlbermann Of course if Pujols WAS Papers-Please'd// Shouldn’t that be WERE Mr. Errors = No intellect?

I'd do it myself but I know nothing about Twitter.

Like all liberals, Olbermoron looks upon blacks, hispanics, gays, or any other group of minorities as inferior to him and needing his help. When a person in these groups does not comply or agree with the opinions of Olbermoron, he is branded a race traitor, and then all forms of filthy bigotry and despotic racism is fair game. There are numerous examples of this, just ask Michelle Malkin or Justice Clarence Thomas. This is how Olbermoron and your basic liberal thinks. I know that to you and I this seems very foreign, dark, and insane and completely contradicts everything liberals seem to espouse, but that is how they are nonetheless.

Consider it done Get_a_grip!

I'm sure Keith is worried about the 'reputation' of Albert Pujols. Sister Sarah is a 'actress'? She looks like a cross of Mariska Hargitay and Tina Fey. Sorry guys, I just love Mariska Hargitay.

Back to the carnard of 'racism'? Again, playing that card? Non-event, Non-address? Well, Keith. You have a non-news program on a non news channel. And he gets the useful idiot Eugene (my best friend is black) Robinson. Did Keithy just violate Godwin's law? A nazi address? Are you fucking kidding me? And Gene-gene the lyling machine, it is Keith's only subject.

AND THREATENS A COMEDY BIT ON MONDAY!

Let's get it done. It's time for the FRIDAY FINALS!

First VIDEO OF THE WEEK!

English bulldog watching family guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rxXamfh5c&feature=player_embedded

Second, I come here today not to mourn Tea Time. But to celebrate it being gone.

Third: WPITW abstract.

How can Bill-o be a 'worst' if he's been on vacation all this week?

Bronze: Two ciminals who were lurd in by a bait car surveillance van.

Silver: Bill-O! For telling the truth about ratings. Keith thinks he's better than Bill-o. In a true feat of cherry picking. Keith finds the words in Bill's coulmn "Fox News" and "Anti-Liberal". Which makes Olby as giddy as a schoolgirl teacher's pet who just told on the rest of the class (those kids get beat up, I should know). I'm sure those words are in the article, but as usual for liberals, context is not important for Keith.

GOLD; Mary Fallon for the sin of advocating tax breaks. Keith assumes facts not in evidence. Since she was elected by 'poor people' and she is for tax breaks for tax payers, that makes her a hypocrite? Only in Olby land.

Well, bring in the dog and throw out the cat. IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! I wonder if the MSNBC offices will be unlocked since Rick is in New Orleans? Well, anything important, I'll come back. If not, take it easy, see you Monday and ...... Let's be careful out there.

On Countdown did Eugene Robinson just say that Alveda King was estranged from the rest of the King family? Is that true? ... I'm really asking because she has never mentioned it and it would be noteworthy if it is true. However, did he also say that Ms. King thought that "gay marriage" was "genocide" ... How does that even make sense?

In olby's world
The sky is puce
the grass is rolled
and the women find him incredible in bed..

Makes you want to push for The Cardinals to get to the World Series against the Yankees so Olby can't go to the Stadium games for fear of running into Beck, La Russa & Pujols.

And isn't it great that now Olby's world since his young chick has dumped him has been broken down to acting like a five-year old on twitter?

If what Dick Morris said on Gretta's show last night comes true (he said the Republicans will pick up 80 seats) MSNBC will be must see tv that night.

I can see November from my house!

Olby's blue blog source for the latest O'Reilly Attack was, naturally, Media Matters. The part MM's Matt Gertz highlighted was: "Meantime, the anti-liberal Fox News Channel and the Wall Street Journal, whose editorial page is conservative, are both doing very well."

Our humble correspondent's column can be found here.

Mr. Gertz cherry-picked an eight-paragraph column to get to one paragraph containing one sentence, and Rip 'n Read, dripping with Olbsessive hatred, gobbled up the smear. (Great Thanks to MSNBC.com for having a transcript link in the WPitW video, so I didn't have to listen to Oralmann and painfully transcribe.) "Our runner-up, Billo [Ding!], in his big column, ranted [Ding!] on about how his ratings are big, like the Chicago Cubs are better than the best team in baseball, the Tampa Bay Rays, because their attendance is 6% higher. Bill did admit something of note, though." Yada yada, Ted Baxter voice. "You heard it: Fox is anti-liberal, straight from the horse's mouth." To be fair, "straight from the horse's mouth" is a general expression. To be unfair, he saved it for Officer O'Reilly.

The column had *nothing to do with ratings*. Nothing was said "about how his ratings are big, like the Chicago Cubs are better than the best team in baseball, the Tampa Bay Rays, because their attendance is 6% higher." The column title played on Geno Robinson's charge earlier in the week on MSNBC: "Scaring White People." Boo!

Mr. Bill's column: "With polls showing about 70% of Americans believe building an Islamic cultural center containing a mosque just two blocks away from Ground Zero is inappropriate, the far left is once again on the run. Failing with the bogus 'freedom of religion' argument, the crew that is offended by the manger scene at Christmas is now saying the mosque controversy is another attempt to 'scare white people.' Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson has put forth that loopy argument on his second home, MSNBC.
You may remember that the radical left designated the Shirley Sherrod story, the ACORN scandal, the New Black Panther/voting booth/Justice Department situation, and the resignation of White House 'green jobs' czar Van Jones as previous attempts to scare white Americans. I don't know about you, but I'm white, and those stories did not frighten me. I hope I'm not out of the 'white loop.'
But here's a key question. Why are Howard Dean and Senator Harry Reid trying to scare white people? Those committed liberals both believe the mosque should be built somewhere else. Why are these guys trying to frighten Caucasians, and what can we do to stop them? It is simply unfair to have the Senate majority leader and the former Governor of Vermont running around trying to instill fear into white guys and gals. This must stop.
What is somewhat scary is that the far-left media continues to peddle this stuff, even in the face of economic disaster. CNN and MSNBC are in deep ratings trouble. Newsweek magazine recently sold for one dollar, and Time is having a tough go of it as well. Air America is bankrupt. The New York Times and the Washington Post are not nearly as successful or influential as they used to be. Not all of those concerns are far-left, but they do have an ideological kinship with the loons; it's just a matter of degree.
>>Meantime, the anti-liberal Fox News Channel and the Wall Street Journal, whose editorial page is conservative, are both doing very well.
It is because of situations like the Ground Zero mosque that the far left has lost credibility as well as viability. Americans are not stupid, no matter what color they may be. They understand that New York City has more than one hundred mosques and one more located near the site where thousands of innocent people where murdered by fanatical Muslims is certainly not necessary, especially because the building would offend thousands of people who lost loved ones on 9/11. Why would anyone want to offend them? Paging President Obama.
In the end, I believe the Muslim center will not be built. Some kind of compromise will most likely be reached. If not, I can't imagine any New York City construction firm lifting a hammer to build this project. So I predict it will not happen.
I know that may be scary to far-left people, and I apologize if my prognostication upsets you in any way. I never want to frighten anybody. I'll leave that to Congress."

Wow. Another Olbermann Lie? Looks that way.

I've now heard Olby's delivery on "straight from the horse's mouth." There was a one-second pause between "horse's" and "mouth," indicating he was going to utter a synonym for backside. Boy, those personal attacks feel great, don't they...Fat Ass? There's the synonym.

One more link: John Gibson responds to Ed Schultz.

Sorry Puck, but the Redbirds are going to get shot out of the sky because it's going to be a HUNT FOR REDS OCTOBER!

Dear Mr. Beck,

We at the liberal collection firm ask you to remit at your earliest convincne the amount of $10,000 to our client Keith Olbermann for living rent free in his head for the last year. I know it is a unpleasent place but Mr. Olbermann needs the rent money, for he is about to lose his job. You are taking up the space and you must pay.

Dear Syvyn11,
I hope you're right about Mr. Olbermann's future.

--Mike C.

In response to the latetest O'Reilly attack--A Moment of truth from Keith Olbermann:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYL5ncEsQRE

And I appreciate it syvyn11! Let me know something.

I forgot to mention that Olby left out the "are both doing very well" part; deception on top of a lie.

Olby's afraid to leave the city
Non-New Yorkers will treat him shitty
A cowardly hack
At the back of the pack
His ratings suck Fox's hind titty

Let's go back to last night (via NewsBusters): Olbermann Ties Stabbing to Ground Zero Mosque Opposition, GOP Strategy is 'Hate'.

As Syvyn11 wrote, after the O'Reilly Attack came an attack on Rep. Mary Fallin (R-OK).

I had to go over the Daily Kooks to see what they were saying about the Glenn Beck rally...Well, their heads are about to explode. I spent about 20 minutes reading articles/comments and I swear I've never seen so much hatred and vile comments in my life. And here I thought the left was supposed to be so compassionate (according to Olby) and all about freedom of speech. It was disgusting to read such a pile of garbage from a group of anti-American hypocrites. Now I have to go take a shower because I feel dirty.

The latest from Twitter from Keithy-poop.

RT @SarahPalinUSA honored to be a part of the "Restoring Honor" rally /Glad y'all kept it nonpolitical. Except for the who-to-vote-for part

And when you were BEGGING people to vote for Lord Obama, really Keith.

More twitter greatness from Keith.

@briangriffiths Ya wanna worry more about discrediting those extra chins, Sonny?
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@plove360 Did Sharpton say it was non-political? Did he drag
Albert Pujols into it by promising it would be? Did he then lie? Beck did that
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Wow..
That was an eciting event, no politics, just like a revival meeting/church social.

BUT, the way that the Obama media reported on it, it was like that famous scene in "Deliverance" where Ned Beatty had to "squeal like a pig"

Example:
CBS RADIO : "a conservative rally hosted by Glenn beck and Sarah Palin"

Nothing about MLKs neice and her stirring words,
Nothing about the medals given to legit heroes
Nothing about the beautiful voices together in song..
Nothing about the religious leaders speaking
Nothing about the boy scout leading the pledge
Nothing about the crowd joining in song
Nothing about the event staying on piont and purpose, and not one political word at all uttered..

but they gave about 1-2 minutes on the political perversion led by SEIU and the man who "never met a spotlight he didnt try to grab"
Al Sharpton

What I saw was a beautiful rally where the words spoken had no agenda,no political earmarks,where people of all ages,races,sexes,man,woman,child, elders,businesses,educated,religions,ALL people came together to begin to restroe America to what iit once was.

What I saw was enlightening, spiritual, effective, with a message, that its up to us,ALL of us to stand up , raise voice and take back america and restore the honor with faith, hope and charity !

Thats what i saw today!

A bit of reportage about the Beck rally in Washington today and the predictable smears from Olbermann:

Olby tweeted this today:

"@plove360 Did Sharpton say it was non-political? Did he drag Albert Pujols into it by promising it would be? Did he then lie? Beck did that"

The point of the tweet was to respond to a poster who said Sharpton's event was just to promote Democrats. Olby was saying it doesn't matter if Sharpton is promoting Democrats cuz he never said he wouldn't. But Beck said his rally would be nonpolitical. Fair enough. And what caused Beck's rally to turn political? A pithy statement from Sarah Palin, of course:

According to Media Matters, which is most likely Olby's sole source of information fueling his tweeting (since the alternative would have been him actually watching Beck's rally)
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201008280010

MMfA took Palin to task for saying "I must assume that you too, knowing that, no, we must not fundamentally transform America as some would want, we must restore America and restore her honor." They were offended by that statement as a slam against Obama.

A big whatever, right? But to cap off this laugher, here's what MMfA wrote about the comment:

"Palin's audience of Beck fans were well aware that she was referencing comments Obama made during his presidential campaign about "fundamentally transforming the United States of America." Over the past year and a half, Beck has repeatedly used Obama's remark to featmonger about Obama's purportedly radical goals, going so far as to claim that Obama is "fundamentally transforming" the country to make it "look more like ACORN."

Yep, you read that right. MMfA let the typo in "featmonger" slip through instead of "fearmonger" (don't be surprised if this gets fixed at some point).

Now, I won't get into the fact that Glenn Beck's main tactic to paint Obama as a radical is to just play his and his supporters videotaped statements.

But as to the typo, it's an innocent enough error that everyone makes and 99.999999% of the people who read it would let it slide.

That one who wouldn't? Keith Olbermann, of course, who says allowing typos in when you can proof read your work before you post it is a sign of a lack of intelligence.

Somehow I doubt that the fact that the people at MMfA are morons according to Olby's own definition will stop him from plagiarizing their fiction on a regular basis. Whaddya think the rules about being stupid for posting typos only apply to conservatives? (Since we know Olby deletes his own typos)

Just finished watching Palin and Beck's speech, wow - amazing is all I can say. Can you believe that crowd? I was stunned. Then you look at the flipside that "garage sale" rally held by Al "don't call me Twanna" Sharpton, it looked like there was about 100 people there max. All the major idiots were there such as Ed "Lets blow up the place" Shultz, who was only given three minutes to talk and it was about when he was a kid supposedly growing up and going to a black school and football. Please. They had Tom Joyner there too. Is he black or what? He looks like an older Steadman, oh wait that would be Eric Holder. Haha.

It was like night and day to watch both. One was moving and awe inspiring while the other basically seemed like a campaign stop in the middle of nowhere. Now you bet, Olbermann will give full coverage to that one as compared to Beck's and he'll probably make some mockery about it, saying that Beck is hearing voices in his head or something. He'll more than likely bring out the "puppet time theater" using one of the socks that he uses when he fantasizes about Rebecca Lobo or something. Yuck.

I loved it when Beck got in a jab at Bathtub boy when he said that everyone else (got into the Kennedy Center Friday night) for free while others paid over six dollars to view it online, called him out then blew a kiss to the camera, classic. And of course, Olbermann made no mention about it while tweeting today, only to say that it was a political event. The only jab I heard came from Palin and it was subtile at that, no more and certainally no less.

Idiots like Ed, Kos, Olbermann, and head tiled sideways "absolutely" Joan Walsh will be spewing their venom in collumns that no one reads or actually cares about. It's ok, their time is fast approaching and it's about time.

It's really sad that the pathetic bunch on "the dark side" feels the need to constantly deride and condemn the good works of anyone that doesn't worship at the altar of god Obama. I'm sure Keith has assumed the fetal position, Ed's probably crying in his beer, and Al Sharpton is fuming because he didn't get a big cut of the money Glen's rally brought in. Has that man ever worked a day in his life? He and Jesse Jackson are always ready to jump if anything happens that they can possibly twist or stoke into the appearance of a racial incident. I really cannot understand how anyone can harbor so much hatred and spend so much time expressing it as that bunch does. It wears me out watching and listening to what little of it can tolerate. Democrats are a sick crop of crazies!

I just love it that Beck/Palin drive the liberals crazy. They are literally foaming at the mouth.

November 2nd is going to be really special. I will be tuned into MSNBC the entire time just to see the look on their collective faces when they lose the House, lose 7-8 seats in the Senate and the Republicans win a majority of Governorships.

I just pray they let Olby on the air that night.

Brad, remember Jonestown? Remember French Guiana? I'm thinking a mass suicide at MSNBC on that night. With Olby in his full Jim Jones glory.

I was at the Glenn Beck Restoring Honor rally on August 28th with my brother-in-law and nephew. The crowd was respectable and huge, stretching from the Lincoln Memeorial to the Washington Monument and far off under the trees in between.

The message was a respect for God, our troops who serve our country, the founding fathers who gave us a chance to have the lives with whaich we are blessed, and those like Martin Luther King, Jr., who have tried to help us become more like brothers and tolerant of our brothers' small differences.

To see the day in / day out senseless hate spewed by Keith Olbermann and his colleagues at MSNBC for those who actually embrace these honorable points of view is bewildering. I can find no way to defend their daily diatribes, other than a phony act for some purpose such as political gain. Behaving that way, they are the enemies of their own supposed purposes and they make the side they claim to support look bad and make it less likely their stated point of view will be taken seriously. They are worthy of pity, but at some point will be scorned and cast out by their allies.