5. Small Biz calls out GOP. More like John Bohener calls out Joe BITE ME! And Joe BITE ME said nothing important.

Overton Window? While I'm a KO fan, this makes him look behind the times. Even Glenn Beck AFAIK has moved on from that drivel...

About #3, in Kentucky (my homestate) there are STRICT rules for zoning and for open meetings. So Keith, if you don't know the law, keep your fucking mouth shut!

But why start at this late date.

Gee, it's great when Keith does this comedy bits. It shows he's as funny as he is smart. Which he isn't.

Keith to do a proper fake phone call, you need a lot of stuff than two or three clips.

That's not your eyes being dilated, it's your daily check up on the sunglasses for smart-alecs crowd..... TEE TIME!

A cup of tea to no tea, but a threat of worsts.

Get out your pizza ovens and skullcaps, it's the WPITW abstract!

Fake ad for FNC calls them a propaganda channel? WTF?

Bronze: Vet Pet company for not paying a claim for eating a bee hive.

Silver: Carl Palidino = for making welfare people work in prisons. I never heard of this guy, so I'm guessing he's some fringe candidate and Keith just lumps him in the Tea Party for his purpose.

GOLD: Alan West = for calling out the DNC for what they do on countdown every day. Cherry picking statements. And Keith, Col. West has more honor and dignity in his feces, than you have in your body. So, when you are talking about a REAL AMERICAN HERO like Col West, if you can't say anything nice, SAY NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!

about the fake ad, Keith said, "FNC, Making up $#!T since 1996!" But the same can be said for MSNBC.

Must be what Hell is like:

Greta is letting Deborah Wattermann-Sgt. Schultz filibuster on her show so I flip over to MESSNBC to see that Olbermoron and Fineman are giving each other reach arounds....YAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Jeff Poor has more on Olby's profane fake FNC ad at NewsBusters.

Wuss, I can go on and on about why your credibility has gone down the toilet both clockwise and counter clockwise, but I won't because your record speaks for itself.

Glenn Beck's book is a work of FICTION about the worst case scenario for America, a very real possibility with the way Obama is running this country into the ground.

Besides, if you watch Glenn's show on his paid services(he is away from the studio this week due to 8/28), you can see that he promoted the book with the poster of the cover in the background. It just goes to show that just because Glenn doesn't say anything about a book, doesn't mean that he stopped caring about a subject.

Is anyone else getting sick of the meme of "agree with me or you're a racist" that MSNBC is peddling?

You're a racist if you don't agree
With the fools at MSNBC
"Muslim" is the "N" word
That's what I heard
From the network of idiocy

Gawd, Chrissy is on a bing about the one year aniversery of the death of Ted "Vehicular Manslaughter" Kennedy.

Did Chris (or Keith for that matter) hold a one year remembrance of arepublican senator or president?

He's got TUR on! Unfuckinbelievalbe!

Haha, then says, "My DEAR friend Katy Tur" Thanks...oh boy, let the replies fly on here tonight!

Keithy poo also jumped in to try to save his dear Katy when she fumbled for the name of some organization...

Also, notice the difference in KO narrative between the Hassan Ft. Hood shooting vs. this guy last night who slashed a cabbie:

Immediately after Ft. Hood: the Major was a counselor, and even though he shouted "praise be to Allah" (or whatever it was) heard by dozens of witnesses before shooting, it was probably just stress from talking with all of the troops returning from combat.

Slasher: he apparently asked the cabbie if he was a Muslim (only corroborated by the cabbie, of course) before he slashed, therefore it is a hate crime.

Done, print, go to air.

About 3, did Sister Sarah run over Olby's dog? Yeesh, she can't have a opinion on a political race (or anything for that matter) without the Olbermann stamp of approval?

No that's not Katy Tur puking thinking about the fact that she has to sleep with a fatass, it's your daily update on the Weather Channel for sluts crowd..... TEE TIME!!!!!!

A cup of tea to No one, that's three nights without tea, is Tea time over? What am I going to do?

Get out your fail countdown segments and video tape editing machines, IT'S THE WPITW ABSTRACT!

Bronze; Some criminal. Who cares.

Silver; Rudy Guliani- For invoking 9/11. SINNER!!!

GOLD: Nick Turcow- of Aurora Health Care. For not heeding Obama ONE care. How dare people charge money for services. Our king Obama will take care of that.

So Beck attacked Olby's mom and dad? I've said it before, it's hard (read IMPOSSIBLE) to have sympathy for Olbermann since he's a shitty human being. And if making fun of Theo and wife is enough to send Olby off the deep end, then don't come here.

Amen Syvyn

Was "my dear friend" on for a weather-related story? And I thought they broke up!

I am REALLY ill. I just got through watching Countdown and I can hardly contain my (should I say?) HATE for this guy and his condescending and truth twisting blather. He must be so jealous of Glenn Beck that it keeps him awake at night. What happened? Did he get passed over at another Network for Glenn or something. It's hard at times to even TRY to be informed of BOTH sides of politics because of the hate and sarcasm of him and others on MSNBC. I DO NOT want to be a hateful guy or appear that way to others, so I am going to have to go hide for a while or take my dog out for a run.

No Mike, she was on covering a story about a guy who got into a cab in NYC and when he asked if the cabby was a muslum, he cut his throat. and evidently Tur, had been following the story intently.

Keith was all over her like biscuits and gravy and at the end called her "dear friend." I almost barfed.

He was in rare form tonight, even invoking his best Kevin Nealon when hearing that Beck brought up his dead mommy. *loser*

Let me just say that the Manhattan Borough President that was on "The [Ingraham] Factor" tonight would have been more comfortable on OlbyPlanet. What a jerk.

... please someone tweet to KO (I do not tweet) that he is a BIGOT for making fun of Christians (Yes, Mormans too) that can hear the voice of God inspiring them in their heart to do things to encourage others to unite and overcome problems or dificulties.

It seems to me like Keith thinks it is ok to BASH Christians and those who believe in God ... but it is abhorant and biggoted to say ANYTHING that he thinks is derisive about Muslims.

Well Ron, for Olby, his god resides in 1600 Penn. Ave. But he's on vacation this week.

Every night I watch this show I am more and more amazed. Olby opens the show saying the man who stabbed the cab driver is a pro-Park 51, muslim loving film maker and then immediatly says (paraphrasing) "Let's ignore all that and find a way to blame republicans"

Now some woman says you "accuse" someone of being muslim. Really, it's now an accusation? Who's the real bigot?

Watch out, "shackles" is racists and "cows have tits" is now sexist.

Social Security is solvent for decades? I guess that is true if you think "pewp_head owes you $1,000,000" actually makes you a millionaire.

Hey did you know that Glenn Beck made a joke that involved (not about) Olbermann's deceased mother? "Glenn Beck dared to make fun of my dead mother...In other news Glenn Beck made a joke about my late mother...Did I mention Glenn Beck mocked my mother's memory...IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME?! THAT BIG MEANIE IS MAKING FUN OF MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This from the guy who not too long ago (in the same week that Beck made the joke, right?) insinuated that Bill O'Reilly's dead father was some kind of brute who beat his children simply because he expressed concern that fatherhood me be being degraded.

Anyway, the joke was not ABOUT KO's mother. It was making fun of Olbermann and his ratings. The idea was that no one except his mother watches him, and that even that is unbelievable. He wasn't "going after" his mother. He was going after Olbermann. It was just unfortunate that Beck apparently didn't know about Mrs. Olbermann's passing.

Finally, at what point is Fox News advertising for Beck's rally when it is only ever HE who ever mentions it? But let’s be honest; all that was just subtext for him to seek revenge on Beck for even mentioning KO's mother without looking like one who can dish it out but cannot take it. Sorry didn't work.

I hate to intrude with the facts, Keithy, but FNC is not covering the rally live; just as a news story like the rest of the media.

So, Gov. Pataki was on "Hardball" today and said this: "Well, you know, you always manage to get a clip from Rush. I would love to have one from Keith Olbermann or someone, because you can always take --" Chris Matthews interrupted, "Well, I'm looking for Republican opinion here." So, Twittermann replied: "RT @FiredupinLV Matthews played Limbaugh for ex-NY Gov Pataki; reply: we could play K.O. tape too /Pataki: Mayor of Peekskill in a bad year". It was a typical response from the chief attack dog on A-Mess-NBC.
If that wasn't enough, his next tweet was: "The 100,000th follower has been identified and will be mentioned on Countdown tomorrow. Unless I forget or get to 200,000 tomorrow :)". What other cable news host would do such a thing? You know the answer.
Then, it was back to attacks: "RT @SarahPalinUSA RT @Drudge_Report TX fights Obama's 'global-warming power grab' /Lord you have joined Palin &Drudge. Y do U afflict us so?" I could ask you the same question. A better question for me is why am I following this man on Twitter?

Hey Mike C ... Twitter Olbermann and ask if his jealousy of G.Beck is because of a past Network choice of Beck over him for a Network slot. His answer will probably be priceless, if it doesn't get you banned.

Keith Olbermann, you disgusting glob of spit!
I would applaud with glee should your heart quit,
And throw a party for the reading of your obit!

I loathe seeing those Afghan barbarians on horseback playing Buzkashi with animal carcasses, but I would relish watching them toss Keitho’s carcass around.

Here's a funny thought. The kid that slashed that cabbie worked for a company that is pro-mosque. And the cabbie was against the mosque being built near ground zero. How much do you want to bet that Olby will name Doocy and Kilmeade as Worst candidates? Cause only Olby knows the truth, facts and evidence be damned.

Did anyone listen to Michael Savage last night? He described Olbermann as "that mentally disturbed person on MSNBC with the big glasses, who urinates on himself every night and then locks himself behind a door so he doesn't have to talk to anyone".

I can't take that risk, Ron. So, I won't tweet him. I'll just continue to link to any tweets of his that get my attention...until he finds out who I am and blocks me.