The Best Kind of Week on OlbyPlanet: Abbreviated

At least we won't have to put up with the infamous, deplorable Keith Olbermann for five days. That alone is something to be thankful for.
On tonight's Hour of Spin:
- Olby continues to ride the TSA pat-down story. Who says he can't get behind stories from Fox News? A week behind, that is. An in-house 'expert' and at Atlantic talking head will try to bring relevance to Olby's late-to-the-party meanderings.
- Attack on John Kyl (R) with far-left hack Lawrence Korb of the soros-funded CAP, though you can bet money Oralmann won't mention Soros and will instead describe Korb as a former Reagan assistant secretary of defense. That works every time; the dupes never question what the Great and Powerful Olb says.
- The biggest ego on OlbyPlanet welcomes a return visit from the supersized idiot: Michael Moore.
- Attacks on Glenn Beck (Fox) and Newt Gingrich (R).
Tuesday's Hour of Spin:
- More Olby trying to be like Fox News by pounding the TSA story. Does Olby even fly? So he doesn't drive, he won't fly...what does he do? Oh that's right. The bestest baseball card collection on the block.
- Expert advice on how to handle North Korea from a ex-official of the...Clinton administration! Because they did such a good job.
- David Children of the Corn will rail against corporate profits. No justice, no peace!
- Republicans want the credit card companies to screw you! You want proof? Oralmann will serve up Ezra the K.
- Attack on Fox and the all-time #1 Olbsession, Mr Bill.
- Attack on Jan Brewer (R) of Arizona. Looks like this is going to be another Olbsession. At least for this week anyhow.
Wednesday's Hour of Spin (let's face it, Oralmann's drivel isn't worth a new post):
- No tax cuts for the rich!! A left Econ 101 perfessor will be Olby's human talking points, along with The Wolffe Man.
- Attack on Sen Kyl (R); what a great topic for Discredited Dave.
- TSA opt-out day flops, but Monkeymann will find a way to make something out of it.
- Attack on Tom Delay (R).
- Attack on Sarah Palin (R)...oh, sorry, make that Sister Sarah (R), because you know it just gets that much funnier the 89th time he says it.
Comments are open!
About #3, WHAT IN THE HOLY GODDESS MARISKA WAS THAT?
Was Fat Ass and Fatter Ass trying to shame that guy? So it was Olby setting up the hit for Moore? I thought after Obama-care Health Care was 'fixed'?
Anywho. Like when your allergies are so bad, you can't stand it anymore. IT'S THE WPITW ABSTRACT.
No worsts. Olby and Moore-on are having a love in. Oh well. Off to watch Bill-O!
Oh, by the way.... GO TEAM BRISTOL!!!!!
Imagine the hissy fit Keith would give if she wins DWTS.
Actually, syvyn11, worsts was Keithy poo's Number one story.
My abstract:
Bronze--Milt Alderich of the NFL concerning Brett Favre, says that the solution to the situation is to have Brett be groped at the airport by the TSA.
Silver--Glenn Beck for pointing out the obvious--that Keith will no longer be featured on MSNBC and that MSNBC will not continue as it currently stands. Keith shows that the Nile is not just a river in Egypt.
Gold--Newt Gingrich for not wanting to debate with Chris Matthews and Keithy poo as moderators.
Another Award Winning Countdown to Keith being fired by Comcast.
Clarification to Bronze, Olby made the proposed solution and criticizing Milt Alderich for NOT doing that solution.
He's squirming in his seat from the wetness in his britches after watching the "pat down" videos of the little kids.
Let me guess, Keith didn't have a problem with John Edwards refusing to do the Fox News debate in 2008?
You would think after they were all humiliated on air by Michelle Bachmann, that they would back away from trying to interview Republicans.
Bad news for Olberdork - new poll shows falling approval rating for Obama, rising approval for Tea Party. LOL.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/2010-11-22-poll-usa-divided_N.htm
"Bad news for Olberdork - new poll shows falling approval rating for Obama, rising approval for Tea Party. LOL."
That's ok tonyome, when nothing else seems to work, Always count on 1 thing (and probably another story #1) Bristol Palin on DWTS! Joining in this reach-around sleasefest is Keith Olbermann, Levi Johnson, and Michael Musto with SMEARS GALORE!
MSHIT...........(grab the jar of vasoline, cause with these 3 guys, you'll need alot of grease for this 3-way love train) Lean Forward
MSHIT and N.B.C. (Nuthin' But Communists) News has completely gone over the cliff:
http://nation.foxnews.com/ground-zero-mosque/2010/11/23/unreal-nbc-names-ground-zero-mosque-developer-person-year
HOW THE HELL COULD THIS HAPPEN?????????????? I guess Olbyturd told upper management that if this guy didn't get it, then he would throw another temper tantrum. Actually, I feel that since they are all at the point of no return, they are ALL just going to completely destroy the network from the inside out.
Via Twitter, the specifics on the O'Reilly Attack: "Billo [Ding!]: Fox most powerful 'media agency' in WORLD. So how come their propaganda [Ding!] has largely failed [Ding!]? Examining the real record." This sounds like a full segment and not just part of WPitW. This is why I didn't want WPitW to come back. Here comes the Ted Baxter voice. Here comes the invective. Blue blog source: the pro-Olby Mediaite. He may not like them, but they love him.
Why am I missing NCIS for this?
IT'S THE WPITW ABSTRACT!!!! Thankful it's almost over for the week.
Bill-O has the power to inform, not lie for a stupid president. That was intersting, and if by interesting, you mean a total bunch of BULLSHIT! Now that's over. Off to the party.
Bronze: Some dumbass criminal. Won't even bother.
Silver: Rupert Murdoch, for the sin of something about the NY board of ed.
GOLD!!!: State Department and NATO, for the sin of dealing with a taliban member. But Keith, this is YOUR STATE DEPARTMENT. OBAMA'S STATE DEPARTMENT! Your god will not be happy.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Back to NCIS!
If I understand you correctly, Syvyn11, #3 was a full-segment O'Reilly Attack. Just what I need. Oy.
This story might explain the Murdoch (Fox) Attack.
After listening to a caller on Rush Limbaugh's program today, it now makes sense to me. The reason why the really progressive libs are all defending the TSA "love pats" (as called by Senator Claire McCaskill, D-MO) and the naked scanners, is because now they have the power, and this is their way of creating a 1-nation police state through fear and embarrasment. Remember how they ALL were whining and moaning about the Patriot Act and John Ashcroft should be thrown in Jail and executed for that? First the Airports, next the Trains, Busses, Metro, etc.
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/130549-next-step-for-body-scanners-could-be-trains-boats-and-the-metro-
Nope, Mike. He did the O'Reilly attack right before Worsts. Like a sub #2.
I see that now as I've gone to the show website. Here's the closed-captioning transcript:
>>> first, a quick preamble.
>> (Bill O'Reilly): there is no power at msnbc to do anything. here at fox, we have emerged -- and correct me if you think i'm wrong, but i think fox news is now the most powerful media agency in the world, not just in the country, but in the world.
>> here we go. interestingly, the thing o'reilly thinks fox has, power, power to do what exactly? since fox launched, it helped a speaker of the house get a president impeached. the guy lost his job. that would have been the speaker of the house. and his successor. then fox championed a republican candidate who finished second in the vote. then fox demanded a war and got it at the cost of 4,400 american lives. then fox championed an incumbent president riding the waves of two wars and terror panic who just barely won reelection. then fox's war began to be seen by rare consensus of this nation exactly as it was first depicted on television, not on fox, but on this program as an obscene lie. then fox's president became one of the least popular in all of american history. then the banking and investor class, fox pimped crashed the economy. the opposition enacted its legislative agenda, including health care reform. then fox couldn't get its war hero p.o.w. and hockey mom elected over a black kenyan musl muslim atheist community organizer. then fox's party with a perfect storm on its side managed to gain back only one house in the midterms.
>> (O'Reilly): i think fox news is now the most powerful media agency in the world, not just the country, but in the world.
>> (Bernie Goldberg): do you want me to answer that?
>> (O'Reilly): yes. do you agree that assessment?
>> nme, bill, when you have the power to raise $2.5 million for free health clinics or develop the power to do anything for anybody but yourselves.
That may not exactly match what was said, but that's what was transcribed. I'm not going to listen to Keith talk.
How much has Bill-o raised for various charities from sales of his website?
GAME SET MATCH!
Palin-haters are rejoicing. Bristol finished 3rd on "Dancing with the Stars." Let the ridicule begin.
I think I've figured it out. KO doesn't believe anything he says on the air. Right? That has to be it. He couldn't actually believe.....
Naaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
The olbsession with everything Palin should be hitting critical mass soon now that Bristol didn't win. I have no doubt that the glorious Twittermann will soon be sounding off that America has rejected the tea party and that Sarah Palin's presidential hopes died tonight. Michael Musto will probably show up in the next week to call Bristol a whore or some other highly intellectual insult.
Out of curiosity, did the story of AZ transplant victim's sob story come out of Raul Grijalva's district? If Olbyturd is soooo compassionate about his 2.5 million dollars for the free health care clinic (remember, IT IS ALL ABOUT HIM), why doesn't he offer to pay for it outright?
Bad news Olberdork, BEST SELLER'S LIST - George Bush, Glenn Beck, Laura Bush, Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, and Condi Rice ALL in the top 10. LOL, LOL!!!!
BUSH TOPS BESTSELLERS LISTS: SCANS 262,747 FOR WEEK [696,505 SINCE RELEASE]
KEITH RICHARDS 'LIFE' TAKES PLACE WITH 33,266 [173,597]
JAY-Z OPENS WITH 27,870
GLENN BECK 'BROKE' MOVES 26,530 [195,309]
NORA EPHRON 18,659 [41,356]
JON STEWART 'EARTH' 17,090 [247,466]
STREISAND 'PASSION' 11,766
LAURA BUSH 'HEART' 386,999
O'REILLY ''PATRIOTS' 171,497
SAVAGE 'TRICKLE UP POVERTY' 95,634
CONDI RICE 'EXTRAORDINARY' 44,467
RICKY MARTIN 'ME' 30,203...
I was about to link to the Business Insider because it had more on the O'Reilly Attack. But the writer was Glynnis MacNicol formerly of Mediaite. So, I'll just quote her transcript:
"Interestingly, the thing O'Reilly thinks Fox has—power—power to do what, exactly? Since Fox launched, it helped a Speaker of the House get a president impeached. The guy actually lost his job—that would have been the Speaker of the House, and his successor. Then Fox championed a Republican presidential candidate who finished second in the vote. Then Fox demanded a war and got it, at the cost of 4,400 American lives. Then Fox championed an incumbent president riding the waves of two wars and terror panic who just barely won reelection... Then the banking and investor class Fox pimped crashed the economy. Then Fox's party lost the House, and the Senate, and the White House and the opposition enacted its agenda including the health care reform. Then Fox couldn't get its war hero and POW and hockey mom elected over a black, Kenyan, Muslim, atheist, Reverend Wright-hugging, racist, terrorist, socialist, fascist, community organizer. Then Fox's party, with a perfect storm on its side, only managed to gain back one House."
Can we blame MSNBC for anything?
Djwolf,
Because Olby thinks our money should pay for his charity.
Expect Olby to have a chubby, because of Tom DeLay's conviction today.
Thank GOD he's behind that desk.
Not risking a Thurber this week, and since it's thanksgiving eve. My video of the week is the classic hippie song from Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_7C0QGkiVo
Be wary, it's over 18 minutes long.
A proper worsts later.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!11!11!111!
Sister Sarah made a mistake! HOW DARE SHE! Thank god that King Obama never misspeaks.... Oh, sorry, I forgot. But I correct my mistakes. I'm sorry for nothing!
Like when you're going to spend Thanksgiving on dialysis, IT'S THE WPITW ABSTRACT!
Bronze: Eric Young- For the sin of spilling his load and the salvaging it.
Silver: Roger Alies- For the sin of NOT FIRING Judge Napalitano. Difference between working for the White house and working at FNC. See not everybody thinks the same at FNC, unlike at MSHIT, where you must agree with Olby or suffer.
GOLD!- Some stupid government agency for a pot bust.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
What Am I thankful for? THAT THIS WEEK OF OLBY IS OVER!!!!! I guess it's 4 days of prison docs. See you Monday.
I'm actually in agreement with Frances Martel on this one: "... The difference, of course, between individuals like [Van] Jones and [Imam Feisal Abdul] Rauf and television personalities like Judge Napolitano is that the latter has no direct influence on government or policy. ... [T]o dump Napolitano in the same boat as Van Jones is to thoroughly misunderstand the arguments that Beck, O'Reilly, et al made during the 'Czar' saga. So long as Napolitano doesn't find himself in the President's cabinet, there is little reason for his colleagues to demand a pink slip."
So, "Freedom Watch" will roll on whether Judge Olbermoronn calls for Judge Napolitano to be fired--as if he hasn't called for enough Fox personalities to be fired--or not. But this raises the question: is this the dawn of a new Olbsession with a competitor?
I'm a bit confused. So Keith throws out this pre-conceived notion of what he thinks Fox News is, so when their actions don't fit his narrative, he sees that as more of an example of how they are bad rather than as a refutation of the straw man caricature he created? Close-minded, much?
Mini-Olby Week in Review (Not titled as such)
http://tinyurl.com/22kghoz
Heaven just got alot funnier today. RIP Leslie Neilsen; slapstick comedy will never be the same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEA6zK_8u8&feature=related