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The only thing dumber than that video is that grin David "MKDAWUSS doesn't want to talk about me because The Flan made him look like a fool when he said I didn't have a 'history of misstatements'" Shuster is sporting.
I haven't posted here for a long time because it occurred to me one day that Olberdork simply doesn't matter. He's not even listened to much less mentioned in the media anymore. NBC is going to be starting up a new 24 hour sports cable station. I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to go there and leave politics alltogether. Although, he's burned his bridges over at NBC.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to go there and leave politics alltogether. Although, he's burned his bridges over at NBC."
Sorry tonyome, The False Murrow couln't leave politics out of his sports broadcast. I remember him taking shots at Sarah Palin when Buffalo Bills QB Trent Edwards got a concussion. Also, he and his progressive scumbaggers are still intertwining Conservatives and the disgusting Jerry Sandusky/Penn State scandal.
Domocrats/Progressives/Marxists have NO CLASS. Ironically, in order to have NO CLASS they prefer the dept. of Education to pump more tax payer $$$ into education so the teachers union can get all of those unfit teachers to go out and protest that they still aren't being compensated enough. Hence, NO CLASS.
God, hearing Olbermann give that comment about what was basically a makeup lady passing into like the Pope passing was just way over the top. You just knew he'd make something up along the lines of she was the inspiration for Dave always calling Olbermann big head.
At times Olbermann makes me wanna barf to be honest. He's just so full of himself and how he thinks that whatever he says and does, the world just sits back in awe at his "intellegence." He's just an insecure, lonely middle-aged man, who thinks he's beyond the system and thankfully his time will come.
I think Olbermann also said that Kim Jong Il was a fan of the show. :) I wonder if Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, etc are in mourning like those fake Korean people they showed today balling like little babies.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought those Koreans were really hamming it up. I haven't seen such over-acting since Keith's special comment on gay marriage.
Like when you're wrong about the whole season finale thing (sorrry guys). it's the WPITWA!
Bronze: Gov. Paul LePage (R)- for dare questioning Forbes ranking of Maine as the least business friendly state.
LePage says "They said 'you've made some effort and did some good things in some areas, but you ignored the structural problems.' which are our welfare and our energy. And they said, 'unless you get your fisical house in order and you address energy, you address workforce development, and you get yourself where you spend within your means, you're in the cellar.' We're starting our with welfare cause we're broke."
A editor says he didn't discuss these things with LePage. Olby thinks that LePage just hates poor people. So it's welfare that's going first. At least LaPage is trying to do something about it. Rather than our King who just thinks he can print his way out of our debt.
Silver: Michelle Bachmann- Going back to the FNC debate (also with a 'crazy' smear from KKKRAZZZY KEITH). She said politifact said that everything she said (In the debate) was true. Olby says NO! And brings up statements she made before the debate! Only on Olby Planet where someone can get on this list for semantics.
GOLD!!!!: 'Has Been Rocker' Ted Nugent- Really, Keith calling someone else a 'has been'? Coming from a NEVER WAS! Funny.
But The Wrath of Olbermann comes down on Ted for bashing #OW$! Says how fun it looked that cops were putting a beating on those loons. AND IT WAS FUN TO WATCH!
Then Keith attacks both Ted's apperance and his music in 10 seconds, calling 'Cat Scratch Fever' MEDIOCRE and then saying that Ted has no right calling anyone else a 'hippie'.
Then tops the sundae by calling Ted a "asshole". I dare you to say that in front of Ted's face. Don't think you have the balls for that, do you?
Like when David Axelrod speaks out of his @$$! It's the WPITWA!
Bronze: Cassie Wright, president of the University of Texas College Republicans- again, Keith takes his place as the president of the HE MAN WOMAN HATERS CLUB!
First he goes after the former president of the TCR, Laurene Pierce, for this tweet (which she (according to Olby) was fired for). "Y'all as tempting as it may be, don't shoot Obama. We need him to go down as the worst president we've ever had. #2012" Now, does anyone with a IQ higher than 50 think that this tweet got the former president fired? No, but Keith runs the Fact Free Zone.
on to Ms. Wright, who tweeted this... "my president is black, he smokes a lot of crack. holla!! #2012 #obama" Now there might be a twitter hack here, but Keith dispells that by just saying so.
So This woman gets into the COUNTDOWN RACIST CLUB. This time, it's sort of racist. But Obama is at least 1/2 black (I hate his white half) and he did admit to using cocaine in his book. So while racist, it's true.
olby tops it off by calling all Texas Republicans 'dumb'. Right back at you.
Silver: The NRA Newsteam- It seems Olby likes to point out hypocrisy when none exists. Says that the NRA is on the front lines fighting the 'war for christmas', but has a Happy Holidays greeting on their website. ON THE LIST THEY GO.
As usual, Olby is telling half of the story. Nothing is wrong with 'happy holidays', but nothing is wrong with Merry Christmas either.]
Then bashes Bill-O by asking why Bill isn't attacking the NRA? I dunno? Maybe cause O'Reilly doesn't rip and read?
Gold: Gov. Scott Walker (R)- Let's see, Koch Bros. puppet, ass is grass in recall. Blah blah blah. With the crooked Recall petitions in (WHAT? Adolph Hitler and Mickey Mouse are really registered voters is Wisconsin?), Gov Walker is getting his ads ready. one ad has a small business man named 'Chris'. Chris talks about how Gov. Walker's reforms have helpt the state. That's something Olby never tells you, that what Gov. Walker did WORKED!
It seems that before the year is done, it seems that olby does another of his famous "logical jujitsu" moves and since Chris sells the stuff you see in informercials and that stuff is made in china, WALKER IS A HYPOCRITE! Not only that, but it seems this guy's business growth, from 2002 (about $200k) to 2010 ($46 million), happened under the former DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR!
So according to keith, we need to get down on our knees and worship every democrat.
Oh, did I tell you guys that GOV. WALKER'S REFORMS ARE WORKING?
Like when you keep beating a dead horse (more on that in Gold), It's the WPITWA!
Bronze: Utah shoplifters Korin Vanhouten and Eldon Alexander- These two Enistines got caught shoplifting, then cops let them go, then flagged the cops for their truck being broken into and a stolen tape deck, stolen by someone else.
There's a lesson to be learned here, but it's too late at night.
Silver: Cassie Wright, president of the University of Texas College Republicans (for a second night in a row)- And this is sort of a double down. She defends her tweet that got her on the list last night. She tweeted "Two days later and people still don't care that Obama used "blow" #imsuprised"
Again, in one of his books, President Obama did admit to using cocaine. So why on the list again tonight? BECAUSE SHE STOLE OLBY'S MOVE! only he can do the double down.
Olby calls being a republican in Texas a "illegal act", that's nice.
Ms. Wright goes further on Facebook. "I find the fact that Obama was a drug user ironic, considering there is a popular song celebrating his election and character. Not sure how finding humor in this irony is discrimination again [sic] any race, but believe what you will; I resepct YOUR freedom of speech, but next time just don't use that freedom on my personal facebook."
Olby translated for us peons. "I respect your freedom of speech except when you use it in public to criticizes my freedom of speech in public." I'll let that soak in for a moment.
Okay? So Olby attacks this woman for doing what Keith has done for the last 12 years on cable news? REALLY?
GOLD!!!!!: Robert A. Niblock of Lowe's- For the past 16 days (btw, hows that boycott coming along?) Lowe's has remained silent about charges that a "anti-Muslim group" pressured Lowes to cancel ads for All American Muslim. Today Lowe's defend itself.
Tom Lamb VP of Marketing said this, "The decision was absolutly not, despite what has been reported in the media, influenced by any one group."
A spokeswoman for Lowe's, Kris Ahorn said that there was negative chatter about AAM on social media sites.
So from this, Man on Fan concludes that it was not the Fla. family group's islamophobia that caused it, but the GENERAL POPULATION'S ISLAMOPHOBIA that caused lowe's to cancel ads.
So, it's our fault. And keep beating that horse, Herr Olbermann.
Like when Crazy Uncle Ed goes NUTS over Eric Bolling saying they had a drink once (really, why would Bolling lie about something like that?)... IT'S THE LAST (hopefully) WPITWA of the year!
Bronze: Stupid criminal- He tried to steal a Audi and couldn't since it was a manual transmission and he didn't know how to drive a stick. It's been almost 16 years since I drove a stick. I guess it's like riding a bike, once you learn, you never forget.
Since it was a Audi, it belonged to a 1%, so really the driver should have given the carjacker lessons before he drove off in her car.
Silver: former Sen. George Allen (R-Va.)- Brings up 'macaca' again. Again with beating dead horses. But Olby goes into the real smear for this quote that Allen had in a internet video chat. "Thank you and have a good evening and a happy holiday christmas", but olby is making fun that there is a 20 second pause where Allen does nothing. Olby thinks this is a disquafyer on Allen getting his senate seat back. Not everyone is internet savvy like Keith.
GOLD!!!: Matthew Thornton III, senior vice president for U.S. operations at FedEx- this is for tje FED EX Idiot who dumped a computer monitor over a fence. Now why isn't Olby making the deliveryman the WPITW? Cause that wouldn't fit Olby's narritive about how big biz is bad.
Mr. Thornton had a (what Krazy Keith called) 'non apology apology' which we have seen Olby do a thousand times. And we have to remember that this is edited in a way that Olby wants (he even admitted it so).
See BTB wants this deliveryman to be strung up. But, as corpoerate policy, FED EX can't do that. open them up to lawsuits. NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WORLDS GREATEST faux JOURNALIST! He wants names and details. He wants to know HOW HE GOT FIRED.
the point is that he didn't. It takes a lot to fire a union guy. I should know. When I worked for Kroger in the 90s, there were only two ways to get fired on the spot. Shoplifting and fighting in the store. I guess not much has changed.
at this point, Keith goes into a mini Special Ed KKKOMENT about how this is all that is bad in America, I tuned out and think happy thoughts. Like getting bamboo shoved up my nails.
And then Keith fires the deliveryman. Typical.
Well, that's it. I expect Robin to be in the lie cave tomorrow. If not, another abstract. SEE YOU LATER!
Not that I really care about what happens in South America, but I think this a story with major implications. Since idiots like dj-the-jackass demand government ownership of money and the feds ran a national tv and radio EMS test, this story has merit, especially with leaders that the False Murrow caters to.
LOL that's cute.
I'm (sincerely) proud of you, MK. You left an apolitical comment. The video is beyond cute; it's hilarious.
Is the one with the huge eyebrows suppose to be Cenk Unger?
Uygur, yes. I still think the image of Janeane Garofalo looks like Gov. Granholm.
The only thing dumber than that video is that grin David "MKDAWUSS doesn't want to talk about me because The Flan made him look like a fool when he said I didn't have a 'history of misstatements'" Shuster is sporting.
I haven't posted here for a long time because it occurred to me one day that Olberdork simply doesn't matter. He's not even listened to much less mentioned in the media anymore. NBC is going to be starting up a new 24 hour sports cable station. I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to go there and leave politics alltogether. Although, he's burned his bridges over at NBC.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to go there and leave politics alltogether. Although, he's burned his bridges over at NBC."
Sorry tonyome, The False Murrow couln't leave politics out of his sports broadcast. I remember him taking shots at Sarah Palin when Buffalo Bills QB Trent Edwards got a concussion. Also, he and his progressive scumbaggers are still intertwining Conservatives and the disgusting Jerry Sandusky/Penn State scandal.
Domocrats/Progressives/Marxists have NO CLASS. Ironically, in order to have NO CLASS they prefer the dept. of Education to pump more tax payer $$$ into education so the teachers union can get all of those unfit teachers to go out and protest that they still aren't being compensated enough. Hence, NO CLASS.
God, hearing Olbermann give that comment about what was basically a makeup lady passing into like the Pope passing was just way over the top. You just knew he'd make something up along the lines of she was the inspiration for Dave always calling Olbermann big head.
At times Olbermann makes me wanna barf to be honest. He's just so full of himself and how he thinks that whatever he says and does, the world just sits back in awe at his "intellegence." He's just an insecure, lonely middle-aged man, who thinks he's beyond the system and thankfully his time will come.
I think Olbermann also said that Kim Jong Il was a fan of the show. :) I wonder if Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, etc are in mourning like those fake Korean people they showed today balling like little babies.
"I think Olbermann also said that Kim Jong Il was a fan of the show. :)..."
Don't think that's coming up, especially after NK detained a couple of Current reporters a while back.
"...I wonder if Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, etc are in mourning like those fake Korean people they showed today balling like little babies."
Funny you should mention that because O'Reilly showed a clip of a bunch of North Koreans crying without any tears.
"...He's just an insecure, lonely middle-aged man, who thinks he's beyond the system and thankfully his time will come."
It must be horrible to be that age and be alone, like, really alone.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought those Koreans were really hamming it up. I haven't seen such over-acting since Keith's special comment on gay marriage.
Like when you're wrong about the whole season finale thing (sorrry guys). it's the WPITWA!
Bronze: Gov. Paul LePage (R)- for dare questioning Forbes ranking of Maine as the least business friendly state.
LePage says "They said 'you've made some effort and did some good things in some areas, but you ignored the structural problems.' which are our welfare and our energy. And they said, 'unless you get your fisical house in order and you address energy, you address workforce development, and you get yourself where you spend within your means, you're in the cellar.' We're starting our with welfare cause we're broke."
A editor says he didn't discuss these things with LePage. Olby thinks that LePage just hates poor people. So it's welfare that's going first. At least LaPage is trying to do something about it. Rather than our King who just thinks he can print his way out of our debt.
Silver: Michelle Bachmann- Going back to the FNC debate (also with a 'crazy' smear from KKKRAZZZY KEITH). She said politifact said that everything she said (In the debate) was true. Olby says NO! And brings up statements she made before the debate! Only on Olby Planet where someone can get on this list for semantics.
GOLD!!!!: 'Has Been Rocker' Ted Nugent- Really, Keith calling someone else a 'has been'? Coming from a NEVER WAS! Funny.
But The Wrath of Olbermann comes down on Ted for bashing #OW$! Says how fun it looked that cops were putting a beating on those loons. AND IT WAS FUN TO WATCH!
Then Keith attacks both Ted's apperance and his music in 10 seconds, calling 'Cat Scratch Fever' MEDIOCRE and then saying that Ted has no right calling anyone else a 'hippie'.
Then tops the sundae by calling Ted a "asshole". I dare you to say that in front of Ted's face. Don't think you have the balls for that, do you?
good night.
Like when David Axelrod speaks out of his @$$! It's the WPITWA!
Bronze: Cassie Wright, president of the University of Texas College Republicans- again, Keith takes his place as the president of the HE MAN WOMAN HATERS CLUB!
First he goes after the former president of the TCR, Laurene Pierce, for this tweet (which she (according to Olby) was fired for). "Y'all as tempting as it may be, don't shoot Obama. We need him to go down as the worst president we've ever had. #2012" Now, does anyone with a IQ higher than 50 think that this tweet got the former president fired? No, but Keith runs the Fact Free Zone.
on to Ms. Wright, who tweeted this... "my president is black, he smokes a lot of crack. holla!! #2012 #obama" Now there might be a twitter hack here, but Keith dispells that by just saying so.
So This woman gets into the COUNTDOWN RACIST CLUB. This time, it's sort of racist. But Obama is at least 1/2 black (I hate his white half) and he did admit to using cocaine in his book. So while racist, it's true.
olby tops it off by calling all Texas Republicans 'dumb'. Right back at you.
Silver: The NRA Newsteam- It seems Olby likes to point out hypocrisy when none exists. Says that the NRA is on the front lines fighting the 'war for christmas', but has a Happy Holidays greeting on their website. ON THE LIST THEY GO.
As usual, Olby is telling half of the story. Nothing is wrong with 'happy holidays', but nothing is wrong with Merry Christmas either.]
Then bashes Bill-O by asking why Bill isn't attacking the NRA? I dunno? Maybe cause O'Reilly doesn't rip and read?
Gold: Gov. Scott Walker (R)- Let's see, Koch Bros. puppet, ass is grass in recall. Blah blah blah. With the crooked Recall petitions in (WHAT? Adolph Hitler and Mickey Mouse are really registered voters is Wisconsin?), Gov Walker is getting his ads ready. one ad has a small business man named 'Chris'. Chris talks about how Gov. Walker's reforms have helpt the state. That's something Olby never tells you, that what Gov. Walker did WORKED!
It seems that before the year is done, it seems that olby does another of his famous "logical jujitsu" moves and since Chris sells the stuff you see in informercials and that stuff is made in china, WALKER IS A HYPOCRITE! Not only that, but it seems this guy's business growth, from 2002 (about $200k) to 2010 ($46 million), happened under the former DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR!
So according to keith, we need to get down on our knees and worship every democrat.
Oh, did I tell you guys that GOV. WALKER'S REFORMS ARE WORKING?
See y'all!
Like when you keep beating a dead horse (more on that in Gold), It's the WPITWA!
Bronze: Utah shoplifters Korin Vanhouten and Eldon Alexander- These two Enistines got caught shoplifting, then cops let them go, then flagged the cops for their truck being broken into and a stolen tape deck, stolen by someone else.
There's a lesson to be learned here, but it's too late at night.
Silver: Cassie Wright, president of the University of Texas College Republicans (for a second night in a row)- And this is sort of a double down. She defends her tweet that got her on the list last night. She tweeted "Two days later and people still don't care that Obama used "blow" #imsuprised"
Again, in one of his books, President Obama did admit to using cocaine. So why on the list again tonight? BECAUSE SHE STOLE OLBY'S MOVE! only he can do the double down.
Olby calls being a republican in Texas a "illegal act", that's nice.
Ms. Wright goes further on Facebook. "I find the fact that Obama was a drug user ironic, considering there is a popular song celebrating his election and character. Not sure how finding humor in this irony is discrimination again [sic] any race, but believe what you will; I resepct YOUR freedom of speech, but next time just don't use that freedom on my personal facebook."
Olby translated for us peons. "I respect your freedom of speech except when you use it in public to criticizes my freedom of speech in public." I'll let that soak in for a moment.
Okay? So Olby attacks this woman for doing what Keith has done for the last 12 years on cable news? REALLY?
GOLD!!!!!: Robert A. Niblock of Lowe's- For the past 16 days (btw, hows that boycott coming along?) Lowe's has remained silent about charges that a "anti-Muslim group" pressured Lowes to cancel ads for All American Muslim. Today Lowe's defend itself.
Tom Lamb VP of Marketing said this, "The decision was absolutly not, despite what has been reported in the media, influenced by any one group."
A spokeswoman for Lowe's, Kris Ahorn said that there was negative chatter about AAM on social media sites.
So from this, Man on Fan concludes that it was not the Fla. family group's islamophobia that caused it, but the GENERAL POPULATION'S ISLAMOPHOBIA that caused lowe's to cancel ads.
So, it's our fault. And keep beating that horse, Herr Olbermann.
-30-
Like when Crazy Uncle Ed goes NUTS over Eric Bolling saying they had a drink once (really, why would Bolling lie about something like that?)... IT'S THE LAST (hopefully) WPITWA of the year!
Bronze: Stupid criminal- He tried to steal a Audi and couldn't since it was a manual transmission and he didn't know how to drive a stick. It's been almost 16 years since I drove a stick. I guess it's like riding a bike, once you learn, you never forget.
Since it was a Audi, it belonged to a 1%, so really the driver should have given the carjacker lessons before he drove off in her car.
Silver: former Sen. George Allen (R-Va.)- Brings up 'macaca' again. Again with beating dead horses. But Olby goes into the real smear for this quote that Allen had in a internet video chat. "Thank you and have a good evening and a happy holiday christmas", but olby is making fun that there is a 20 second pause where Allen does nothing. Olby thinks this is a disquafyer on Allen getting his senate seat back. Not everyone is internet savvy like Keith.
GOLD!!!: Matthew Thornton III, senior vice president for U.S. operations at FedEx- this is for tje FED EX Idiot who dumped a computer monitor over a fence. Now why isn't Olby making the deliveryman the WPITW? Cause that wouldn't fit Olby's narritive about how big biz is bad.
Mr. Thornton had a (what Krazy Keith called) 'non apology apology' which we have seen Olby do a thousand times. And we have to remember that this is edited in a way that Olby wants (he even admitted it so).
See BTB wants this deliveryman to be strung up. But, as corpoerate policy, FED EX can't do that. open them up to lawsuits. NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WORLDS GREATEST faux JOURNALIST! He wants names and details. He wants to know HOW HE GOT FIRED.
the point is that he didn't. It takes a lot to fire a union guy. I should know. When I worked for Kroger in the 90s, there were only two ways to get fired on the spot. Shoplifting and fighting in the store. I guess not much has changed.
at this point, Keith goes into a mini Special Ed KKKOMENT about how this is all that is bad in America, I tuned out and think happy thoughts. Like getting bamboo shoved up my nails.
And then Keith fires the deliveryman. Typical.
Well, that's it. I expect Robin to be in the lie cave tomorrow. If not, another abstract. SEE YOU LATER!
Not that I really care about what happens in South America, but I think this a story with major implications. Since idiots like dj-the-jackass demand government ownership of money and the feds ran a national tv and radio EMS test, this story has merit, especially with leaders that the False Murrow caters to.
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