Expect a Rand Paul attack tonight. The new Rasmussen poll just came out and all of Keith's hard work has paid off. Paul's opponent, Jack Conway gained ONE POINT. Paul still up by 9 (49-40 with +/- 3). So at this rate (1 point every two weeks) Keith will help CONway get even by December.

I left a comment at Ace of Spades' breakdown: "It's an honor to see my creation, the OlbyRobot (TextAloud with AT&T Natural Voices' Mike voice, converted to stereo and normalized in Adobe Audition), referenced in this post. Thank you very much, Ace, and I mean that; no sarcasm. The OlbyRobot is much better than the real Olby's histrionics, but for me, it can be just as frustrating."

Who is to say what he will talk about tonight, they wheeled out Chrissy for the surprise deployment of troops from Iraq, so I'm sure Olbermann will milk this for whatever it's worth. Get out your barf bags.

No, that's not your kid coming home from school 6 hours late, stuck in a bus lot, all by himself, it's your daily check up on the busing for liberals crowd..... TEE TIME (I'll explain more in another post)

Tonight's tea is served to.... No tea, cause Keithy poo is still busy jerking himself off over troops leaving Iraq. So we have given up. YOU'VE WON TERRORIST!!!!

Since it looks like this will be Keith's only story, I'll list MY WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD! Tonight, a first (and last) Bronze, Silver and GOLD go to the same person! Jefferson County Public Schools (KY) Superintendent Sheldon Berman.

For years, JCPS tried to get a busing plan through, but always got smacked down in federal court. But this year, JCPS tied such a legal gourdain knot, that the federal court couldn't strike it down. So in some cases, kids have a three hour trip to school. And if you get permission to go to a school near your home instead of a bussed school, you forfeit your right to a bus ride to and from.

Well, yesterday, the first day of school in Jefferson Co., some kids (about 400) didn't get home to after 6pm. FOUR FUCKING HOURS!!!! And 10 kids were left abandoned at the bus lot. One child sat on a bus and peed on himself. UNFORGIVABLE!! People need to lose their job. People need to go to jail over this. And today, at a press conference, Berman could only laugh and say "it worked out okay". ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I think we found someone denser than Olby.

America defeated. Are you happy now, Keith.

Is it me, or do you hear Keith filled with glee over the fact that our troops are asked if they are carrying contraband.

Are you kidding? They're being giddy. Making notes how they're the ONLY one who is covering this story. You'd think OJ was in the bronco or something, the way they're going at it. Even going as far as luring Matthews away from his bunker to talk. I think Keith is besides himself. Which is a lot cause he's so fat.

Quick poll guys. What was more disgusting? Mondays Special Ed Komment or tonight's reach around with Chris "The Leg"?

When you point out errors in spelling
Your argument isn't compelling
Olbermahn-hacked
No logic or fact
Or buyers for what Olby's selling

How many times did "newsman" Edward R. Olbermann visit Iraq during the war? ZERO. Murrow reported from London as bombs were dropping. Even Keith's boy Racial Maddow had the cajones to go to Iraq.

Coward.

@syvyn11 8/18/2010 9:54 PM:

"Quick poll guys. What was more disgusting? Mondays Special Ed Komment or tonight's reach around with Chris 'The Leg'?"

The reach-around barely edges out the Special Education Komment, only because of the Stereonanism (tm) of Keith's and Chris' mutual love-fest.

But, remember ... Edward R. *is* "The Little Old Keithie from Cornell Cow Coll .."

Merkle, do you think Olbermoron would ever go to Iraq when he scurried in fear from something as mundane as the Republican National Convention? Much easier to smear soldiers and spread anti American diatribes from his ivory tower in New York.