Olbermann will probably declare tonight that the serial killer on the loose in Michigan and Ohio who targets black victims is a fan of Glenn Beck and that Bill O'Reilly supplied him with the knife.

As stupid as it sounds, I really think the odds of him saying this are at least 50/50.

Bathtub boy posted this on twitter:

"There will be neither fire nor brimstone in tonight's Special Comment, because I do not disagree with Mr Gibbs' right to criticize."

Translation: He's going to fry Gibbs.

WOW! They have a guy fatter than Keith on tonight. It's alleged documentarian Michael "Leave no donut behind" Moore.

If that wasn't a softball "special comment" I don't know what was. "We're the ones who think." HA! Pot meet kettle. If I'm on the "Professional left." Damn Bathtub Boy if you were anymore left, we'd call you Tony Stewart, and that's an insult to Tony!

I didn't watch, but based on what you wrote, MKP, it was one of those begging and pleading komments written geared toward people he supports. Please, be nice to us. We like you, you should like us. Is that basically what he said, besides the derisive "we're the ones who think" jab at the other side?

Did he use straw man arguments to attack Gibb's use of straw man arguments?

The actual quote Mike was "We Think Over Here."

No matter what, I can't get my head around Net Neutrality. I just don't understand it. So I'm just going to assume Keith doesn't understand it either and will make some half-assed statement with that bug eyed girl. I mean she's UGLY, like most liberal chicks. Like Lindsay Lohan in her mug shot.

No, that's not your eye needing laser surgery, it's your daily check up on the Scott Prilgrim Vs. THE WORLD fans..... TEE TIME!

No tea today. But a promo for a niece of MLK bashing gay marriage in WW and the jetblue dude.

Get out your DVD players and ink carts, it's time for the WPITW ABSTRACT!!!!! (funky fresh!)

Bronze- Roberta King; for bashing gay marriage equating it to genocide. This ruins Keith's plans to marry Michael Moore. Then gives some statement about world population. That gay marriage could cut down on world population. So Keith basically say that Mrs. King is right.

Silver- Newt Gingrich- About how Newt cheated on his ex-wife. With Newt about to decide to run for President expect these attacks against him to be ramped up to 11. And if it works as good on Newt as it's doing against Rand Paul, Newt will be the next president.

GOLD- Donald Rumbaugh for leaving drugs and a kid in a truck while he watched UFC in a bar. I agree this time with Keith, this guy is a scumbag.

Another award winning countdown to a zero rating.

Net nutrality in a nut shell:

The "internets" are like a road system where some roads are super-highways and others are dirt roads. Businesses think that the superhighways should be reserved for business use and progressives think all traffic should be allowed on the superhighways.

Now I am against net neutrality and agree with business. Why should items like the tansfer of medical records, bank transactions, stock purchases, etc. have to be treated equal to downloading of porn?

If the owners of the internet super-structure want to provide faster services to people willing to pay for it then they should be allowed to. People like olbermann disagree, it goes along with the concept of redistribution of wealth, just applied to redistribution of resources.

At least that's my understanding.

I listened to his Special Education Komment through my OlbyRobot (TextAloud). It was a typical Komment from Keith Cardinal Olbermahn; nothing but choir-preaching.

Speaking of choir-preaching...
#3: Caroline McCarthy--not to be confused with Congresswoman-for-life Carolyn McCarthy (D-NY)--looked fine to me, but I agree with the wide eyes. Since she works for CNET, I wonder if she knows Natali Del Conte.

Speaking again of choir-preaching:
#1: It was Finnegan Time with discredited comedian Christian Finnegan. Ha-ha, the JetBlue flight attendant. Great thanks. Good evening, Rachel.

So, once again, the night is ruined...thanks to the Olbermann Boy.

LOL at the Komedy Speshul. Do ya think Keith is being hyper sensitive here? Keith is a mashed up bag of meat with saddlebags of mashed up meat. A perfect segue to Sunday night football without Keith. So long Keith, you really did a shitty job. I will now be watching Sunday night football.

ENOUGH! RESIGN!

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This is the 306th day since the current President was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

For those listen to the SEK from the OlbyRobot, sorry about the symbol in the media player ID tag. It happens when I save wave files as MP3s in Adobe Audition. I forgot to remove the tags.

Listening, not listen.

I could only stand two minutes of the SEK. Olby is pontificating (and defecating) on stuff he knows nothing about. In short, "It's bad, but it will be worse under McCain/Palin". How the fuck do you know fat ass! And he's got it backwards. I don't know any repubilcan who 'worships' GWB. I know many who respect him for his service, but not worship on the level that Obama's and Clinton's people worship them. Just too much, too fuckin' much!

@HoneySmacks. Are you sure the serial killer isn't a former Bush administration employee?

As for his Special Comment. More of the same old Olby. Listening to it is a complete waste of time. Personally, I wish I could get my four minutes back.

Also, great stuff from the Judge there. He's my favorite Fox News personality because he's not afraid to call anything as he sees it. He's probably the single most logical, thoughtful and intelligent person at Fox News. And he's got pretty much everyone at MSNBC beat in the IQ department by at least 140 points.

Just heard Laura Ingrahm do a 'dramatic reading' of the Special Commentary. It was funny.

Now, we just need Glenn Beck and John Gibson to comment on the Komment as well.

Potential Rand Paul attack tonight. Paul had to apologize on the Sean Hannity show about 'being scared that beer' would be poured or otherwise sprayed on him on Saturday's kick off to the Kentucky Political fall season at the Fancy Farm picnic. Graves County, where it's been held at for over 130 years, is a dry county. This is the slip up you expect Keith to leap on like a Doberman on a innocent baby.

The right wants everything in lock step? I'm sorry, but isn't Keith Olbermann the first guy to bash anyone who isn't in line with his wacky vision of society and leftest ideologies.

What's sad is that this debate kind of codifies the meme about liberal and conservative media into the dangerous "Us vs. Them" mentality the debate was meant to prevent. Journalists shouldn't have opinions about politics, just present the facts to the people. Now we have politicized our facts, too. This is not a good sign.

As for Olby lionizing Obama for "saving the economy" and "preventing a depression," maybe Keith needs a history lesson. Now, I'm not going to justify any policy choices here because I think the long-term effects of bailouts cause more harm than good, but using the left's own logic that the Obama stimulus prevented a depression, wasn't the key bailout the first package that was pushed and passed by GWB? Since Obama continued that policy, doesn't he and his supporters have to credit Bush for saving the economy?

(on the flip-side, I think a lot of conservatives looking to criticize Bush do so because of how his 11th-hour policies made it easier for Obama to justify his huge spending simply by pointing to Bush's actions as "if it's good enough for Republicans, it's good enough for us).